Kapitel 91: Nightly Activities

Cross and the rest landed at the Heavenly Sword Mountain. He sent Buckbeak back and walked in with Luna, a disciple said "Name?" Cross said "You don't have one?" the disciple was confused and Cross passed him saying "You should really get one." confusing the disciple even more.

Luna giggled and they disappeared inside.

Cross and Luna were standing around looking at the people who were walking in. He saw 5 girls, instantly he knew where they were from. Luna smiled slightly and said "Look you're calm." Cross smirked and said "I have achieved inner peace." Luna rolled her eyes and Cross looked at the group with a playful smile.

Luna bad a bad feeling and Cross chuckled evilly as he wiggled his fingers, all their veils exploded into shreds, exposing their faces to the world. Cross shouted "The Fairies have taken off their veils!" Chu Yuechan slapped her forehead, why was he here too...

Everyone looked over and started drooling.

Cross looked around and saw a woman with crossed arms glaring at the Frozen Sect girls. He smiled happily and teleported next to her as he said "I see I have a comrade. Might you tell me your name miss?"

The woman jumped and said "Who are you?!" Cross leaned his elbow on her shoulder as he said "Just your friendly neighborhood Frozen Piss sect hater, the name's Cross." the woman asked "You don't like them either?" Cross smiled and said "I love my wife, everyone else is just dull compared to her."

The woman smiled slightly before sighing "I wish my husband was the same... Xuanyuan Yufeng." she looked at Cross' expression and noticed it didn't even change as if he didn't care. Actually Cross had no idea who she was, he just found her interesting because she didn't like the frozen morons like him.

Cross slapped Yufeng's back as he laughed and said "Don't worry sis! I can help you in this regard!" Yufeng was stunned, were they familiar? Why was this guy acting like they had been friends for decades? Luna glared at Cross and smiled lightly to Yufeng as she said "My apologies... My husband is a moron."

Yufeng was stunned and smiled slightly as she said "It's okay, he's very welcoming. It's actually quite nice. You are very beautiful by the way." Luna smiled beautifully and said "Nonsense, big sister Yufeng is 100 times better than me." Yufeng giggled and completely forgot about Cross as she started talking with Luna as if they were best friends.

Cross' face froze and he grumbled "Am I not handsome anymore? Why am I always ignored when she starts talking..." Luna rolled her eyes and said "Because you act like a brute. Big sis Yufeng is an elegant lady, not a guy in the pub!"

Cross coughed embarrassingly and said "I was just trying to lighten the mood..." Luna rolled her eyes and said "Shoo! I'm talking with friends!" Cross was speechless for a second before saying "But I-" Luna pushed him away saying "Girl talk! Shoo! Shoo!" Yufeng giggled at their interactions.

Luna came back and Yufeng smiled gently as she said "You both have a close relationship." Luna smiled and said "Yeah, unfortunately I'm married to him." she giggled and said "I only found out he was a fool after we were married." Yufeng laughed and they kept talking.

Cross was shoved away and grumbled as he walked around the villa, suddenly a fly slap came. Cross spun around and threw out his backhand as he heard a shocked gasp "The legendary reverse slap!" Ling Jie went flying into a building, the wall collapsed and a young master was revealed to be getting busy with a servant.

Cross said "Little Jie, what you have just experienced was the 'Mythical Slap of Sexual Encounters'. With this slap, you will 100% encounter some sort of sexual experience via destruction." Ling Jie ran back with a fanatical look in his eyes as he said "Boss! You must teach me this!"

Cross put on a sage look and took a book out of thin air as he said "The secrets to the Ancient Mythical Slapping Tome cannot be revealed to just anyone!" Ling Jie fell to his knees and said "Master! This disciple wishes to learn!" Cross stroked a non-existent beard as he said "Are you worthy to be my disciple?"

Ling Jie was stumped and said "Uhhh... Yes?" Cross slapped him and said "Wrong! You must prove yourself! Then perhaps I may accept you as an actual disciple..." he thought about it and thought it would be fun training a monster.

Ling Jie's eyes lit up and he said "I will win the tournament!" Cross smiled and said "Sure. I hope you do!" Ling Jie jumped up and ran off shouting "Master! I'm going to train!" Cross waved and walked away, putting the book back.

Cross came across a room and heard Chu Yuechan's voice "Can you relax please? God, why are you so annoying?" Cross was interested and made himself invisible before looking in through the window, he saw Qingyue's master and Little Fairy.

Little Fairy looked to be like a warm flower while the other was an ice block. Cross impression of Little Fairy went up by a bit looking at her, she had an annoyed expression looking at the woman in front of her.

The woman said "Sis! You've been acting weird ever since we got here! Why did you even want to come in the first place? You're sick!" Cross gasped like a gossiping girl as he looked at Little Fairy, who replied "Yueli, where I go isn't your business is it?" Yueli shouted "It is! You're being strange and weird! Like you have emotions or something! Don't you know, you'll never advance if you don't seal your emotions away!?"

Cross almost killed himself right then and there listening to this moron. Little Fairy looked at her sister as if she was a retard and said "You just believe everything the Palace Mistress tells you?" Yueli said "If not?!" Chu Yuechan was not having this conversation with her any longer and said "Leave. I want to go to sleep."

Yueli grumbled "I will find a way to fix you!" before rushing out, Cross slipped into the room and Yuechan's expression lit up as she said "Yun Che?!" Cross revealed himself and said "Not quite." Yuechan's expression became disappointed and she said "It's you. What do you want?"

Cross floated over, circling around her head as he said "The 1000 year old ice block has melted and revealed the flower underneath! I'm surprised!" Yuechan said "If you came here to make fun of me you-" Cross cut her off and floated upside down in front of her face as he said "Actually, I came here to see if you were okay. I kinda forced you to give your first time away, after talking with my wife I kinda felt bad."

Yuechan froze and said "Eh?" Cross wobbled and fell to the ground, landing on his feet as he said "Flying is hard!" he coughed and said "Anyway! The barrier was actually a magic barrier, had you not been 100% okay with having sex, it would have killed both of you. It doesn't measure your thoughts but your true feelings. So really all that man hating bullshit and that moron of a sister of yours doesn't matter."

Cross smiled like a spring breeze as he pointed to her heart and poked it as he said "What matters is inside your heart. You're different from the rest of your sect, I have high hopes for you. I'll apologize for my brother's behavior, he's a shameless kid that lives off women but he means well. I'm trying to change him for the better."

Yuechan listened in a daze, Cross flicked her forehead and said "Hello? Earth to Little Fairy! Are you listening?" Yuechan rubbed her forehead and glared at Cross, who chuckled and said "Relax. I assume you haven't returned to your sect?" she didn't speak and Cross added "I wouldn't if I were you, they might even kill the baby."

Yuechan paled and said "How do you know about that!" Cross smiled and said "I know everything! Anyway! I assume you know about him and the little ice cube? They're married or whatever, I don't really like her. Oh right! I almost forgot! You should watch your back, the Villa master is like in love with you or whatever."

Cross had a disgusted expression as he said "He has two kids right? What does his wife think? This guy is scum for sure." Yuechan said "He's scum?" Cross sat on her bed as if it was his and said "Of course! How many times have you rejected him? I heard that he saw you when you were 15? He wasn't married then but he was obsessed with you, then he married someone else and gave her two kids, but he's still obsessed?!"

Cross spat on the floor and said "What kind of piece of shit is that? He doesn't love his wife but ruined her with two kids? Why even get into a relationship with someone you don't like? Ridiculous! Even if you get more than one wife, you still need to love and care for each of them!"

Yuechan teased "And what about you?" Cross said "I'm married, plus I already rejected a woman who loves me. She still loves me, I don't understand what her fascination with me is. I understand I'm the most handsome person in the world but to go so far? Surely there's someone who's less handsome but will love her back, no?"

Yuechan was stunned and said "You.. really.." Cross smiled and said "Anyway! Thanks for chatting, my opinion of you has increased by 7%! Lucky you!" before disappearing, Yuechan sighed and mumbled "What a strange guy..." before going to sleep thinking about what Cross said and smiling slightly.

Cross teleported to Luna and saw her consoling a crying Yufeng. He was confused and said "What happened?" Luna said hatefully "Her dumb husband went out to see Chu Yuechan." Cross said "Oh." before realizing "EH? You're the Villa Mistress?!" Yufeng said "You didn't know?"

Cross shook his head and said "Of course not! How the fuck am I supposed to know? Do I look like I stalk you? I just met you today!" Yufeng was stunned for a moment before giggling a bit, Luna smiled and said "Big sister it's fine."

Yufeng started crying again and Cross said "I can just wipe his memories of Chu Yuechan. Even better I can replace them with you, but are you sure you want to stay with this prick, Yufeng? I don't even know why you married him in the first pla-" Luna kicked him with a glare, Cross shut his mouth and Yufeng sobbed as she said "He wasn't like this before!"

Cross said "Then I'll just wipe his memories of Little Fai- Chu Yuechan. Ez Pz." he disappeared and reappeared with a man in his hands. Cross pointed to the man's head and said "Obliviate. Done!" the man blinked and said "Yufeng? What happened? Why are you crying?"

Yufeng stopped crying and asked "Did you go out to see Chu Yuechan?" the man said "Chu Yuechan? Who's that?" Yufeng gasped and said "Nobody!" the man nodded and smiled as he said "Come to bed, why are you here it must be cold so late at night."

Yufeng was as happy as a lark and looked to get at least 10 years younger, she looked at Cross and Luna and said extremely gratefully "Thank you. So much." Cross smiled and slapped her shoulder as he said "No problems! Hahaha" Yufeng rubbed her shoulder and smiled happily, Luna held her hands and said with a smile "I'll come see you tomorrow, okay?"

Yufeng nodded happily and left with her husband, who asked who Cross and Luna were only for Yufeng to say happily "New friends!" and then drag her husband to the bedroom. Luna and Cross smiled, Luna tip toed and nibbled on his ear as she said "She's not the only one who wants her husband's touch~"

Cross grinned and held her waist as he said "Looks like you don't want to sleep tonight." Luna smiled seductively and said "Can you do it~" Cross bit her ear, getting a moan, as he whispered "Over and over again~" before disappearing into a crack under his feet.