Short story - Valentine's Day (part 2)
This happened when Rudel went to ask for advice on how to gift something to his girlfriends.
He had gone to Erselica first.
"So, any ideas?"
"... Are you really asking your cousin from your previous life for advice on gifting something to your girlfriends? How pathetic can it be?"
"Okay. I won't help you with your daily expenses anymore."
"I'm so sorry, I beg your forgiveness, I won't insult you again!"
"... How low have you fallen to prostrate yourself before me?"
"Erselica, we only want to know your opinion as a woman they would like. You don't need to exaggerate so much."
"... All right."
"Well, in the game there was such an event, but only the girls liked them since it served as the basis for Liam's harem."
"I'm not interested in that, tell me about what they might like."
"... I certainly think it would be money."
Rudel and Ixion were puzzled as Erselica made the money symbol with her hands and eyes.
"...Ixion, analysis."
"Umm, I think it's a natural thing for them to like money since they can buy things.But, Airi doesn't possess the master's greed and Alisa is a duke's daughter; since she was a child she has lived in luxury so I think it's a normal thing for her to have large amounts."
"Then what do you suggest?"
"Get more results before the end of the day. You should ask those guys since you don't know any other men to get results."
"... What a hassle. Anyway, see you."
"Wait!"
Erselica shouted as she grabbed Rudel's uniform.
"Don't you feel sorry for your cute cousin from your previous life whom you love like a sister! Help me with my likes please!"
"How annoying you are, there's something called 'please', but you don't seem to know it."
"Uwahh, onii-chan, don't be cruel to me! Those kids eat like animals and I don't have a job to earn money, plus Liam is useless at everything and destroys everything he touches!"
"Ixion, run!"
And so, Rudel ran off as Erselica chased after him.
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After escaping from Erselica in the men's room, Rudel made his way to a special room. The kitchen in other words. There was Liam, the protagonist and former heir to the crown.
"So, that's the story. I'd like to know what you come up with, mostly since your mother receives important gifts. I should certainly send mine so she doesn't think I don't remember that today is a special day for her."
"First of all Bradford; leave my mother alone. If you won't come to help me convince her to accept my love for Erselica, then, don't name her."
"And secondly, I think I have an idea that they might like."
Rudel made a strange face of joy at hearing that.
"Oh, I knew I could count on you prince!"
As Liam chopped vegetables to put in a big pot, he looked at Rudel with a smile.
"It's simple, ramen."
Both Rudel and Ixion literally went white at hearing that.
"S-sorry... I guess I didn't hear you right."
"I said, ramen."
"One more time I beg you!"
"... Rame-"
"Why the hell would I give them ramen! Ixion, explanation."
"... I'd like him to explain it to us himself."
Ixion asked Liam himself to state his reasons.
He put down the large pot of broth in which he was preparing ramen to turn to look at them.
"Jujuju, you see. There's nothing in this world that two important things."
They were both paying attention to Liam who held his hands out to his sides and then closed his right and left after saying something that would make his mother cry.
"That's right. There's nothing more important than the love of the woman you love, combined with your discovered passion!"
"Bradford, as someone who despised tea and fancy things, you should know what I'm talking about!"
Rudel wanted to tell him, "I don't want to and don't lump me in with you either!".
Liam emanated a few flames in his eyes as he pointed to the large pot of broth.
"Ramen is a union of various elements of the cosmos to achieve an ocean of flavor and sin! To have dinner with the woman you love while both tasting a bowl of ramen is surely the ultimate ecstasy!"
Liam was hugging himself in a disturbing manner and Ixion informed his master.
"Doesn't sound bad for a romantic dinner."
"I'm not taking them out for ramen, let's go with the next idiot!"
As they were leaving, Liam saw them and shouted from the bottom of his heart.
"Don't worry Bradford, I'll make you try the ultimate ramen so that way, we'll be ramennn brothers!"
Rudel ran when he saw Liam chasing him with the huge pot of broth.
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After losing Liam on the stairs, Rudel made his way to the dining hall, there was a certain student by the name of Clovis there.
"Well, what do you suggest?"
Clovis was having a cup of tea and a dessert while Rudel asked for his advice.
He was a boy with purple hair and eyes combed in a strange way with accessories in his hair.
"Fufufufu, Rudecchi, for you to have come before the great Clovis, does it mean you need my help that much? And even more so if I'm the first one you visit."
"Not at all, I went to see Liam earlier."
When he denied that he went to see him first, Clovis' face slammed into the table.
"Y-you could have at least lied."
"Why? I just found you, you scumbag."
"That's right trash."
Ixion called him trash too, Clovis' face looked like it wanted to cry.
"Because you people treat me like this!"
"Hoo~! So you don't remember? Ixion, remind him."
"For starters, you left Alisa to her fate on the cruise ship. Then you beat up the master and wanted to escape on your own, and lastly, you were one of those who threw trash at him and said he was a traitor."
"That was in the past, I changed and you were supposed to have forgiven me!"
"I never said that, scumbag."
"You heard it, scumbag."
Clovis really wanted to cry.
"I didn't come here to make fun of you. I want your advice on what to give them on this day."
As he wiped his tears with a handkerchief, he told him.
"Guhh, I think a date to the capital would be best. Take them to a place where they can both feel refreshed, you know what I mean?"
"You know Ixion, that's the best answer so far."
"I affirm the same, but that means you couldn't think of something so simple."
"Shut up, just for anything, I'll ask the others. Bye, scumbag."
"See you, scumbag."
The two left and Clovis was made to cry, but then he remembered something.
"It's true, if I'm pitiful! Erselica will give me a hug and I can touch her all I want, thank you, Rudecchi!"
And so, Clovis went to find Erselica and give pity.
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The morning was almost over and Rudel had arrived at the academy gymnasium. There, the smell of sweaty men and testosterone emanated in the air.
On one of the teams there was Chlust. Both Rudel and Ixion felt like gouging their eyes out when they saw something terrifying.
Chlust was lifting a 50 kg table. He had to bend down to set it down every so often.
His body was more muscular, oily and orange for some reason. But the scary thing wasn't that, he was wearing a strange suit called a fundoshi that covered his front part like a diaper and the back part showed his exposed butt.
They both saw Chlust's butt squeezing tightly every time he stood up.
Ixion seemed to want to self-destruct, but Rudel prevented it. It was there that Chlust became aware of his presence.
"Oh, Bradford, what brings you here? Don't tell me you finally agreed to gain more muscle because of how pale you are, hahaha."
"I'm not pasty and you're a big tumor with legs! No, that wasn't it, if not this..."
Chlust listened to Rudel as the screams of various young men training their bodies could be heard.
After finishing his explanation, Chlust grabbed a lighter weight and said.
"You should have said it before, there's only one thing you can give a girl."
They were both amazed at what someone who was supposed to be smarter than Liam said.
"Your body!"
Then, they were stunned.
"It's just like you hear, if you train your body like mine. You'll attract women, but I already have Erselica so I'm only interested in her seeing me."
Rudel felt disgust as he imagined Erselica enjoying Chlust's muscles.
"Master, that sounds like a good idea to me. As you are shameless in enjoying looking at women's bodies. You should gain muscle and thus get them to enjoy seeing your exaggerated masculinity like Chlust's."
"Oh, strange sphere, you do understand me."
Suddenly Chlust grabbed Rudel and dragged him to a muscle gaining machine.
"No, Ixion, help me!"
Ixion disappeared as Rudel was surrounded by a group of men who said a new brother had joined them.
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Rudel after suffering a hellish training session crawled towards the baths.
There, he happened to meet the penultimate of his acquaintances.
"That's the story, as the most normal of the five, I'd like to know your opinion, Warren."
Warren, was a boy with light blue hair and eyes of the same color, but he wore glasses while he was washing the toilets for some reason.
"Umm, I can tell you've had problems no doubt Bradford. But, don't worry, I know the best solution to your problems."
Rudel was regaining his strength as he floated in the big bath, he asked Warren what the right answer to his problem was, but in the end he remembered that this guy was part of the Erselica worship cult; in other words, he was not a sane or normal man.
"Prepare a ship for them. And not just any ship, one that looks like them and they can take to the skies each of you."
Rudel made a strange dumb face at that absurd response.
"You're the smartest among you, but you seem to be the most stupid sometimes!"
Warren walked up to Rudel, placed his hands on his shoulders and shook him making his head go back and forth as Rudel's eyes watched Warren's eyes bulge out of his glasses.
"Bradford, don't be an idiot! Every airship lover wants one with his looks so they'll love him!"
"Ixion help, this guy is not normal."
Rudel cried as Warren held him down and told things they didn't have at all, about what he asked.
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After eluding Warren half-naked, Rudel reached the academy's rooftop where he found the last of Erselica's boyfriends. Frey, who was playing a Chinese checkers tournament with himself.
After telling him about his situation, Frey looked at him very seriously.
"I want to know, why am I the last? I understand Your Highness, and the two new members of our group who arrived later, but why am I going after that ape?"
Rudel watched him with serious eyes as his mouth fell open.
"Because... you're the one I think I know the least about women."
Frey wanted to punch Rudel for telling him that, but I ask to ask his reason.
Frey, before Erselica was a conqueror. But after his heart was captivated (wrongly) by her. He changed and focused on loving only one woman.
That's why he wanted to ask Rudel earlier why he didn't decide to come to a woman expert first.
"I think you must already know this, but my heart used to be fragile and seeking affection, but after meeting my goddess, the old me died and a new one was born."
"And?"
"What do you mean 'and'!"
"I'm telling you that I'm the most suitable for-! Ahh, don't go away please come back!"
Rudel who was leaving, went back to Frey to at least hear what he had to say.
Then, Ixion was astonished by the answer.
"Your body, huh?"
His master covered his privates for some reason when he heard that, Frey was annoyed and explained his reason.
"You see, every woman would love to have a romantic detail from her mate. And there's nothing more romantic than exposing yourself in front of her and having her admire your beauty. I'm sure they would enjoy that. Do you expect me to take your place? Sorry, but this body belongs only to my goddess Erselica."
Rudel was disgusted after imagining that, but Ixion.
"I think it's an excellent idea, by the way, you could pose naked in front of the queen. Come on, let's give her a show they'll never forget."
Ixion approached Rudel, but then...
"Don't go through me!"
Another Ixion came and electrocuted, Ixion?
The red eye of the Ixion on the ground changed to green, it was Bell.
Rudel grabbed him to scold him, and from his body a hatch opened where several pictures of him fell out, just as he came into the world.
He grabbed them and kept them.
He questioned Bell.
She said it was a gift for any interested girl.
She was scolded severely by both of them, Frey instead.
"Don't ignore me!"
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Valentine's Day was almost over.
Erselica arrived at her room in the academy and there.
"Happy Valentine's Day, our goddess!"
She found an unpleasant surprise.
She was surprised when she saw Liam with a big pot of ramen.
A Clovis holding expensive tickets to go on a sailboat ride.
To Chlust who was showing off his nasty, toned muscles in a fundoshi.
To Warren who held a strange boat built to look like her.
And finally to Frey, who was evidently naked under for a not at all disguised bath towel.
She smiled bitterly and said in a pained voice.
"T-thank you."
The five of them were pleased to find that they liked their gifts well enough as she did.
"Wahh, I just wanted something simple, I didn't want these weird things. And you exhibitionists, get dressed dammit, no one wants to see those things hanging!"
She came to find an armchair to sit and think about the daily expenses that are finished by these idiots.
When she found near her chest of drawers a large brown bag.
It had a letter on it, it was from Rudel, she read it and then threw it away.
Liam picked up the paper and read aloud as Erselica screamed in ecstasy.
"To stop you being a pain in my ass. Here, so leave me alone."
Erselica was dropping bills, in large amounts they fell to the ground as she unintentionally that she escaped.
"Yay~, I love you so much Rudel."
The five of them heard that and felt once again, that their true enemy should not go near their goddess.
And so, ended this rambunctious day.
AUTORENGEDANKEN 
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