Aria
Fuck! Fuck! What the hell just happened?!! Say nothing, ignore all ran in my head as I stripped getting ready for shower. I knew I was overreacting but fuck it that was bloody awkward best friend or no. Goddamit…stop it, it was nothing. Capiche. I got out of the shower and got dressed in jungle green cargo pants and a black tank top then I grabbed my laptop and went to the living room. I was so immersed in my work that I didn’t realize how time flew until my stomach started grumbling so I had to take a break. I was so bloody hungry but I couldn’t find anything that was so fast to make, I fucking hated cooking. Settling on macaroni and minced meat, I got down to work and half an hour everything was ready. Kay I hollered from the kitchen, you ready to eat? Yeah he replied and I served for two carrying it to him. Sitting cross-legged on the floor I passed him his cutlery and we dug in. After the plates were cleared I sat of the sofa playing with my phone, Kay placed his head on my lap and questioned have you gotten the e-reader you wanted? Not yet I replied dropping my phone and switching on the television browsing through the stations leaving it on WWE. Running my hand through his hair, engrossed in a match between Roman Reigns and Seth Rollings, Kay speaks up babe? Hmm…I reply absent-minded, I need your help
With?
Do you remember Miriam?
I think so… is it the hot Lebanese with boobs?
Yeah, her
Okay, what’s up?
She’s been hounding me and I’m unable to shake her
And you want me to?
Act like my girlfriend, she doesn’t believe I’m seeing someone
Slowly swinging my head from the TV to him, I raised an eyebrow looking at him skeptically I asked are you shitting me?
I’m not joking,she is like a leech babe. I hate the way she’s always breathing down my neck; every time I turn she is there. It so uncomfortable and she is so thick-skinned that no matter how many times I snap at her she’ll still hound me. I’ve run out of ideas
This is the dumbest idea you’ve ever come up with. How am I supposed to act like your girlfriend when it is so obvious that we act like we’re buddies, I don’t have a romantic bone in me and I’m shitty actor. Please enlighten me how I’m going to pull it through?
Babe you’re not that bad
Yes you’re right, I’m worse I said rolling my eyes
Baibee…
Don’t babe me, find someone else
I don’t have anyone else
Sucks to be you then
Pleasseee
Nope. I don’t relationships-fake or not
She’s handsy too
And that affects me how?
She grabbed my junk
What?! I burst out laughing
NOT.FUNNY. I feel violated
Sorry man, but my answer still stands
I’ll owe you
The laughter left my system, this is bad. What are you not telling me?
Nothing he muttered
Kay…
Nothing B
If you need my help you’ve got to lay all the cards on the table hun
There’s something off with that woman, she gives me the creeps. I can’t pinpoint what exactly is wrong with her but she makes my skin crawl, you know I’d never put you in this position unless I’m backed in a corner.
What if it doesn’t work?
I know it will
What do you want from me then?
Just go with the flow, I’ll do all the work
Hmmm...for how long?
A month should be okay, give or take
Okay I got you.
He gave out a relieved exhale before flashing me a big smile, I’ll owe you one
Don’t. That’s what friends are for
That being resolved I got back to the wrestling; there was a nagging feeling at the back of my head which I chose to ignore.