Kapitel 75: 75. Macaroni Bracelet ~Where is It?!~
The Fusion is shown sitting around the table. From left to right, Josuke, Finn, Jake, Spongebob, Patrick, Gumball, and Darwin sat at the table playing Dungeons and Dragons. Kariel is shown watching YouTube Let's Play videos on the TV.
Miguel is shown doing paperwork on the dining table.
"Hey, Miggy!" smiled Anne as she entered the Higashikata Mansion.
"Hey," said Miguel, standing up and putting his hands akimbo on his hips. "You're home early!"
"Yep! Guess who's visiting!" smiled Anne.
"Naku Talaga," said Levi, entering the Mansion. "God, Anne. Sweetie, please don't be an idiot all the time, and please pay for your own lunch."
"Yes, Daddy," said Anne, bowing her head.
Levi is shown to be wearing the same formal clothes as Miguel's, only that it's white instead of black.
"Hay Naku," said Miguel. "Mr. Zeppeli! What are you doing here?"
"I'm here to strike a deal with your alternate dimension mother," said Levi. "I threatened The New World Order and I need to lay low."
"Shouldn't we lay low, too?" asked Miguel.
Levi scoffs. "Don't be an idiot."
"Hey, Mr. Zeppeli!" smiled Josuke, waving his hand.
"Hello, Alternate Choice," said Levi. Levi turns to Miguel. "Get outta my way, kid." Levi turns to Anne. "Sweetie, stop scratching your head. You'd get dandruff all over you."
Levi walks upstairs and left the premises.
"Miggy!" sobbed Anne, burying her face in Miguel's chest. "I wanna get married now! For some reason, I feel like doing this sooner!"
"That was a huge mood swing," said Miguel.
"Wow!" shouted Josuke. "It's as if Anne sees you as her own father! And that's why she loves you! She's projecting her father's love into you!"
"What!?" asked Miguel. "No, she doesn't!"
"Hey, Miguel! Let's go to the lake downhill!"
"Anne, no! You'd get hurt!"
"Anne! Stop picking your own nose in public!"
"Anne, can you not be a snob!? I'm your best friend!"
"Anne, stay away from those guys. They're a bad influence."
"Stop being so clumsy."
"Young lady, please put down the phone."
"YOU HAVEN'T FINISHED YOUR MEAL YET!!! HEY!!! GET BACK HERE, YOUNG LADY!!! YOUNG LADY!??"
"Oh, my, God!" shouted Miguel. "You're about to marry a more loving version of your father! Ew! You Elektra Complexed... Fiancee!!!"
Anne turned red and grinned, lowering her eyelids. "Hey, daddy."
"No. Never again," said Miguel. "That is Goddamned disturbing."
Gabrielle and Raphael approach Miguel, who finishes his paperwork for the night.
They give him a macaroni bracelet they made together.
Miguel gives a soft smile two the two and brushes their heads.
He put it around his wrist.
Later...
He gave them each kisses goodnight and put them to their beds in the bedroom where Jessica used to be.
Miguel and Anne slept in their bedroom beside each other.
Miguel closed his eyes, smiling.
*squeak*
Miguel's eyes open in all-black. He sniffs the air. He sighs and stands up as he walked downstairs. He is still in his white pajamas, with blue polka dots and stars.
He then sees three gunmen pointing a gun at him.
They do not have masks. Instead, they are woged into different animals.
Miguel smells their blood.
"Five Lycans... Three Manticores... Three Sphinxes... Four Trolls... Five Toms... Two Maltese Tigers... Three Phantom Jaguars... Three Phantom Panthers... Two Phantom Leopards... Two Orcs... A Jagerbar... An Ogre... and a Berserker..." Miguel smirked. "35 men and women. I don't eat people anymore, so why'd you give me a family meal?"
"Get down," said the Lycan.
"I'm the Goddamned President of Maharlica," said Miguel.
Miguel sees a tattoo of "23" on their wrists.
"We killed all your security," said the Maltese Tiger. "You have no protection."
"Don't you Goddamned know who I am? I brought down your entire fucking Mafia," said Miguel. "I killed your leader. I'm the Goddamned President."
"Get down," said the Phantom Jaguar.
Miguel sighs. "Hay Naku. Walang Kwenta..."
Time stopped.
Time resumed.
The three men and women are now headless as blood and brains burst out from between their shoulders.
Miguel calmly walked downstairs.
Men and women point their guns at him. Miguel leaped behind the couch as they all shot at him. He brings out a handgun and is prepared to shoot. When they reloaded, Miguel shot at one Lycan. He then hid and shot two more Lycans. He then hid and shot two Phantom Leopards and two Phantom Jaguars.
Miguel sighed and stayed low.
"Come out, Vampire!" shouted a Lycan. "I thought you can heal yourself! Are you afraid that you cannot handle mere bullets?"
Miguel teleported behind them as all their guns are now broken, including his own.
Miguel prepared his Star Platinum as his Stand killed the Lycan who spoke.
Three Phantom Panthers took out their daggers. They managed to hold Miguel down as Star Platinum punched a hole into a Phantom Panther's chest. The others then crowd around Miguel, as Miguel uses Star Platinum to crush the heads of two men and women. They topple over Miguel.
One man, a Tom Cattusian, then stabs Miguel's shoulder. He grunts as he headbutts the man, takes the knife out, and stabs the Phantom Panther in the face. He then wipes the knife on his pajamas and then stabs a Troll's face. He then punches a hole in the last Phantom Cat's chest. They then hold Miguel down as Star Platinum kills the three other Trolls and one Orc.
Two Orcs then grab Miguel and throw him across the room, gravely injuring him. Star Platinum then stops time and punches holes in the two Orc's stomachs, but they still keep going. They continue to approach Miguel as Miguel coughs out blood and prepares Gold Experience to use Ultra Instinct to heal himself faster. But suddenly, a Maltese Tiger bites his shoulder. He screams as he ran backward and bashed the Maltese Tiger into the wall. Miguel then grabs its 3-inch fang and tears it out as he punctured the Maltese Tiger's throat with the fang. The Orcs then beat Miguel's face as Miguel trembled on the ground. Star Platinum then grabs one Orc's head and struggles to crush it.
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!!" shouted Miguel, as Star Platinum punches the Orc's head over and over again.
"ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!!!" shouted Star Platinum, finally breaking its bones.
A Jagerbar comes with an Ogre. Both of them are 8 feet tall and loom before Miguel. Star Platinum punches them from behind, but the Ogre grabs Star Platinum by the neck as Miguel is forced to be subdued.
Star Platinum struggles to break free from the Ogre's grip.
Miguel takes out a dagger and stabs the Ogre in the left neck. The Ogre grunts, but barely flinched. The Jagerbar then bit Miguel's shoulder as he screams in pain.
Star Platinum struggles to punch the pair.
"Ogres and Jagerbars... Known for your... *gasp*... diamond-like bones..." Miguel trembled and said.
Miguel punched the Ogre's face over and over again.
Miguel then charged with Ultra Instinct energy by summoning Gold Experience as he then managed to shatter the bones in the Ogre's face.
However, Gold Experience is strangled by the Jagerbar, who bites Gold Experience's neck.
"GAUGH!!! RAUGH!!! GRAUGH!!!" he shouted, vomiting so much blood.
The Jagerbar roars like a bear.
Miguel, injured by this attack, uses Star Platinum's secret technique.
"STAR... FINGER!!!" shouted Miguel, as Star Platinum's index finger stabbed the Jagerbar's eye going into its brain, killing the Jagerbar.
The finger retracts as Miguel drops to the ground, trembling in pain.
He slowly stands up to see a Berserker.
"Fuck..." said Miguel. "I've killed one of you before, way back when I was on the island... I couldn't walk for a month. Had to survive by crawling around my cave... That's where I met Jubby."
The Berserker howled and growled. It barks as it grabs Miguel's face and kicks it with its knee.
Miguel's skull ends up fracturing, but he heals because of Ultra Instinct.
He slowly stands up, trembling. Blue and silver energies emit from his body. His pupils shine silver.
Miguel punches the Berserker over and over again. He spins and kicks and ax kicks him.
The Berserker simply swung its arm as Miguel dropped to the floor. Miguel's Star Platinum then spun and crescent kicked The Berserker. Miguel then woged and bit The Berserker's neck. The Berserker, unamused, punches a hole into Miguel's abdomen. He falls to the ground in crippling pain, gasping for breath.
The Berserker then stomped toward Miguel as Miguel went between his legs under him and rolled away as The Berserker stomped toward him.
Miguel rolls away as Star Platinum grabs The Berserker's neck from behind as Star Platinum struggles to break it.
Miguel tries to go full-power, but The Berserker immediately swung its fist into Miguel's face.
Miguel's jaw gets dislocated because of this.
The Berserker is then stabbed in the neck by Star Finger as hit growls in pain.
Miguel then uses Gold Experience's hand to relocate his jaw.
Star Finger then zigzags into The Berserker's neck, going into the tunnels into his skull and entering the nose as the Star Finger enters the hole with the olfactory nerves and into his brains.
*SPLAT*
The Berserker stared at Miguel, who grunted in pain.
Miguel stared back.
The Berserker stared at Miguel.
Miguel stared back.
The Berserker stared at Miguel.
Miguel stared back.
The Berserker stared at Miguel.
Miguel stared back.
*SPLAT*
The Berserker's eyes turn outward as blood splatters from its nostrils. He woges back into a hairy Norwegian as he falls to the ground, dead.
Miguel pants as he checks his wrist.
"Fuck..." said Miguel.
The Macaroni Bracelet isn't there.
Later...
In the middle of the Grand Road, a Mafioso is listening to some music. "Angel of the Morning." He quietly hums as a shadow looms over his window.
*tik tik tik tik tik tik tik*
*knock knock knock*
Someone knocked on the window of the Mafioso's car.
"The fuck do you want, asshole?" asked the Mafioso. He turns to the left to see the man.
It's The Reaper.
"Oh, fuck..." he said, as he took out his gun.
*CRASH*
*cling cling cling*
The Reaper grabs the man's face as he pulls him out.
"Where is the Macaroni Bracelet?!" asked Miguel.
"What the fuck!?" asked the man. "Why the fuck do you care!?"
The Reaper takes off his mask.
"Oh, my God," said the man. He woges into a Mouseman. "What the fuck!?"
*CRACK*
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-!!!" he yelled in horror and sobbed. "Look, man... We didn't mean to try and kill your wife and children! We didn't know that The Reaper was married to the daughter of the man who is the Head and CEO of Zeppeli Fashion."
"Uh-huh..." said Miguel. "Keep talking."
"Your father-in-law insulted our current Boss, Dylan Straizo," said the Mouseman. "He called our Mafia a joke in the News. We were supposed to take his family out after Straizo felt insulted."
"How come none of you know about me?" asked Miguel.
"Only a select few people in our Mafia knew about your identity," the Mouseman panted.
"Y'know what?" asked Miguel. "I'm taking my birthright. But you didn't get to the good part... WHERE THE FUCK IS THE MACARONI BRACELET!!?"
"I don't know," he whimpered.
Miguel sighed and let him go as the Mouseman dropped to the ground. "Where the fuck is Dylan Straizo and where does he keep all of his fucking assets?"
Later...
Star Platinum punched the door open, crying "ORA!!!"
Star Platinum then crushes the guard's head as Miguel walked in as if he was having a day walk in the park.
Star Platinum and Gold Experience killed several Mafiosos who shot at Miguel. Several male and female Sheepman slaves in typewriters are forced to run away by the Mafiosos.
As Gold Experience protected Miguel, Star Platinum slaughtered all the Mafiosos who are mostly Western Dragons.
"ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA-!!!" shouted Star Platinum.
Star Platinum catches all of the bullets. Miguel walks downstairs and sees that the basement is filled with several billion pesos all in the form of cash, paintings, and gold. It is about 50 meters wide and 100 meters long.
Miguel puts a lighter in the middle of the floor next to some cash.
Miguel sighs and walks back upstairs. Gold Experience punches a hole in the pipe as Miguel puts an entire bottle of gasoline into it. He added several more bottles of gasoline.
Suddenly, the sprinklers turn on and burn all of the cash in the basement. Miguel teleports outside facing away from the building and sighs. "Hay Naku."
*BOOM*
Miguel's hood and trench coat are blown forward by the wind.
Miguel walks away and teleports.
Later...
Dylan Straizo smiled and took a sip of his wine.
He sits at his desk with a chair behind the desk.
Miguel teleports before him.
"Shit," said Dylan. "Looks like that it's today. You really are worthy of this Empire. You passed, JoJo."
Miguel puts 20 pesos on the table before him.
"That's all that's left of your assets," said Miguel, as he takes a big whiff.
Dylan immediately charged toward Miguel, woging into a Hex. Dylan pushes him away into the wall as he choked Miguel with magic.
"Minuo," he whispered.
Miguel spits out blood as his eyes bleed tears and his nostril bursts out blood. He screams in pain as he shakily trembled.
"You seem to not be wearing your medallion, sadly," said Dylan.
Dylan pulls the medallion out of Miguel's pockets using magic by flexing his finger.
Star Platinum wears the medallion's necklace.
"Contra reflexum," whispered Miguel.
The medallion then counters the attack to Dylan as Dylan bleeds as well.
"Undo meas actiones," Dylan whispered.
The two are healed by Dylan's words as they gasp for their breaths.
"I could make you a zombie RIGHT NOW!!!" he gritted his teeth. "You burned all my Goddamned assets and I take that as a motherfucking insult."
"It was dirty money, so I burned it all," said Miguel. "I really don't see why that's a problem. Have you tried reassessing yourself and-?"
*CRACK*
Dylan choked Miguel harder with two fingers raised toward him.
"ORA!!!"
*CRACK*
Dylan's face is bashed in as he trembled.
"I could kill you right now," said Miguel. "I'm just playing with my food at this point."
Dylan sat back down and slammed the table with his fist. "Fine... Fine!"
"The Macaroni Bracelet," said Miguel. "Give it to me."
Dylan sighed. He then hands Miguel the bracelet.
Miguel grabs it and pockets it.
"Thank you for your service," said Miguel, as he walked away.
"Wait," said Dylan. "This doesn't change that you've inherited this Mafia."
"What!?" asked Miguel.
Dylan snickered. "You killed Bernardo Salvi five years ago."
"So!?" asked Miguel.
"In the new reality that you restored, we have been looking for someone to take over the Mafia," said Dylan. "When Salvi died, he always wanted you to become the new Mafia Boss, Miguel JoJo. You were the true heir... You always were."
"Okay," sighed Miguel. "So you stole this Macaroni Bracelet on purpose?"
"That's not really the Macaroni Bracelet. I hypnotized you, actually, to make you think that it is," said Dylan. "It's actually a dead worm."
Miguel takes it out of his pocket and throws it at the ground.
"FUCK!!!"
"Well, Miguel JoJo," said Dylan. "You can turn this Mafia into anything you want. With this, you can do anything you want."
"I ONLY WANT TO TAKE CARE OF MY FAMILY AND MAKE THINGS RIGHT!!!" shouted Miguel, sighing and facepalming.
"Miguel JoJo," sighed Dylan. "You have by far been through the most in this little adventure of yours. Therefore, I give you a proposition. You get this Mafia, and we'll help you in this Presidency."
Miguel sighs. "No tricks?"
Dylan nodded politely, smiling and sipping his wine.
Miguel sighs. "Fine. I want all of you to join the Helsing Organization. I have the Helsing Organization in my hands.If we're going to do this, we're going to do this right."
Miguel looked up at the night sky and looked up at the stars.
"I want a group authorized by me and only by me. I'm going to tell everyone who I am. Each crime you've committed will be paid by extensive service for the Empire."
"I, am Miguel JoJo, and I am The Reaper," said Miguel in the News, as people in the audience gasp.
"I'm going to make the Helsing Organization my official personal army. None of you assholes do anything illegal and you only answer to me and my family. Together, we will build a task force and a bureau of federal and central intelligence that will protect these worlds.
I want four meetings. I want a meeting with King Neptune of Earth SB-129, President Mr. Mayor of Earth TAWOG-588, Rick Sanchez of Earth C-137, and Princess Bubblegum of Earth AT-1278. We will initiate this Empire right and expand our territory.
And a council. I want Congress to act as the Judicial Branch. The President will act as the Executive Branch. The Senate will act as the Legislative Branch. The Head of the Royal Family and the Cryptid Council will promulgate the law.
Here is how it works.
The Senate makes the law. Congress will interpret the law. The Head and the Cryptid Council will promulgate the law. After that, I execute the law. Only I execute the law.
I want you to recruit several more members from the six Earths. I also want more Earths to expand this Empire.
The Helsing Organization will act as my special agency to protect the Empire.
I will create a new Constitution... for this Empire...
The United Empire of Maharlica.
And Dylan, get me Maria of Earth Prince. We're rewriting the Constitution to keep this country safe."
"We could get you an emergency power," smiled Dylan. "We could just make a fake rebellion and give you all of the four branches in the palm of your hands-..."
"No," said Miguel. "Again, we're doing this the right way. I want to be as strict as possible in this constitution. If anyone is corrupt in this new Empire, they'll answer to me."
Miguel entered the bedroom and saw something popping out from under the table. He looked underneath.
It's the Macaroni Bracelet.
"Hay Naku..." whispered Miguel. "Puta..."
Miguel puts on his black suit and stands on his desk.
"I am Miguel JoJo, and I have a dream..."
One of the slaves who typed in the typewriter limped away, gritting his teeth. He was a very average and thin man. He had another dream. A dream of freedom.
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