Kapitel 146: Ch. 142
As soon as 'Batman' started laughing and grinning, Superman knew that this is not Batman or Bruce.
"Where's Bruce?" Thinking that Bruce must be in danger, Superman's eyes started reddening as 'Batman' continued laughing.
"Oh you mean me? You know, I-" When 'Batman' was about to make a joke, he suddenly stopped and crossed his arms as Superman slammed his fist on him.
"Where is Bruce!?" Superman shouted as he held on 'Batman's' collar.
"You're still the same as ever, Clark." As soon as 'Batman' said this, Superman suddenly felt himself turning weak, and fell on the ground with a thud.
As Superman fell on the ground, something rang within body, specifically on his belt, or whatever the logo on his waist is called.
"Answer it." Instead of attacking him, 'Batman' encourages him to answer the call.
After giving him one last look, Superman finally answered the call.
"Superman speaking."
"Clark something bad is happening everywhere. We need you ASAP." Superman heard Batman's usual gruffy voice however, he seems to be breathing heavily.
"Bruce wha-." Before Superman could asked, the Batman who laughs interrupted him.
"Well well well, Bruce. Just you wait there and play with my Pet Robins first, I'll take care of your little alien friend here, HaHaHaHaHa." The Batman who laughs lived up to his name as just his laugh alone sends shiver to those who heard him, including Xyrus.
Before Batman could respond, Batman Who Laughs snapped his finger and the call was abruptly ended by an explosion on Superman's waist.
'Who the hell is this guy?' Xyrus questioned himself as what Batman who laughs just did is similar to Reality Warp or something, by warping the reality, Batman Who Laughs turned Superman's belt into something similar to a bomb, or more specifically, an unpinned grenade.
"And who is this little guy." Only then Batman Who Laughs, noticed Xyrus's presence.
"I should be asking you that. You're not from around here, are you?" Xyrus stated his guesses which was soon confirmed by the man himself.
"HaHaHaHa! Bingo! 5 points for Gryffindor! You're right, I'm from a different universe, and now, I think it's time for you to introduce yourself, right?" Batman Who Laughs said.
"I won't tell you my name. But you can call me the Ancient One." As soon as Xyrus said that, he used his Mind Stone to check the Batman Who Laughs's memories.
"Ancient One? More like Fossil One! HaHaH-" Batman Who Laughs, who tried to make a joke abruptly stopped when Xyrus successfully entered his mind.
However, as he entered it, he was shocked as he was suddenly repelled when a surge of unknown energy slams back on his mind. Luckily, his mind has been strengthen for millions of years, not to mention, his Mind Stone also contributed.
"Oh, that really hurts! Can you please kiss the pain goodbye?" Batman Who Laughs started acting like a victim and fell on his knees.
'What the heck is wrong with this guy?' Xyrus said to himself as this is the first time he met a really insane guy who thinks everything is a joke.
Luckily for Xyrus, Batman Who Laughs has just started his journey on travelling the Dark Multiverse and so, he isn't that strong yet that could threaten Xyrus's existence.
[New System Quest!]
[Defeat the Batman Who Laughs, who will soon cover the whole Multiverse into darkness.]
[Task 1: Kill Batman Who Laughs.]
[Task 2: Must not exceed 10,000 or more casualties.]
[Rewards:....
Task 1: Location of the remaining Chosen One's souls.[Leader only]
Task 1: A random skill [Participating members]
Task 2: Title [Hero]
Requirements: Requires 3 Members from the group chat including the Group Leader.]
[Tony: Wow, it's been a long time since I last saw a Quest.]
[Whitebeard: I'll join, I wanted to visit another world to vent my remaining anger.]
[Anya: Anya would also like to join!]
[Sorcerer Supreme: Anya, I hate to break it to you, but I think you shouldn't join this one, it's too dangerous.]
[Anya: Oh...Okay.]
[Sorcerer Supreme: Don't worry! After this, I'll go and fetch you!]
[Anya: Really! Yehey! Anya hates this world very much! The friends I made are all fake! They are Bastards!]
[Tony:...!]
[Whitebeard:....!]
[Saitama: ⊙.☉]
[Iruma: (⁰o⁰;)]
[Sorcerer Supreme: ಠ︵ಠ, Anya, where did you learn that word?]
[Anya: From Anya's Friend!]
[Sorcerer Supreme: Looks like I have to teach your friends some manners.]
[Tony: Definitely, kids shouldn't learn that kind of language at their age. Look at me, when I was Anya's age, I already developed my own Circuit Board.]
[Prof. Senku: No one cares about your circuit board. At Anya's age I already developed my own personal Flame Thrower made from scraps.]
[Tony: pfft, that's it? I bet you can't even solve Diophantine Equation right now.]
[Prof. Senku: Wanna go at it, old man!?]
[Tony: I'm waiting.]
[Sorcerer Supreme: You two, please shut up for a moment. Anyways, Whitebeard is up and who gets the last one?]
[Saitama: Is the enemy strong?]
[Sorcerer Supreme: For him to trigger a quest just to kill him, he's definitely stronger than you think.]
[Saitama: Then, I'm in!]
[Sorcerer Supreme: Alright then, let's go!]
While Xyrus was busy chatting in the group chat, both Superman and Batman Who Laughs stared at him monotonously.
"Hello? Are you there?" Batman was already standing in front of Xyrus and kept waving his hand on his face.
"I think his brain was shu- oof!" Batman Who Laughs didn't managed to complete his joke when Xyrus kicked him on the chest.
"Alright, that one hurts. HaHaHa, since you're strong, how about you take this!" As soon as he finished speaking, Batman Who Laughs released a yellow whip that entangles Xyrus's whole body.
"I caught a fish! And a big one at this time!" Batman Who Laughs clapped his hands as he spoke.
"Now, tell me who you are?" Batman Who Laughs tiptoed towards Xyrus as he asked.
"Why should I tell you? Didn't I tell just to call me Ancient One?"
"Oh? You could resist the whip huh?" Batman Who Laughs didn't even flinch or got scared even for a second, instead he still continued grinning.
"Superman's down and soon you'll be next." As Batman Who Laughs spoke, a flash of blue light appeared behind Xyrus, causing him to look at the source.
"Who's our new customer this time?"
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