Kapitel 17: Bulwaq walrus
After a few hours on the open sea the temperature started to decrease rapidly. It got so cold I assumed that we had transmigrated to Siberia in the winter. Gimlet thought it would be funny to toss water in the air at people from a bucket. The skeleton crew has no reactions so he tried on me.
When he tossed the water it froze midair so I pushed it. He got pinned underneath the ice sculpture and started screaming for help from his parents cause it was cold. I just grinned and displayed a look of arrogance which pissed him off. He produced noises like a pissed of monkey *ukikiki*.
After we arrived at the island we saw a destroyed dock, the wood has massive scratches on it that reminded me of the polar bear claws that I faced in the past. We weighed ancor and border the island. Senor and mani stayed on the boat cause they didn't like the cold and someone had to guard the ship.
Carina and Lami vaulted over the railing excited to begin exploring and documenting the weather phenomenon of the island. On the other side of the red line the temperature is normal but this island alone has these temperatures. Is it due to the grand lines weird magnetism that is bouncing off the red line causing the distortion on the closest island or is there something on the island causing the phenomenon like on the island riajuaaah.
Riajuaaah is a lightning island that has a constant thunderstorm, it was due to a weird ore found under the island that weatheria scientists believed to be due to a meteorite.
Anyway the sound of crunching snow echoed out as we headed toward civilisation. The snow was hammering down on us obscuring our vision but with haki we could walk around in this no problem. Some of us even tried covering our organs and skin in armament to how it would hold up to the temperatures. It provided mix results, it was effective but it was draining. The further we went into the island the colder it got so they thickened their haki which drained their stamina.
So once they began getting short of breath they stopped. We came upon a village that was trashed, we saw a flag with a walrus as the symbol. The heavy snow covered the town so we entered some of the buildings finding it completely empty. The place resembled oraman village from my last life except it was covered in snow and pieces of debris.
The scary part was the black slash marks on some of the decayed furniture. It was like someone used a blade made of charcoal and dragged it across the landscape. I had a dark thought about black beard, no one knew about his journey except that he visited drum kingdom, perhaps he made an appearance here for a walrus skin so he could endure the temperatures in other winter islands.
Suppressing those thoughts I heard Muret calling me. I walked towards her and found a man dressed in a black suit with a thick fur coat over it with a needle in his forehead. She handed me a paper which I unfurled, a map of the island?
Three villages where on the map with two crossed out. "Make him talk" she nodded. "What happened here" the man began to rattle before reluctantly speaking. "An unknown ship arrived six days ago, a man left the boat to hunt the walruses but had no idea how to process them. He went to villages demanding their services which wasn't well received by them. Troubles broke out and the villages became empty overnight. I'm investigating what could have happened. This is the third village."
"Tell me about yourself". "My name is gullby and I am an agent of CP2". "Speak of your organisation." "I and 3 other agents stay on the island, one hunts the excess walrus and ensures their population is maintained as the celestials need their blubber for their suits. One maintains the den den mushi hub which connects 42 islands to the main hub. Another is constantly watching the alpha walrus which would require a vice admiral to kill and lastly I monitor the village to see who they export too and report back to my superiors."
"Who is your commanding officer". "Senior agent magumbo, he watches the alpha and has not reported in for three days resulting in my investigation. I was off duty for a week due to sustaining some injuries against one of the walrus"
I nodded "guide us to your base" he then began walking slowly. The others arrived and showed their goods from the village. They found some materials and books on the processing method of the walrus. Muret and Monet began studying them to see what outfits they can make.
Russian, gimlet and carina where to return to the ship. Without haki or the proper winter gear they wouldn't survive a trip to the base which was at the centre of the island.
We made the agent speed up so he started using soru. It wasn't anywhere near as refined as ours though so we basically pushed him to his limits so he could lead us. After taking us to an inconspicuous igloo he stopped moving. Muret made him speak and he said inside is a ladder down. I asked him if there were any traps and anything requiring a password. He struggled to hold back his words but told us anyway.
39 traps and 11 passwords required to enter into the base without issue. We silenced the agent and entered, it was a little hard for me to get in as I was much larger than the girls. I decided to let them enter first, was a smart decision as I got to watch their fat asses struggle to squeeze through the tiny igloo entrance. It requires kami-e to enter but the agent never mentioned that.
My heart rate increased as I saw Lami and sugar hitch on the sides as they couldn't fit. I had to help them squeeze through, with a quick slap and a sensual loan they slipped in easily. The two girls glared at me and couldn't wait for me to try and get in.
I gave a smug look before turning into a spring and slinky'd my way inside easily. They pouted as I reformed which made me chuckle. "Sugar use your fruit to has the base" she nodded before spreading her palms and pushed forward. A massive cloud that resembled a gaseous box of crayola art supplies burst forth.
Within five minutes we heard screams so walked down the halls. Following the sound of the noise we found a bathroom, it was a men's room so I walked in while the girls faced a moral dilemma of whether they should enter or not. When they heard the sound of my laughter they decided to enter.
Inside was the agent in charge of the den den Mushi, a fat man resembling the one from Jurassic park. He was midway through taking his pants off before he was frozen into a thinker pose over the toilet. In a panic he seems to have let his bowels loosen causing a massive lump to form in his pants which is causing me to laugh uncontrollably.
The women are disgusted and he is crying in shame. Monet said "whose going to touch it to get the key card, it looks greasy and smells so I'm not doing it". The other girls looked at me so I said "I'm the captain so no way" Lami fires back "do it or no sex for a month" I grinned "mani and carina won't follow that line of thought." Which made them grimace.
They then got into a Rock Paper Scissors contest to decide who had to remove his key card. The mans dignity was in shatters as Muret used needles like tweezers to remove it from his clothes. I just continued laughing as they shut the door of the stall he was hunched over.
We found the snail room and it was just a lot of wires. Lami was about to start slashing wildly before I stopped her. "Wait!!! I have a better idea~" for the next three hours I began jury rigging the entire snail network.
Calls all over the grand line will be forwarded to other people and numbers will be swapped. Numerous husbands were attacked by their wives because they were talking to women from all over the world. Marines starting leaking confidential intel to several kids who would break down crying before going to the parents and telling them word for word about what the evil marine would say.
My best work was connecting a new kama phone sex company to navy HQ and wiring it so that even if they end the call the snail would keep speaking. After this particular a very entertaining event occurred at navy HQ.
Sengoku was sitting in the middle of a meeting with his favourite vice admiral tsuru. She was telling him about all the things garp has been suffering because of his choices against Bellamy. Several nobles took out their frustrations on him because their wives would form social clubs based on hot pirates. The title that he gave bellamy kicked it off so they started making his work hell.
Sengoku was happy that tsuru was a little happier since bellamy left. He changed the topic of conversation "look at these tsuru and tell me what you think, a friend of mine gifted them to me because of my devil fruit. They are even scented so they remove stress from paperwork". Sengoku present rather large prayer beads that he could wear when he transforms into his golden Buddha form.
She nodded after taking a deep whiff "those are very nice sen kun, tell me where can I find a pair for myself. Maybe some of the girls would like some."
As he was about to reply his secret snail went off which showed it was vital information based on a hidden mission. He instantly opened the tiny snail and said in a deep tone "this is the fleet admiral speak". What he wasn't expecting was a rather high pitched and disturbing mans voice to come through the other end.
"Kyah~~ fleet admiral huh? I like your style beady chan. Changing things up for today are we?" Tsuru'S eyebrows rose and sengoku froze "bbb b beady...chan?" What resounded was giggling that sounded like someone dragged a cats claws across a chalk board.
"Of course beady chan, your lovely man candy always calls you around this time. Don't you remember those new beads you bought and the things you did with them last night~ the way you moaned lit a fire in me beady chwannnn".
Sengoku's glasses cracked and he had an aneurysm because of the thought of what this shemale was implying. As blood leaked from his nose he ended the call but the new Kama decided to go into explicit detail about what happened last night.
Sengoku felt deep danger so looked up and saw a kishin manifesting behind tsuru. She growled out "yyyyy you disgusting pervert!!! You dare show off your anal beads?!?! You made me sniff them!!!!!!! And now you have a nosebleed thinking about!!!!!! I'll kill you!!!!!!"
The colour drained from sengoku's face and screams echoed out throughout Marineford. Back on Bulwaq the metallix pirates where ransacking the base. Notes about wire tapped calls, the stored supplies of walrus items that they were going to use.
They dumped the things into sacks and began making their way out until they heard rumbling and explosions. The entrance to base was blown open as the senior agent was knocked into the base. He yelled out "Agent CoLb!!!! Activate the alarm and signal for help!!!! The alpha walrus entered its mating season and all the female in the area of its territory are dead because of that pirate!!!! We need a vice admiral to help suppress it. The others aren't responding which means they may be dead. Guwaaaaa".
The senior agent coughed blood as he looked at the tusk puncturing through him. Behind him was a massive blue blubbery walrus with glowing yellow tusks. He passed away and was quickly eaten, the walrus was on the war path looking for something fat to hump.
Bellamy and his crew just happened to walk around the corner at that exact moment. It looked onto them and flung its meaty wrecking ball off a body at them. Bellamy couldn't help but compare its appearance to the Pokemon Walreim because it looked exactly like it but bigger and horny. Bellamy Used armament and struck the walrus with all his might sending it barrelling through the walls of the base. It's fat absorbed the punch so it wouldn't die but the pain knocked it out.
Bellamy turned to the girls "let's get the hell out of here. We have what we need, now long on the log pose?" "2 days bell". He nodded and escorted the girls back to the ship to unload the supplies and begin making the under armour.
Carina ran up to them "captain I discovered a hot spring at the centre of the island. Once the under armour is made can we go to it?!" Gimelt bounced behind her excited for an onsen. His devil fruit practically begged him to go!!
Bellamy closed his eyes and imagined all the girls and him in an onsen and grinned lewdly. "Do we have any sake left?" He asked towards Russian who nodded "we found some barrels in the villages". Bellamy fist pumped "we'll go when the under armour is made. In the mean time everyone who ain't making it can train against the walruses. They're in their mating season so they're extra feisty."
After that everyone got to work with their duties. Back in the destroyed CP2 base the alpha walrus woke up and was assaulted with a pungent smell. It looked towards the source of the smell and found a small tubby thing shaking invitingly. The agent was terrified as the walrus finally woke up, the way it was looking at him didn't help his building fear. In the walrus' eyes a tiny female was inviting him to mate. It hobbled over to the female which made her fats jiggle more.
It knocked the female down and mounted her and began pistoning. Sugar back on the ship was eating some clam chowder and felt her powers still active. She cancelled it and a scream echoed throughout the island immediately after.
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