Kapitel 15: Chapter 15 Everyday life with Shido family

Few weeks have passed now. These days, I have played many times in my home with Irina and Issei while I also flirted a little with Alice who came with Issei and Irina to our bakery. Mom asked me if she could hire someone to manage the shop and rent the upper floor but I refused her as I had plans for that. Right now I am walking to Irina's home as she invited me to play. I accepted her offer. I also want to see the holy sword with my own eyes. My mom also wanted to come but I refused her as I want some alone time with the Holy family. I come to her house and ring the bell and Alice opened the door with a beautiful flowery dress.

"Ara~ Yukio-Kun, you came. Come inside." She says to me.

"Thank you Alice-san and you look incredible, is this for me?" I ask her while entering the house.

"Fufufu~ you are good at complimenting a lady." She says.

I then entered her home and can see Touji Shido reading the newspaper. We have some sort of rivalry. He as a protective father while I threaten him that I will steal his daughter. I walk to the table and greet him.

"Sup, old man, how are you? Reading something lewd as always?" I ask him to take a seat in front of him. I am way casual in front of everyone as I am not into Japanese ethics as I am an old man myself, at least from inside.

"I am a good brat and can see, you are okay too with that black belly." He says with putting down the newspaper.

"What black belly... I just say true words. Btw you should focus on your wife more, someone as handsome as me might steal her." I say winking at Alice who just smiles at me.

"You have got some balls saying that in front of me… And you should focus on girls of your age." He says while resuming the newspaper.

"What, you want me to become lolicon! As expected you like lewd things, I will warn Alice-san and Iri-chan to vary with you." I say while covering my chest and crotch.

"YOU!! I get it why my Irina likes to beat you. Humph." He says acting like a creepy tsundere.

"Now now~ why don't you wait while I prepare lunch? Irina and Issei went to market with Miki-san, they will take a while." She says entering the kitchen.

"No problem. I will help you. It's better to spend time with a gorgeous lady than this old man." I say taking Alice to the kitchen while she was smiling cutely. Old man just looks at me thinking if he should me vary of me.

While she prepares our meal, I helped her with the right ingredients and how to cut vegetables and meat more accurately while also flirting with her and teasing old man. She was shocked by that I do know how to cook. She still thinks that it was my mom who improver her culinary skills. Its a meal for five people that's why we prepared more dishes. Soon, sweat aroma started to circulate throughout the house. Irina and Issei also came.

"Mom! What's this sweet smell? Did you ordered something?" Irina asks.

"Hmmm, it's same as when we were in Yukio-Kun's house…" Issei says remembering his time when he visited my home with Alice san.

"It's all our Yukio-kun's magic," Alice says hugging from behind, putting her two balloons on my head.

"Hehehe~ it's nothing. I also enjoyed your beautiful company… and even now." I say while smiling creepily and also rubbing my head against her chest. She hugged me tightly and kissed me on my cheeks. I just rubbed my cheeks as I know these methods of openly flirting with older women worked well.

"Hump! Pervert." Irina says looking away. Issei just smiles.

"That's enough! I am hungry and can't wait for any longer." Old man says while watching us, no, to the kitchen.

"Wait a little old man. You did nothing except staring food." I say helping Alice to put down all dishes. He tried to take a bite but I smacked his hand saying that it's not time yet. Irina and Issei also washed their hands and sit down on chairs.

"Itadakimasu" we clap and all of them attacked the food making foodgasm. Old man is also making the same face creeping me out. I stomp his foot. He opens his eyes.

"Don't make that face while eating. It's creeping me out." I say with a deadpan expression.

He just ignored me… well everybody ignored me as all of them busy eating. Alice tried the best to eat elegantly but with fast speed. Old man, Irina, and Issei are eating like Naruto and Goku. I am the only one eating slowly. Soon we finished eating.

"This is the best meal I have ever tasted in my entire life." The old man says rubbing his belly.

"You should be grateful to me and Alice-san who prepared that," I say proudly.

"It was just okay considering you helped mom prepare it," Irina says crossing her arms on her swelled up belly.

"Hooo? Then I won't ever help make a meal then." I say acting in disappointment.

"Hey! I didn't say that it was bad! It was the best. I am sorry, please cook again!" She hurriedly apologizes with a nervous expression.

"I was just joking. Of course, I will cook more delicious meals for my sweet Iri-chan personally." I say patting her head for which she giggles happily.

"Man, this is great. It's like we eat in the hotel. Yukio-kun, sometime please also visit my house and help my mom too." Issei says.

"I will definitely 'help' your mom," I say while thinking about his mom. She is not that beautiful but she is sweet while his father is dense like his son.

"Don't be kid… he will make moves on your mom too." Old man says teaching about the dangers of me interacting with her mom to which Issei just listens with a question mark on his face. What a naïve little future pervert.

"Don't say such a thing to him, dear. Yukio-kun please don't take his rude comment to your heart." She says putting her hand on my hand.

"Of course, anything for lovely Alice-san," I say also putting my hand on her hand to which she... blushed a little. Then I looked, old man. "Old man this is just 1% of my true power or you would have kneeled in front of me praising my greatness," I say with a little Vegeta-like tone.

"Okay, I admit defeat. You kids should play and I will visit the church. Honey, I am off." He says while glaring at me as of saying 'don't you dare make any move on her in my absence'. Well get lost old man, she is the only mature lady to which I can be open because it's impossible with mom as she takes things a little far… and also she is my mother. As for other ladies, they are not that great but I poke their asses a little.

"Okay, and kids, go and play while I do some chores." She says gathering plates. I want to help her as I always did with mom but Irina just drags me to her room. She must have guessed my actions while I just waved my hand at her.

Then we played all day. I made some magic tricks for Irina and Issei. While I also told some jokes which they laughed a lot. Alice also joined our fun. We are playing hide and seek, I come to Alice and Touji's room to take a look at the so-called holy sword. And I must say its effect is good and is hard for a normal human to wield but it's not that powerful sword. It's just forged beautifully, that's all. I can make hundreds of them in the blink of an eye.

"Isn't that beautiful?" Alice asks and sits beside me.

"Its good sword but it's giving me some kind of feeling," I say while taking a stare at her bouncing boobs. Seriously, physics doesn't work on boobs on this world. Well except for Tsunade, I hadn't seen many with big size and jiggling like this.

"Hmm, it's a holy sword that my husband used to wield." She says and also looking from the side, getting where I was looking.

"Wait what! Holy sword-like in movies? And 'used' to? Is he got erectile dysfunction or something?" I ask since don't know exactly its functions. I have Excalibur from the fate series but it was a long time I wielded a weapon.

"Noo! It's not that! It's a real holy sword that people from the church could wield. My husband was also one but he can't now for some reason related to the church." She says while not telling me about magic and stuff.

"So it is ED then…" I pretend to guess.

"No its not! And stop saying perverted words… Jeez, I get why women in the shop get along with each other and why your mom brags so much about you. You act like pervert but still look cute" She says pouting cutely. Awww, same as many women have said that.

"Man it's a blessing when you saw mature woman pouting. If you are jealous, we could also get along." I say moving my eyebrows.

"Fufufu~ you are such a bad boy." She says and kisses me on the cheeks then hugs me with the right arm taking me to her bosoms. This is a really good blessing in a child's disguise.

"What the hell are you doing with mom?!" Irina comes and takes me away from Alice like a good son. "Moo! Cant left you along for a second." She says dragging me away from Alice and I just wave my hand at her. She also did smiling. And that's how my day ended in the Shido household.

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Some of you are confused when will main story start. Just like I said, it won't happen until Chapter 30 since I put more detail in background building. Review and drop stones.

Yours truly cheap author