There's an old saying that a person who drinks and his/her face turned red is a person who is really drunk.
In fact, this sentence also has some scientific truth, a person who drinks and face gets reddened, the alcohol compound has emitted out from inside the body, that's why they are drunk. But at this moment, Ren Han's handsome face was fair and clean, not even a slight bit of nausea or vomiting.
According to the experience of this Young Miss in the wine market over the years, there are only two possibilities for this situation: First – He's not drunk. Second – He is pretending to be drunk. Obviously, VP Ren is taking up both possibilities. A smart person as him, definitely before having dinner with the Director, must have figured out the other person's motive. That's why before the "Drunk Talk is Real Talk" happens, he simply knocked out handsomely.
And now the reason he's still not willing to awake is he is probably trying to test me. I pondered this point since the Leader has given the opportunity to test me, I as a responsible and diligent small employee, will naturally have to perform well. Therefore, I didn't expose this lie and pretended to be naive, talking to myself:
"VP Ren should be alright, right?"
No response
"VP Ren, where do you stay? I'll send you back."
Still no response
"VP Ren, en.... I don't have so much money to pay for the bill, so I can only rummage through your wallet."
This time round, this 'Proud Submissive' Ren Han's tightly closed eyelid trembled a little bit. I endured my desire to laugh and began to do the body search. 'Proud Submissive', you also have a fearful time! Ha Ha Ha ... if this Old Lady today doesn't strip you, I swear my surname is no longer Bai.
Body Search begin now.
Jacket, throw away!
Tie, tear away!
Shirt, take it off!
......
I don't believe that you won't wake up.
Right at the time, I was still in my unlimited fantasy and I hadn't got the time to stretch out my evil claws towards Ren Han's suit, a sudden sound came to interrupt my beautiful dream.
"gom se mari ha, han jibe isseo appa gom, umma gom, aegi gom appa gomeun ddoongddonghae ..."
If it's allowed, happily to please let the crow fly gorgeously over the top of my head.
This old man's handphone ringing tone turned out to be the cute Kawaii 'Three Little Bears' song?
Ah.....ah....just bring me along with you!
For a moment, I was stuck on the spot, unable to move. Stubbornly Ren Han still pretending to be drunk, that's it, he refused to wake up, and the handphone ringing tone continued to torment me.
"appa gomeun ddoongddonghae ....."
The person who made the call, didn't know where his/her perseverance came from, over and over, even if no one answer the call, this person still kept calling. Having no way out, I can only use my finger to poke Ren Han, "VP Ren, your call —"
The other party didn't move and continued to lie like a corpse.
A pretend drunkard who doesn't want to pick up a call, a persistent person who keeps calling to look for Ren Han.
Corner of my mouth twitched, I could almost guess who's the person that's calling. A group of figures appeared in my mind, therefore to say, being too flirtatious is not a good thing, otherwise, even if you run to the end of the world, still will have woman chasing after you.
In the end, I really couldn't stand the ringing tone torture, gritted my teeth and pressed the answer button.
"Hello, Ren ——"
I haven't spoken yet, the voice of the other party is a woman and she immediately became aggressive.
"Who are you?"
........
Sure enough I guessed correctly, Curly Hair Beauty, Straight Hair Babe, Fresh Student Girl, just don't know the person who's calling right now, is which person who previously came to the office.
"I –"
"Are you Ren Han's new girlfriend?"
I finally understand why the Director, as well as Ren Han's father, is so worried about his son's marriage, never mind if he doesn't have the intention to get married, seems like there is also not one steady girlfriend.
The other person heard me silence, thought that it was implied, suddenly laughed frantically.
"Haha.... the speed is actually quite fast, but then, I can honestly tell you that his enthusiasm for you will never exceed one week, you ..."
The other person had not finished speaking, when my ear suddenly felt empty, I slightly raised my head, only to discover that VP Ren has woken up. He seized the handphone and never said anything, just immediately hung up the phone.
I was stunned for two seconds, I laughed charmingly and said: "VP Ren, you woke up already!"
Hearing me said that, Ren Han neither opposed nor confirmed, only got up, slowly drank tea and said: "Let's change to another place to talk."
And this change was to Bin Nuo Cafe.
MiraiSaesang's Notes: His ring tone is the Three little bears song? Okay, that's adorable...