Kapitel 37: Tsunderes are annoying!

Lee glanced at the door when he heard it was closed. In addition to being talented at cooking, Alice has a natural talent for cuck-sucking, so it is worth training her. He can't let her talent go to waste.

He lay in bed for a while, contemplating his scent. When he initially altered his fragrance, he ensured that it could induce any woman who smelled it to produce three times more dopamine than consuming cocaine and mildly stimulate their desire. He did not want women to go crazy about him in public as that would be too conspicuous. He didn't expect them to become addicted to it so easily.

After staying in bed for about 30 minutes, Lee took a bath and changed his clothes.

As he descended to the first floor, Alice was already preparing breakfast. "Good morning, Master!" One of the maids spotted him and greeted him with a bow. He nodded in acknowledgment and casually patted her on the shoulder. Lee nearly stumbled when he overheard her muttering, "Ahn~ Lee-sama touched me! I will never wash my shoulder!" while rubbing her thigh.

He wanted to say, "Please don't. It's disgusting!" but instead kept a straight face and ignored the horny maid as he walked toward Alice. It was somewhat his fault that they became like this, so he just opted to ignore them.

"Boo!" He waited for Alice to finish cooking before surprising her from behind.

"Ahh! You scared me!" Alice cried out in surprise. She turned around and patted her chest, trying to calm herself. causing her melons to bounce.

Ignoring her complaints, he asked, "Good morning, Alice. What's for breakfast?"

"Good morning, Onii-chan!" Alice greeted him with a smirk, causing him to cringe. He regretted asking her to call him by that name.

"I prepared your favorite pancakes and coffee," she said as she put the food on the table, not allowing the maids to help her. This was her special alone time with her cousin, whom she loved dearly.

While eating, they chatted about trivial things for a while. Alice asked him when he would return to school, to which he replied that he would be going tomorrow.

Lee suddenly remembered the stocks that he had inherited from his parents' company. He turned to Alice and asked, "Can you please tell Aunt Leonora that I want to sell my shares?" He knew that it was better to sell them now, as they would become worthless in the future when the aliens invade. Instead, he planned to use the money to invest in gold, which would be a more secure option for him.

"Why don't you tell her yourself?" Alice asked him with a suspicious look on her face. Her mother and Lee had been quite close, but recently, they seemed to be avoiding each other.

"I got into an argument with her last time, and she is still angry with me," Lee explained vaguely. He couldn't possibly say I fucked your mom until she lost consciousness.

"What would I gain from doing that then?" Alice turned her face and made a cute expression, obviously not believing his nonsense.

"If you can help me, I'll take you to play for a whole day. How about it?" He said as if he was offering her a bargain.

"Hmph! Shouldn't you be doing that with your girlfriend? Why waste time with your cousin?" Alice's face lit up when she heard she could spend time with him. However, she tried to act as if she wasn't interested. It irked her to think that some lowly slut was dating her cousin.

"Haha, how can my girlfriend be compared to my cute cousin Alice?" Lee patted her head across the table. Seeing her acting like a tsundere was cute, though he didn't like Tsundere girls too much. It is already a hassle to deal with women, and Tsundere girls are more annoying. Especially the violent ones. Tsunderes are only one level lower than Karens in the spectrum.

"Really?! Hmph! You are just trying to sweet talk me, I know you are lying." Alice said, crossing her arms and pouting. She closed her eyes and let out a small purr of pleasure as Lee patted her head, but she quickly opened her eyes and moved away from his hands, resisting the feeling of loss.

"Hey, don't move away! I'm not lying," Lee resisted the urge to laugh and said with a smile. "I'm serious, Alice. We'll spend the whole day doing whatever you want. Just help me out with this favor."

Alice pouted and crossed her arms, pretending to be skeptical. "Okay, but you better keep your promise. And calling me cute won't save you if you break it," she warned him with a playful smile. The chance to spend a whole day alone with Lee was a perfect opportunity to strengthen their relationship, and maybe even take it to the next level.

"Don't act like a tsundere in the future, it doesn't suit you," Lee said before finishing his cup of coffee.

"I'm not a tsundere!" Alice shouted as Lee got up and left, ignoring her shout. It is fun to tease her. And it would be more fun to tease her body in different ways. Seeing her squirming with pleasure would be a feast for the eyes.

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After finishing his daily workout, Lee changed his clothes while ignoring the maids who were leering at him. One of the perks of his superpower was that he didn't need to worry about his calorie intake or how much protein he needed to eat per day.

Lee changed into some casual clothes and walked over to Saeko's place instead of taking his bike or calling a cab. He felt like going for a leisurely stroll and was eager to sample some local cuisine. Too bad for him, Alice's cooking had spoiled his taste buds, so everything else seemed bland in comparison.

Lee noticed a wallet on the ground a few steps away while waiting for the crosswalk to turn green. It seemed to belong to a woman. Curious, he picked it up and checked the ID card. The name "Reika Shimohira" caught his attention. She was his second favorite female character in the series after Sei Sakuraoka. Lee thought Sei was the epitome of beauty, the kind of woman that Angelina Jolie could only dream of becoming.

Lee thought it was just a coincidence that the wallet owner had the same name as Reika, but when he saw the picture on the ID card, he knew it was her. He glanced around and saw Reika standing a few meters away, waiting for the light to turn green.

Lee sauntered up to her and casually said, "Hey, excuse me." She spun around, looking taken aback that someone was talking to her.

Lee noticed that she wasn't as affected by his charm as most women were. Usually, they would at least blush when they see him for the first time, regardless of their orientation. He shrugged it off and handed her the wallet. "You dropped this," he said.

Reika's face lit up as she enthusiastically shook Lee's hand. "Oh my god, thank you so much!" she exclaimed.

Lee chuckled, pulling his hand back. "No problem. Just be careful next time, getting a new ID can be a hassle," he advised.

Reika smiled at him, revealing a row of perfect white teeth. "I'm really grateful. You're such a kind person."

Lee shrugged off her compliment. He was indeed a kind person to all beautiful women in this world. "It's nothing, really. Just glad I could help. Take care now," he said before turning and walking away.

"You are Lee Hiroshi-san, right?" Reika asked, running after him.

Lee turned around to face her. "Yeah, that's me. Do we know each other?" he asked, slightly surprised. Could it be that she knew the pathetic guy?

"I'm Reika Shimohira. We were classmates last year," Reika said with a blush. It seemed like she was embarrassed that he didn't remember her, even though she's a popular idol that people recognize everywhere. The depressing part was that they used to sit next to each other in class.

Lee scratched his cheek and said, "Ah right, Reika Shimohira! I remember now. Sorry I couldn't recognize you because you became more beautiful," seeing her face beaming. Lee nodded inwardly. It seemed like she believed that he remembered who she was.

"Really?" Reika asked with a smile. She wasn't sure if he really remembered her but she felt flattered by Lee's compliment.

Lee nodded and said it would be difficult to forget someone as beautiful and talented as her.

"So, what brings you to this part of town, Lee Hiroshi-san?" Reika asked curiously, as they began walking together.

"Since we used to be classmates, no need to be formal. Just call me Lee," he replied with a smile, easing the formality between them. "I'm actually visiting a friend who lives nearby. I'm hoping to try some local food while I'm here, but unfortunately, it's just not the same as what I'm used to."

"Really?! Then you can call me by my name," Reika exclaimed excitedly. "I know what you mean. Sometimes it's hard to find good food that compares to what we're used to. But there are definitely some great places around here if you're willing to try something new." She nodded in understanding.

Lee acted as if his interest was piqued. "Really? Do you have any recommendations?"

Reika thought for a moment before replying. "There's a small ramen shop just a few blocks from here that's really popular with the locals. The line can be long, but it's definitely worth the wait. And if you like sushi, there's a great place just a little further down the street that has the freshest fish I've ever tasted."

"In the future, if you're free, I'd love to treat you to a meal. I know all the best places for great food around here," Reika added somewhat too eagerly.

Lee nodded and said he would be happy to have a meal with a popular idol like her, causing Reika to blush. They exchanged phone numbers and agreed to meet up for a meal later.