Kapitel 26: The King of Storms
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In The Previous Chapter
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Faraam- ' Oh Shit … is it another Chinese? '
System- 'Sometimes I question myself about your mental health player …'
In one swift movement the doors to the room were snapped open revealing Usan who was accompanied by two guards…
Usan- My Kings a gigantic army appeared around the city and along with it several powerful presences appeared….
Faraam- Oh…. Shit
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Faraam- Oh fuck, how many enemies are there out there?
Usan- I don't know, but the guards estimate a number around three hundred…. Thousand ….
The white-haired man placed his hand on his chin and began to think about a possible solution…
Faraam- 'What if I dropped another atom bomb-'
System- 'NO PLAYER … I advise you to think of another solution '
Faraam- 'I'm too stoned for this'
System- 'think better player'
Escanor- Did you hear any demands or something from the enemy army?
Usan- We just heard that they want to avenge a so-called first general or Erik Belltower...
Faraam- THE CHINESE??
Gilgamesh- Chinese ? Do you know anything about this Belltower Mr Faraam…
Faraam- Maybe…
Arthuria- Maybe what?
Faraam- Maybe I blew it up in the middle of the forest or not...
Escanor- That explains a lot…
Gilgamesh- And how are we going to solve this problem?
Faraam- I have a solution to get some time…
Escanor- You… have…. A solution ?
Faraam- Yes but I need you to stay inside the castle while my daughter finishes painting... but just to be sure I will need Mr Escanor and Mr Gilgamesh to keep ready for a possible fight...
Arthuria- I will believe in you… I hope you succeed…
Gilgamesh- I hope you don't fail…
Escanor- Please… don't blow up the capital…
Faraam- I'll try…
System- 'I am not liking this … player the hell you are going to do?'
With these words the player left the throne room…
As he walked through the corridors of the palace, the man stopped his walk…
Faraam- 'System I need you to buy some things '
System- ' What are you going to do player ?'
Faraam- 'Rice'
System- ?!
And with that the man took off his dragon's sunglasses and put them on his face again…
Some time later …
After months of fighting the Demon King and his other generals decided to gather their highest level troops and attack the capital of Kian, the kingdom that gave the horde the most work so far… Thanks to this the army is made up of three hundred thousand soldiers of elite and the three remaining generals… At this moment the army was about to start its attack, but a strange individual appeared at the entrance to the city…
The horde soldiers were confused because at the gates of Kian's capital a white-haired man appeared with a straw hat on his head, on his shoulder there was a small dragon with four wings covered with feathers, which intimidated the army a little and in in front of it was a small wooden bench from which some smoke came …
System- 'This … is so fucking dumb … I am disappointed in you player '
Faraam- Approach me, to be master Xing Li … I sell chicken and special tea …
System- 'no…no…no'
Demonic soldier 1- What are you doing here human?
Faraam- I am a tea seller I sell tea to big big armies…
System- 'no…no…no'
Demonic soldier 2- That doesn't make any sense, old man
Faraam- 'Your mother that fat bitch doesn't make sense'
System- 'yes…yes…yes'
Faraam- You want to taste the tea…
Faraam- 'Walk you motherfuckers I'll fuck you all '
Demonic soldier 1- Hmmm… after all I don't think the generals would mind… after all the war will be won today.. hahaha…
Demonic soldier 2- hahaha … you're right …
And with that, the first soldier walked up to the 'old man' and tasted the mystical drink which made him feel … well …
System- 'Are you really going to do this …'
Demonic Soldier 1- This is good … I feel I can do … anything …
Demonic Soldier 2- Let me prove it...
And with that the second soldier fell into the trap and then several soldiers began to 'visit' the old man…
One hour later …
Faraam- Here's your flango and your tea…
300K Demonic Soldier- Thank you so much … master li…
System- 'Why the … how … how the hell did this work….this is dumb …. You are dumb player '
Faraam pointed to the Skye and decided to answer the system …
Faraam- 'You see that ?'
System- 'There is nothing out there '
Faraam- 'Those are the fucks I give …'
System- 'You mother fuc-'
Thanks to his diabolical plan Faraam managed to make all the soldiers happy thanks to the 'tea' which made the whole army forget about the war…
At this point most of the demonic army was either sleeping on the floor or doing questionable things with their comrades…
Faraam- 'Mission accomplished '
Faraam was happy at this point because his little plan had worked out well and thanks to that he managed to sell a large part of his tea warehouse…
???- Piu Piu Fuck … So you are the master Li?
Faraam- 'What the fuck… am I hearing voices?
Said the man shaking his head from side to side while looking for the source of the voice that was a little thin…
???- Down here… PIU PIU… fuck
Faraam was confused thanks to this voice from beyond, with this the man walked to the other side of the bench…
The player couldn't believe his eyes… the universe could only be playing with his face…
Faraam- What the fuck is a chicken that talks…
Faraam- Bro I must be high as fuck …
Arch-Dragon- *GRRRR*
Faraam- Calm down...
Whispered the man to his pet dragon…
???- I think that's enough with disguises, Faraam … Piu Piu
Faraam- Damn… I'm not even going to deny it…. You're a fucking chicken… that talks…
???- And you're going to pay now for selling chicken to my soldiers… and for drugging them Piu Piu…
Faraam- [Eye of Ashel]
Status
Name: Magic Chicken
Age: ???Fried Chicken???
Title: Reincarnated (+1 sp in all stats) ↓
King of Roosters (+10000 sp in all stats)
Rooster Mage (-70% Mana cost to use a magic ability)
Rooster for them from them (+90% chance to seduce chickens)
Killer Chicken (+10000 sp to all stats and +70% critical damage against divine beings and +70% critical damage against players)
Breed: Chicken (Arch-Mage)↓
Level: ?d??P`»L?
Affiliation: Great Grohand Horde (3 General) ↓
Ancient Gods (Follower of Alkanir (Chicken God))
HP: 150,000,000/150,000,000
MP: 140 000 000 / 140 000 000
Lore: Colonel Sanders was a great chicken seller while alive but thanks to an illness the old man died of a heart attack at 97 years old thus leaving his empire created on chicken to the world, what the old man didn't expect was that he was saved by a goddess in the form of a chicken, she gave him a second chance at life and made the old man reincarnate as a chicken this time… Having this second chance the old chicken lived happily for several decades with his chick descendants but everything changed when the rooster came face to face with a fragment of the abyss that corrupted the noble heart of this chicken making it thus become a giant threat to the world… After the old man destroyed the world to which he was sent, he stopped at a new one world where he was taken in by a demon king and now the two are trying to conquer the world…
System- 'I have so many questions … '
Faraam- 'I have to use less drugs … the hell is going on'
Faraam-….
Faraam- Oh … Chicken, go to hell…
Flanginho- Enough … you die now … PIU …
Faraam- Oh fuck…
Faraam put himself in an awkward position and pointed at the rooster with a sharp look.
Faraam- Dragon… I choose you… attack…
Arch-Dragon- *GRRRReeee*
At a gigantic speed the newly born Arch-dragon flew towards the cock's neck and ripped it off in a fast and precise way making blood fly everywhere…
Faraam- Damn… so much blood…
System- 'wh ...why ... how'
Flanginho- Pacóoooo
After a few more seconds of the rooster struggling, the dragon ate the rooster in its entirety without waiting…
And after a few seconds the dragon belched in satisfaction thanks to his meal and then the Arch-Dragon began to glow brightly...
Faraam- Oh fuck… the digimon is… digievolute, or the fuck… the pokemon will come out…
System- Serious player… your are a dumb motherfucker …
Faraam started clapping his hands as he shouted...
Faraam- Who is this Pokemon…
System- 'My God … why did you abandon us …'
[Thanks to your dragon having consumed a powerful enemy this evolved]
*Tururu*
From the middle of the light, a gigantic dragon appeared with several feathers on its body, it leaned its head against Faraam, the player just stretched out his hand and stroked the beast…
[Your dragon evolved from Child Arch-Dragon to Storm Arch-Dragon successfully]
[You can now name your Arch-dragon]
[Want to name the Arch-Dragon of the Storm?]
Faraam- Oh fuck… yes…
[What name do you want to assign?]
Faraam- The name will be –
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TO BE CONTINUED...
Wöchentlicher Energiestatus
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Rangliste 
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Stein