Kapitel 270: 270. Pinocchio But Japanese ~Chief Whooping Koff~
"Why the hell did that damned monkey ground me!?" asked Gabrielle, as she crosses her arms while sitting at the table.
Narcos and Mercuria are beside her.
"What happened?" asked Narcos.
"Kuya grounded me so I can't get out of the house!" yelled Gabrielle.
"Why? What did you do?" asked Narcos.
"Uh... Nothing? Why do people always say that I did something!?"
"Because he grounded you... Also... you're not exactly the most responsible person in the room..."
Earlier...
Gabrielle, topless, waved goodbye to Mercuria as she opened the front door. "See ya! Gonna walk in the park!"
"Gabrielle. I think you're forgetting something," said Mercuria.
"Oh, right!" Gabrielle grabs her handbag.
Narcos walks in from the kitchen carrying a tray of cupcakes.
"Hey! Just baked these delectable humps-!" Narcos eyes Gabrielle's naked upper body and faints, toppling backward.
Now...
"What did you just say!?" Gabrielle angrily stared down at Narcos.
"She punched the mayor," said Mercuria.
"Whoa!" yelled Narcos.
"Oh, please! You saw me walk outside topless without shame! I could practically do anything!" Gabrielle said.
"You're pretty damned irresponsible," said Mercuria. "Just gotta say."
"I most certainly am not!"
"We're just saying that you might need to learn to be a bit more responsible now... knowing that you know..."
Gabrielle's jaw opens wide in disbelief. "You don't think I can do this, do you? Raising a child?"
"Whaaaat?" asked the pair, both smiling nervously. "No!"
"You think I can't do this, don't you?"
"We said no!" yelled the pair.
"And you practiced this a few times! I could tell by Narcos' shaking!"
Narcos shivers in fear. "Psh!"
"Well! Whatever!" Gabrielle stands up and walks away.
"Sheesh," said Narcos. "Someone totally needs a diaper."
"No... shit!" laughed Mercuria.
"Yeah... totally no shi-... Oh! Haha!" laughed Narcos. "I see what you did there."
The pair laughs in the distance as Gabrielle stomps upstairs.
"YOU DON'T HAVE TO STOMP WHEN YOU'RE ALREADY ON THE SECOND FLOOR!!! YOU DO IT WHILE YOU'RE CLIMBING UPSTAIRS!!!" yelled Mercuria.
"The yakuza!?" asked Gabrielle.
"Yes," Raphael nodded while speaking in sign language. "The yakuza at the north of the city has connections as well with this Improbable Man. They seem to be neutral with them. Get your friends to interrogate these miscreants."
"'Kay..." Gabrielle stands up and walks away.
"Seriously!?" asked Raphael.
"Wut?" Gabrielle turns to Raphael.
"You seriously don't care that you might actually gain a miscarriage this time!?"
"Raph... I can regenerate anything attached to my body. I'm basically the safest place in the entire world."
"Look... Gabe!" Raphael facepalmed. "You're homeschooled and you got pregnant by some guy you dated last year! AND YOU WERE UNDERAGE, GABRIELLE!!!"
"Why does no one think I can do this!?"
"Because you are irresponsible... You are arrogant... You never listen to anyone... you are stubborn..."
"Hey! If you think I can't do this, then you're wrong because Dad said I can! Dad believed in me!"
"Dad was wrong!" Raphael hammered the table with his other hand.
Gabrielle squints her eyes. "Fine. You're just mad because Dad the last thing you two did was fight before he died... or maybe Dad loved me more." Gabrielle stands up and walks away as Raphael looked saddened by her words. "Fuckin' insulting..."
"Tch-..." Raphael facepalmed.
Later...
"Sure, I'll come!" smiled Narcos.
"Great!" smiled Gabrielle. "Let's go, Narcos."
"To where?"
"A magical place in the northwestern part of the city!"
Later...
Gabrielle and Narcos are before the yakuza's leaders, Karera Yumi (Nekomata) and Shiyo Hiroma (Kitsune).
They both woge into their Cryptid forms.
They both woge back to normal.
Gabrielle then bows before them to the floor.
Narcos looks at her. "Oh!" Narcos bows as well to the floor.
"Why have you come to us, Gabrielle JoJo?"
"Seriously? Who else knows about your secret identity!?" whispered Narcos.
Gabrielle shrugs. "So! Uh..." She raises and so does Narcos. "Improbable Man! Do you know who he is?"
"No," said Shiyo.
"Huh... Welp! Bye!" smiled Gabrielle.
"Whoa... Wait... This Improbable Man..." said Narcos, as Gabrielle walks back to the scene. "Is he the Boss?"
"No," said Karera.
They spoke both creepily at the same time. "The Improbable Man is not a Rock Human, therefore, he is not The Boss. The Boss is a Rock Human who disappeared fifty years ago. Right now, he is succeeded by his Underboss, Tooru."
Gabrielle's eyes quiver as she gulped.
Narcos squints his eyes. "This... Tooru... You know him... huh?"
"I had... a relationship with him... yes..." said Gabrielle.
"Do you know... gravity?" asked the pair.
"Huh?"
"Gravity is like fate. It pulls you to your destination. Stefan... the man who killed your father... was imbued by the power of gravity itself as well... which he used to reach everyone's original fate... To recreate the Omniverse, Miguel used Anti-Gravity... The Force... to change fate. Miguel gave the Omniverse autonomy. Freedom. Liberty. A choice. Miguel freed the world from the chains of fate... or... so it seemed. Miguel JoJo merely created a new world that will likely suffer an even worse fate. Possibly it could be changed... and everyone could live happily ever after... But who knows, Gabrielle JoJo? What can someone like you do?"
"I can do something about... whatever will happen."
"Life isn't something we can control... JoJo... It is mere chaos... People die every day... People are born from unexpected pregnancies... You can't control everything..."
"Dad could!"
"Your father? He couldn't do anything... He didn't want to die... He tried to change his fate and look where it got him. We are trying to warn you about your destiny... Gabrielle JoJo... If you try to find Tooru and have him be with you... That is against your fate... You can't force yourself into an adventure."
"My baby deserves a father!"
"Your baby shall grow with no father... Gabrielle JoJo. That is what it should be. You will live alone and raise the next JoJo... That is your fate."
"Stop it!" yelled Gabrielle. "My baby deserves a father!"
"Sadly... he'll suffer a horrible life all because of you..."
Stone Free emerged and nearly blasts its fists toward the pair.
Narcos managed to grab her shoulder to stop her from attacking the couple.
"Tch-..." Gabrielle retracts her Stand.
"We have a way... for you to have our fates not so horrible..." said the pair.
"How?" asked Narcos.
"Be careful... If you aren't careful... You will get killed... Survive what comes next..." The pair offer two teacups filled with tea.
"These are Chief Whooping Koff," said the pair. "Our pets..."
"Teacups?" asked Gabrielle. "Are you delusional... or is this some sort of kink-?"
"Drink the tea," said the pair.
Gabrielle and Narcos reach for the teacups.
"Wait!" yelled the pair. "At the same time... slowly..."
Gabrielle and Narcos look at each other and turn red for a short moment. They then drink at the same time.
Gabrielle spoke. "God..."
Narcos spoke. "Father..."
Gabrielle and Narcos raise their left eyebrows. "Huh?"
"The words you said have something to do with your fates. You are given a choice that could change the world forever...Never... lie... to who you are... Never... lie to yourself... regarding your reality... your truth... JoJo... Anastasia... Only you can save the world now... That choice will save you forever... or bring you to your deaths..."
Narcos turns to Gabrielle, concerned, as Gabrielle's eyes quiver in fear.
"Thanks..." said Gabrielle. Gabrielle and Narcos stand up and leave.
"Wait," said the pair. "We do know something about the Improbable Man."
"Wait! Really!? Oh my God! Could you-?"
"Yes... We'd like him to die as you do..."
Gabrielle nods happily and excitedly.
"You have the same father," said the pair.
"Raph?" Gabrielle quivered.
"No... Not the Chimp... You have the same father... by blood..." said the pair.
Gabrielle gasps in fear.
Wöchentlicher Energiestatus
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