Kapitel 56: 56 | Menu Planning
2:34pm
: venus flytraps or lilies?
: What?
: she asked 'venus flytraps or lilies?'
: Yes, I'm aware of that Sam.
: or should i go for something entirely different like give the bridesmaids sprigs of poison ivy with a dash of nettles
: Yeah let's not do that.
: Considering the fact that I'm the Maid of Honour and you'll probably set mine on fire before I walk down the aisle for dramatic effect.
: that's actually a really good idea!
: got to agree with veronica there
: always love a good bit of fire
: You know what? Why the hell not?
: As long as I'm not tied to the ceiling fan and spun around because I'm saving that for my funeral.
: which brings us back to the question
: lilies or venus flytraps
: why venus flytraps
: because, my dear samantha
: the venus flytraps can eat anyone who objects to our marriage
: Cost effective bodyguards.
: ding ding ding! you're correct!
: okay next on the list, menu
: for starter it's a 'gravadlax with celeriac & fennel salad' or 'twice-baked goat's cheese soufflés with apple & walnut salad'
: i have no idea what half those words mean
: Not going to lie but I thought you guys would have served Spaghetti-Os at your wedding.
: well if i have all this money then what's the point in not spending it
: also, that's the main course's side bitch side dish
: 'side bitch side dish'
: And what are the options for the main?
: 'grilled apricot duck breast over crispy potato cake with a fresh apricot blackberry compote' or 'aubergine steaks with freekeh salad and buttermilk dressing'
: both served with a mandatory side dish of three 500g tins of spaghetti-Os
: all must be consumed or you won't get cake
: i still don't know what half those words mean
: sam, you went to boarding school with a bunch of rich kids and ate weird fancy food there
: yeah, on a scholarship
: as if i want to get 'freekeh' with a salad
: Veronica, I don't think anyone can eat 1.5 Kilograms of Spaghetti-Os in one sitting
: Apart from Kara maybe.
: SURIVIVAL OF THE FITTEST BABY
: for some reason i'm thinking of babies fighting to the death
: Okay, what's for dessert?
: 'lavender poached pear with poire williams pudding' or 'elderflower panna cotta with strawberries & brown butter crumble'
: side served with 1.5 litres of walmart ice cream
: all of this must be consumed before we proceed to do scottish country dancing followed by three loops of the cha cha slide and two of the macarena before we serve the cake on rainbow paper plates
: Sounds like a plan.
: and um... any alcohol perhaps?
: open-bar, all paid for so its free for you guys
: yessss
: Um, where is the venue?
: we've rented the entire stretch of california's beach
: I see...
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