Kapitel 59: 54. The Uzumaki clan was insane basically
I been reading, like a lot of the scrolls and books, in this library, and i got to say, the Uzumaki clan were really wild, i mean basically imagine a bunch of people like level of Tony Stark geniuses that are hyperactive, like fighting and learning things…
As i explained before their Kekkei Genkai is op, because a sage made out of genjutsu is temporary, you can drop the connection and that's it, but a true Sage isn't, at that point your mind is constantly getting information, about everything, you could be learning laws of the world or the truth of the universe, at that point something as simple as the jutsu Creation of All things is inconsequential, you can do all the things a Rinnegan do on basically a whim, modify your own body to become God would be easy…
You know what the last true Sage from the Uzumaki clan did with all that power?
Obviously he did a bunch of things, but The most impressive on my mind on an 'Naruto would have done that' way are these two
1 . He modified Human Dna to have unnatural Hair colors… Yep the guy basically just went, "well the world could use some people with weird colors on their hair… Green? Sure, Pink, ok also from now on Uzumaki should have Red hair because that's my favorite color"
When asked the guy responded "The world needed more color"
2 . It made very hard, to the almost impossible level to have a Uzumaki-Uchiha Child
How? Basically he modified both clans Dna to
1 . Try to be at odds, not like "I'll kill you" kinda odds but more like "i don't like being in your presence"
2 . A child is impossible to have unless both people love each other to the extreme which would be almost obsessed about each other
and that would be hard enough without feeling like not talking with the other person
Why? There 2 theories in the book, and they could even be both because they can be complementary to each other
The first one: (the official one) A child between the Uzumaki and the Uchiha is way to powerful and unstable
First we have an hyperactive uchiha that should be scary enough, but then we add the fact that there's a high chance of unlocking a Ying-Yang affinity only comparable to the sage of the six paths
And the probability of also awakening the Rinnegan
Is way to much power to give to just one person, and i totally agree, Nagato is proof enough and he only has the Rinnegan (and thank god he doesn't know about his chakra chains) he already thinks he's god
And the second: (and unofficial version) apparently an Uchiha married his crush so he had a rivalry with one of them
That's just the tip of the iceberg tho, basically if they had an idea they tried it,
You know about Mito Uzumaki?
Basically a secret test trying to see if the Uzumaki would benefit from intermarrying with the senju and fuse those 2 families back, and it failed, because the children lost the Uzumaki Kekkei Genkai and mind power that comes with the Uzumaki bloodline, and became full Senju, very intelligent yes but not at even remotely the same level as normal 40 thoughts at the time of one that even the untalented Uzumaki had…
The main theory is that Uzumaki bloodline is basically a pseudo-Ying-Yang one The Ying comes from all that brain power and the Yang's is from the body 'gift' from the sage of the six paths.
While the senju is already full of Yang bloodline, that totally overwhelmed the little ying that was in the Uzumaki part, ruining all chances of developing neither Mokuton nor "True Sage Chains" (the very cringe name of their Kekkei Genkai)
And to be honest i would have loved to be born in this clan…
Basically there were a bunch of rowdy and wild people, if they weren't investigating something they were 1 eating, 2 fighting or 3 Pranking
Their festivals? A lot of fighting… with a couple of pranks
Their traditions? Fighting and Pranks
Their favorite food? Ramen and Fish apparently
To be honest… you know those books for new fathers about what was safe for their children to eat?
Basically they investigated the perfect Nutrition table to be able to eat Ramen constantly…
They created recipes to make normal food more nutritious and be able to eat Ramen all weekends…
How many calories and all that bs they completely and seriously experimented, for not being too skinny nor to fat and continue to eat Ramen
I just… wow and don't get me started on training basically, this guys are the type that had to try everything, you want to try Genjutsu? Well here's all the text you need of all the experiments of the hundreds of master Genjutsu especialist we had, each have their own tips and tricks, there's obviously a couple of books of some Uzumaki that tried to read all of them to make the ultimate guide to Genjutsu but gave up, but you can continue his job!
Sword, scythes, Taijutsu, Senjutsu, Summoning if you can think of it they have experimented on it, creating thousands upon thousands of styles, and techniques for everything
And don't get me started in Fuinjutsu
At least half of the massive library has tips and tricks about it, basically Seals thanks to their brain (and now mine, thanks Naruto) is easy, because the hard part is knowing the little subtle difference in one line or a curve or another, but out brain automatically with its thinking speed knows that, so for us is like a Language, but it's not just a Language but it's a Language that can affect reality, so they used it for almost everything… basically what you do with a rubicks cube at 13 is what a 6 year old Uzumaki would do deciphering a "puzzle seal" that to be honest is already more complicated that the "basic" explosion seal that all other villages use…
Obviously the Seals aren't all powerful (because you aren't all knowing) , like the best that they have accomplished (and that's already borderline insane) is creating the Shinigami Mask, a Mask that as you know summon Death or a version of Death
And that was created by a true Sage what knowledge he needed to create something like that we can't ever start to decipher…
Because seals aren't like just writing Fire ball and add chakra, no it's more like a programming language, how do you use Java to summon a version of Death?
You can't begin to think how to start… right?
Because you need first to understand what you want to program
Anyway, at least i already know that Naruto will be Op here
And speaking of him i hear footsteps
"NEEE I FOUND 53 new Ramen Recipes from the messages that i want to try!"
Sigh 'i guess Uzumakis don't change'
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