Kapitel 3: System

Our dear hero, that just killed a very important demon, is floating in nothingness. He doesn't even have a body everything that currently exists in that nothingness is his consciousness. Marc no his name is now Acedia is bored out of his wits. All he can do is think about what G said.

[So that total ass who shoved me away was pretty important and demon of...something? Anyway, that guy was important and I had to take his place so the balance of the omniverse doesn't break. This sounds like total bullshit. At least I get reincarnated or sth]

Then our Acedia hears a voice:

"Oh, a human that's rare, haven't met a human in while. Nice to meet ya. So what's up? Oh, right you cant speak you don't have a body sucker."

Then the voice slowly faded away. The only thought upon the mind Acedia was: [What the actual fuck was that, well at least now I know that I don't have a body and that I am only a floating soul or sth like that]

But he couldn't talk to himself for long because suddenly there was a burst of light and he had a game character creation window thingy in front of him. [This character creation window thingy looks similar to the one from Elden Ring. Oh my god!!! I can even customize dick size!!! 20cm yes pls!!! White edgy mc hair check, red eyes check, athletic build check. Handsome body created? Hell yeah! Aaaannnnd enter new body I'm comming]

§Due to ridiculous character-creation, the system will create the body§

NOOOOOOOOOOO, MY DICK!!!!!!!!!

Another flash of light and our mc wakes up in a beautiful lush forest. The first thing our absolutely pathetic mc did was look in his pants. A loud deep breath of relief could now be heard, which means it was at least there.

Now Acedia looks around looking for any signs of danger, should have been his first thought instead of looking at his tiny dick.

[Pfffff, I m dumb I should have looked around first, I could have already died because of that single mistake if I were unlucky. Well looks like I'm in a forest, I was never a nature freak or liked nature much but this forest is actually pretty beautiful. This can only mean one thing either I'm in the most beautiful spot on earth or more likely, considering the transmigration thingy, I'm in an anime world. Wait wtf is that over there. Is that a bloody Scyther fighting against a Pidgeotto? Fuck no I landed in the Pokemon world! I have no ideas about pokemon I only played pokemon go at the start, around the time it was cool to play it]

§System welcomes Host in the Pokemon World§

"Screw your system, I have no idea about pokemon, and u gave me an average dick"

§Hello host first of all I am not conscious meaning I will only tell you about my functions and will never talk again. So please listen carefully. The system that you possess is the pub system. You can build a small pub. IMPORTANT you can place this pub only once. The ability of your pub is to connect to the omniverse, which means your Pub will become something similar to a fixpoint. In other no matter in what world there will inevitably be your pub somewhere. All these buildings across the Omniverse are portals to a world named "The world of Sloth". This world is the sole possession of the host, where the host is the closest thing to a god. Host-only has to think where in this world he wants to place his pub and it will immediately appear. A reminder this system is not conscious so talking to it won't do anything. Alright, the complicated stuff is over, this message was created by me Truck-kun sorry for not giving you a choice in deciding your golden finger, but I can't give a demon any wishes its forbidden only humans can wish for things, but this system is designed to make fun, it's also pretty op. With best Regards Truck-kun]

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I have already thought about my wishes prior death this is so unfair i had such good wishes!"

[Well anyway I think I should get going I don't know if the pokemon world is as nice as in the anime I don't want to get punched to death by a mankey or sth.]

At exactly that moment Acedia stumbled upon a small pond and saw what he looked like, he had a butt as a face...just a joke he was actually pretty handsome.

[Wait a second...silver/gray hair check, handsome face check, baggy clothes that do somehow suggest that I have an awesome body and unrealistic beautiful skin plus pretty neet headphones and sleeping mask as ornaments check. Yes, this sounds like an anime character made by a random Pinterest artist. But hey I look awesome, I'm happy]

And our hero goes on his way to find the perfect place to build his pub.