Kapitel 20: Chapter 20 Singularity
(A/N: Hey, wonderful people, MeatBun here . Sorry for the late chapters, I was caught in a Medieval 2 DaC campaign and yeah. Now, that I said my apology ,I want to ask you what world to fuck up next .Of course that will happen 15-20 chapters in the future, but its nice to have a plan made or a general direction. - Comment here any world you want from games to movies to anime and cartoons)
"Stand down. They are from our village."
Hearing her words, the ANBU moved back to their hidden position while Tsunade was walking towards us. When she was in front of us, the ANBU with a boar mask nodded at her before disappearing.
To be honest I didn't know why she wanted me to come here. We weren't on the best terms after all and she knows that my power was even stranger than Orochimaru's preferences, but I can at least guess that it has something to do with the Otsutsuki incident and me saving Hinata.
While I was guessing that she may thank me for saving Hinata and not making the Hyuga clan hate her for whatever reason, I didn't expect her to hug me in those massive bags of happiness.
[Bloodlust detected – 1 meter]
[Bloodlust detection level up]
It isn't my fault, she hugs me and it's not my fault that my body lowers itself just a time bit for my head to enter the land of happiness.
As I was trying not to die of worry, Tsunade looked at Karin and smiled at her, which made the poor girl understood that maybe she needs some lessons from the Slug Princess.
[+10 Affection with Tsunade Senju for saving Hinata Hyuga and the ninjas that tried to save her and leaving the corpse behind so that the village may learn some things from it]
[Tsunade Senju - Affection -5]
Good progress, though, she may be a pain in the ass if she starts seeing me as a brother.
"Haru-kun, thank you for saving Hinata and all of those ninjas that tried to defeat that monster. You don't know how much trouble that would have been if Hinata-kun would have been kidnaped by that man."
"I can imagine, Lady Hokage and to be honest, I didn't save Hinata to earn something out of saving her. I did it because I didn't want to see a person that I may befriend be kidnaped when I could stop it. After all, I'm one of the pillars of this village."
"Indeed you are, Haru-kun. We didn't have the best start, but I hope you won't hate me for what I did back then."
"Don't worry, Lady Hokage, I know that I was an unknown factor that could have put the village at risk and you did what a good Hokage should have done, after all the Hokage should have the final word, not the civilian council."
"You don't have to call me Lady Hokage, it makes me feel old."
"As you wish, Tsunade-san."
"A little bit better, anyways… your girlfriend here was quite jealous when I hugged you."
"Tsun…Tsunade-sama…I…"
"Don't worry, I didn't felt offended, but I have a proposal for you, Karin Uzumaki. Would you like to learn under me how to become the best Medic?"
(A/N: It seems that the pink-haired girl from team 7 won't be the successor of Tsunade's teachings)
Hearing her words, Karin turned towards me to see if I had something to say about this proposal, but I just smiled at her.
"It would be an honor to learn from your, Tsunade-sama."
"Haha, that's good, then follow Shizune-chan till you learn the basics afterwards we will start with the real training."
After an hour of discussing how Karin will learn from Tsunade and Shizune, I left after giving Tsunade two ideas for making her job a little bit easier. The first tip was to have the civilian council look over the missions and complaints that are in the D, C, and B rank while the ones that are A and S class would be sent to her to look over and assign them to various teams.
The second tip was to send a shadow clone to look after the A-rank missions and complains while she will relax, after all, S rank missions are quite rare.
When she heard my tips for her nightmare, she hugged me for the second time, thus earning me another 5 Affection points with her for ending her nightmare and actually finding a good solution to the mountains of requests that assault her office.
Now that I managed to unlock a new dungeon, I wasn't in a hurry to level up and for the next month, I just learned jutsus with the help of the shadow clone jutsus. The best part of this jutsu was that once I level it up to 50, the necessary MP for a clone was only 100 MP which was perfect for me to spam it.
I even managed to level up the impure revival jutsu to 26, but I still couldn't release the summoned person from my control without sending it back to the realm of the dead.
As Karin was now the new discipline of Tsunade, she befriends the pink-haired girl that was learning from Tsunade and Ino, how was also learning some medical jutsu.To be fair, I didn't think that Sakura could be so annoying. On the first date, after Karin becomes the apprentice of Tsunade, we stumble across the two girls, Sakura and Ino and both of them decided to tag along. I didn't have anything against that, but when we decided to eat, the only thing that I heard was Sasuke-kun that and Sasuke-kun there. Ino was ok, as she just nodded or said something here and there about the brooding guy that was working his ass off for forgiveness, but Sakura was praising him as if he was the God of this world. Sadly when she saw him walking towards me, she jumped towards him which earned her a chakra-infused punch to the face.
That was the best moment of the week for me and I treated them to a meal at Ichiraku just for that punch.
When Karin and Ino asked Sasuke why did he punch her, he said that he got scared, after all, who will calmly stand on the spot waiting for a fangirl that you barely even knew existed to jump on him.
After that incident, Karin and I went on more dates, but every single time we felt a gaze following us, and every time I looked in the direction from where the gaze was coming from I got the same notification.
(+1 Affection with Hinata Hyuga due to the power of love, after how could you sense her if it's not love?)
That wasn't all, on our sixth date, I earned a perk that made me choke and I had Karin help me.
[For having 60 Affection with Hinata Hyuga you earned a perk]
[Mr. Steal your Girl (Protagonist Edition) – Increase the rate at which you earn affection points with the girls that were supposed to end with the protagonist of that world
*If you make the girl fall in love with you, also, your chances of having a harem will increase
*Unfortunately most of those idiots won't even realize the girls that like them because they are as dense as Osmium, thus making the girls see you as a better choice than some dense protagonist that would barely notice them]
The first thing that I thought after I read about the perk was what if Sakura would see me as a better choice? And at that moment I had the urge to puke.
The only problem after that was that I keep getting requests to go on missions that seem to be a trap and as no one was going to accept them, I took them all,worst come and I will just spam my army to fight for me.
Running for another month from village to village, I had to fight tens of minions that worked for Orochimaru, and even with the help of Athar's soul manipulation, we barely found one hideout where Orochimaru was doing his shady experiments but the strangest thing was something that I didn't expect to happen.
[Singularity detected! Please prepare for a fight! Unknown entity entered the world]
Singularity? What the fuck is that?
Just as I was about to ask the [Game] about that, four people walked out of a transparent blue ball thing and looked at me. Before I could react, two bolts rushed towards me. I was ready to fight, but I didn't expect to be hugged.
"Dad!"
Dad? How could I have kids? From what I know, I didn't sleep with a woman yet…sad, but that's the truth.
Looking at the two kids that hugged me, I could see some resemblance, but why does the girl have white eyes while the boy has red hair …Oh, fuck me. If there's a God up there, please don't make Karin or Hinata see them or I would have to buy milk earlier than I thought. Jokes aside, I didn't know how to feel at this moment: Happy, curious, excited, or maybe scared?
The only thing I could do was to smile and greet them.
"Hello there."
I didn't expect to hear this response in this world, but they are my kids, of course, I would teach them this legendary greeting.
"General Kenobi!"
Hearing their response, I start laughing which was followed by the two kids while the man and the girl that remained were strangely looking at us.
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