Kapitel 3: cultivation chat group
Hmm." Su Clan seven was also in thought.
Northern River's Loose Cultivator said, "Could it be another 'powerful senior' that is unacquainted with such chat software?😏"
Having said that, apparently several people found this scene familiar?
That's right, about four years ago there was another senior that came out after hundreds years of closed-door cultivation and only managed to open the messaging application with great difficulty. Then, she was invited by True Monarch Yellow Mountain into the group. However, she did not send any messages as she didn't know how to type.
Afterwards, a fella named Thrice Reckless Mad Saber happily teased this powerful senior and requested for her three sizes, photos, voice chat, and such.
Subsequently.. a few days later, Thrice Reckless Mad Saber personally met this senior. She was very beautiful, as dazzling as the bright moon in the night sky.
Then, this alluring senior had tortured Thrice Reckless Mad Saber for one year and four months before she was perfectly satisfied and left.
Thrice Reckless Mad Saber was instantly overwhelmed and fell silent.
"Yellow Mountain?" Just then, someone with the ID 'Medicine Master' sent a message.
An unfathomable short message.
Luckily, everyone in the chat had long become accustomed to Medicine Master sending short messages—he was asking where True Monarch Yellow Mountain was.
The reason Medicine Master sent short messages wasn't due to his lofty personality, but because he used only two fingers and handwriting pad to type, therefore his speed was extremely slow. Also, there was a higher chance of making typos in a long text, plus deleting and writing anew was simply painful. Therefore, Medicine Master had a habit of only sending short messages. Over time, Medicinal Master was then labeled as someone whose words were as rare as gold when he communicated with the rest.
"He went offline immediately after sending the invitation. Apparently, his darling monster dog had angrily ran away from his house again and True Monarch Yellow Mountain went to chase him. Taking care of that precious monster dog and coming online to add him to the group sure isn't an easy task for True Monarch, he's definitely super busy right now," Northern River's Loose Cultivator replied.
Medicine Master: ''…''
"We can only wait for the new dao friend to learn to use the chat software," Su Clan's seven sighed . They were all biased, thinking the new member was one of them, and yet he was sorta one of them.
The few members online weren't entertained looking at how unresponsive the new dao friend was and went offline one after another.
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Around an hour later, Song Shuhang gradually woke up.
"I think I remember finally being invited..., let me check it out" He muttered quietly while opening the chat software; a window containing the chat room of Nine Provinces group popped up.
What exactly was this group? A group with real cultivators that's what!
Quickly, the chat history from an hour ago appeared before him.
Song Shuhang briefly skimmed through the messages.
Dao friend? Cave dwelling? Which stage of cultivation is he at?
There's also seniors, True Monarch, this lord? Chasing after huge monster dog?
Different kinds of vocabulary coming out straight from Xianxia novels were used.
The way they spoke was also interesting—half ancient half modern, half plain and half serpentine. It gave the feeling of modern people attempting to converse using ancient dialects but their fundamentals in old language falling short, making it awkward while communicating.
"Fu~~" Song Shuhang sigh of relief.
Looks like the plot hadn't change too much from his interactions.
Everyone within the group had picked a dao name for themselves and their dwelling was called a cultivation cave, while the administrator's missing house pet had to be described as a huge monster dog that ran away from home. Not only that, some even professed to have not fought a member of scholarly faction for more than a century. In other words, those people were claiming that they've lived several hundred years or so?
Just by looking at this chat log brought about a feeling of excitement and giddiness.
'I can't wait for me to meet the so called 'beauty' ' Song Shuhang secretly concluded.
To most people it would seem that it was probably a gathering of chuunibyou fellas, but he knew the truth!
His first impression he had of the members in 'Nine Provinces Number One Group' was positive.
However, how should he continue on?
Song Shuhang was certain that his actions would change the plot, so..., how should he act like? Powerful? Wise? Weak? Mortal?
Song Shuhang didn't really know, but he was prepared.
'I wonder if my classmates have finally gotten used to my change?' Song Shuhang slightly chucked at the memory and reactions of his classmates and school when they saw his major change!
He was literally the most handsome guy in his school, and maybe even more! He slightly shivered at the fan-girls he had earned himself that day, but thought of it as a worthy sacrifice.
' How do I advance to become beyond the scope of a normal mortal? '
Information layed out on his mind; ' 100% perfection of mortality, cultivate the Body Perfection Scripture to advance '
Shuhang's mind than received the scripture, and he was able to read it well.
' This seems easy ' He thought arrogantly, and followed how he was supposed to go.
He first layed down on the ground as straight as he could with his arms out, and slowly entered into a trance.
His body than unconsciously twitched the way the scripture had written, and yet his mind consciously regulated everything.
Yes, he was half-unconscious and half not.
Hours passed and Shuhang awoke withsweat and impurities all over his floor, but was generally feeling great!
His vision was now as strong as binoculars, his sense smell better than a dog's, his touch able to sense ten feet below him, and his taste must have improved as well!
Along with his senses increasing, he could think faster, control his strength better, his strength had probably increased, and he saw the world in slow motion from increase in perception speed!
Shuhang closed his eyes, and slowed down the information processing in his mind. Stopping the slowing of time effect, and making things normal again.
' That was a bit strange... but awesome! ' Stars were literally in his eyes, and he felt motivated to continue on!
Than his Wisdom told him he needed sleep again for his body to fully adapt to the changes, Shuhang cleaned up the impurities and sweat, and than went back to sleep.
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