There were not many soldiers left so Alexander told Hela to deal with them. Meanwhile, he conjured millions of Godroids to help the Nalkaids.
Many small reunions were taking place soon. Children hugging their mothers. Lovers hugging each other.
One of the old ones walked to Armor Clad Alexander with a bit of fear. Alexander could see that the people of the planet weren't genetically tall or strong. They all had thin bodies with tallest of them reaching up to 5 and a half feet.
Alexander removed his helmet and showed his face to them. Many people took a sigh of relief. At least their savior didn't look cruel.
The old Nalkaid came to him and bowed. "Thank you for saving us, you are a Cu-nt for us"
It took Alexander a second to connect the dots after what he just heard.
~WHAT THE...~
One by one, all the people also bowed and started chanting, "CU-NT, CU-NT, CU-NT..."
"No, I am no cu-nt. I am Alexander. Don't call me Cu-nt. Tell me, why was your planet being attacked?" He asked, trying to change the subject.
"We found signals coming from the sky and responded. We hoped to find alien life out there and make friends. But who knew that it would bring such calamity to our world. They said they wanted to kill half of us." The man replied.
"And that is why you don't try to talk to aliens. Seriously, most of them out there are bad people. They would have either conquered or sold you. Good thing I was passing by, or else." Alexander grimly spoke.
"Or else most of us would be dead. Thank you. Thank you. We will not forget this great help. Please tell us if we can do something for you." He asked.
"Actually, I originally came here to find a planet to start the universe's first neutral market. I would like to do that here. You can work for me as many aliens will be coming here to buy things. I will protect this planet and your people from any harm. Tell me, what do you think?" He asked. They were already exposed to extraterrestrial life so there was no going back for them now.
"We would be honored and lucky. After seeing the horrors out there. All of us have lost the will to explore anymore. Our culture never preached fighting. We can agree on if you can protect us, in return for changing this planet to a market, which would only bring us income. We can't ask for more." He again bowed. Then another wave of Cu-nt chanting happened.
"Good, I will repair all the damage done to your planet. For the coming 1 year. All of you will be taught about the aliens out there and what you all will be doing. I will also be upgrading the buildings of this planet. Worry not, I love nature too. I will make sure to combine technology and nature to make a new beautiful landscape." He reassured. His words made many happy.
Suddenly a small child Nalkaid ran to him with a flower in his hand. He came to Alexander and looked at his face. Alexander kneeled down.
The kid raised his hand and gave him a beautiful flower.
"Thank you," the boy said with a toothy smile. Alexander controlled himself from patting his head as it was not considered good among their species. So he lightly patted his shoulder and gave him sweet candies.
~See this, Hela. This innocent smile. This is what I fight for.~ he telepathically said.
"Thank you for accepting me. Please go to your refuges. My people will help you with everything you need. Till then, rest." He dismissed everyone.
He looked around and headed to the tallest and the biggest building around. Deciding to make it his headquarters.
His Godroids got to work and started to fix and upgrade the city. Alexander also brought Ragnarok, Olivia, and Kids to have fun as the planet was totally harmless. Even the animals were friendly.
"Hey, Rina. Where's Olivia?" Alexander asked.
"Oh, Grandma said she had some work on Earth. She will return soon." She answered.
"Alright, you all go with Ragnarok and tour the place. Hela, you can also go if you want. I'll just be doing the boring stuff here." He suggested.
Alexander then got to planning how he was going to take over the Universe.
~Hmm, let's start with injecting agents in Skrull, Kree, and Shi'ar Empire. Broods will need to be removed. They are nothing but a race of insectoid, parasitic, extraterrestrial beings.
Symbiotes are also not very friendly, they need to be dealt with too. The watchers are of no danger. Though I should meet the one living on Earth's moon. What was his name? Ah, yes... Uatu. My superhero craze is finally paying off.
The Eternals are also major players. I will need to contact them someday.~ he thought.
Then he went on to design his new free trade planet. Which will be named FINTA(Free Intergalactic Neutral Trading Area). It's not just the planet, but the area around it in 5 light-years radius would be a non-violence zone.
Then the next thing he did was call Brian, to tell him to establish his business headquarters there. And also spread the word.
On the holographic communicator, a figure of Brian appeared.
"How are you, son?" Alexander asked.
"Haha, I am good. Sir. You won't believe how much your drinks have been liked. I sold all the 500,000 bottles of Firewhiskey. And I haven't even covered the whole Kree empire yet. I'm also sold out on Butterbeer, only Vodka remains as there was too much to begin with. In total, I've made 7 Billion Units in such a short time." Brian happily reported.
"Good, but remember, Firewhiskey should be treated as a luxury commodity. If it's freely available then it's not luxurious." He advised.
"Haha, that is exactly why I'm not going to sell anymore Firewhiskey for a while. Let them crave it first." He replied.
"Anyways, I didn't call you for this, Brian. I have established my planet. I'm inviting you to Finta, the first-ever Free Intergalactic Neutral Trading Area. It is safe and secure so you won't have to worry about anything." He suggested.
"Wow, you are fast. I will be happy to set up my headquarters there. I will also spread the word." He complied.
"Amazing, I'll be waiting, then." He cut the call.
Suddenly a Godroids entered and reported, "Boss, what do we do with the spaceships left by the enemies?"
"Oh, I nearly forgot about them. Call Alfred, he will secure and upgrade them to be used in keeping the planet safe." He ordered.
Alexander quickly used the anywhere door and returned to Xandar. More precisely the room of Nova Prime.
She was spooked by the sudden intrusion but controlled herself from sending a force blast.
"Ah, it's Mr. Universe. Please don't spook me again, it's not good for my fragile heart." She joked.
"Haha, I am sorry but I had no other way of finding you so quickly." He replied.
She was intrigued "Oh, and why is it that wanted to meet me so quickly?"
"I established my own planet some light years away from Andromeda. It's called Finta. It's a free trade neutral ground market. No black marketing though. I also provide personal security to that planet. I thought you'd be interested in opening a business there." He suggested.
"Who will be your target customers?" She asked.
"Everyone. No matter who you are, you can buy things there. Though the most wanted criminals will be dealt with as soon as they cross my protection boundary. As the name suggests, it's a neutral ground so Kree, Skrulls, Shi'ar, and all other people will be buying and selling there. You are the first one I've told this to, so grab the opportunity while you can." He advised.
"It certainly is an amusing offer. If you can really provide good protection then I think your planet will become very rich in no time." She said in contemplation and thought for a while.
"I will personally invest and also spread the word. If the others are coming then we shouldn't stay behind either." She agreed.
"Haha, you won't regret this," as soon as he said that he vanished.
"Argh, Magic"
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Earth,
Olivia had just finished her work. She was currently sitting in Westeros Bar and chatting with Dobby. It was night time in America.
"You should join us sometime, Dobby. It's fun to travel space." She told him about the adventures.
"And I will, I was already planning on popping up to you guys," Dobby said while cleaning the glasses.
Suddenly someone entered the bar loudly. Dobby looked irritated as he had already flipped the closed sign.
But his irritation left his body when he saw the person. The guy had golden wings on his back. But something was off. He looked injured.
"Please, where is God-son? I need his help. *Cough* Lucifer(Marduk Kurios) has found a way to break out of hell. He has an army and wants to attack the mortal realm. I fought him, but couldn't defeat him. He is only delayed. God-son can help me. This is where I can sense he was last here." The man hastily spoke.
"Who are you?" Dobby asked.
"I am Archangel Michael," he announced.
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[Extra]
Alexander decided to check on his people and see how they were doing. He made himself invisible and went to the market.
Most of it seemed normal until he reached the art market.
Nalkaid 1: Look at my Cu-nt. It's the best
Nalkaid 2: No, look at my Cu-nt. It's the most beautiful Cu-nt I've ever seen.
Nalkaid 3: Hahaha... Behold, my biggest Cu-nt.
Nalkaid 2: huh, size doesn't matter. My Cu-nt is still the most beautiful.
Alexander cursed under his breath and left them. He had just come into an open area but was soon greeted by the biggest poster of his he had ever seen. It had something written on it that made him facepalm himself.
"GREAT CU-NT EMPEROR"
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