Kapitel 1: Author's Note
SYNOPSIS
Jump into a truthful experience of a super lazy boy. That's me actually. If I got an award for laziness, which I know I will someday, I hope you'll be around to help me collect it.
So, this is like a diary 📕, no, journal 📔. Hope as I share with you my life experience, you learn the good stuffs that I learned, like being lazy. Gosh, it's so comfortable and gooooooood.
Anyway, let me start writing before the laziness takes over. Chao! 📝
COPYRIGHTS
Now, you are free to copy this as much as you want, cos I'm too lazy to call the cops. But it's gonna sound absurd. Kinda like trying to copy Superman when you have no powers. Laziness is MY superpower and I use it to save people too....well...👀
EDITOR'S NOTE
So, I'm too lazy to check what comes after Copyrights, so I'll just come up with what I can. This is my personal life story.
🚫 Don't try any of this stuffs at home!!! 🚫
WHATEVER COMES AFTER EDITOR'S NOTE
Now I'm not so rich or handsome. So don't expect to see a cute guy in a big mansion (as I would be putting some pictures, if the laziness does not take over).
Please don't judge me, like if you see me sleeping on a mat, it's cos the bed is so high to get up to, and well.....it is warm on the mat anyway.
ADDITIONAL BONUS
This book also comes with fun facts and quotes from great people.
DEDICATION
To all lazy teens out there, hopefully, mom would stop bothering us to get up early on Saturday mornings.
APPRECIATION
So, thanks for reading this and voting ⭐ and commenting 💬. I appreciate. My laziness does too.
Wöchentlicher Energiestatus
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Rangliste 
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Stein