Zenkichi had seen a lot of things in his life. From a pink haired war goddess to a blue screen that only he could see that gives him stuff.
And now a hot, pink haired naked girl with a bombastic figure that matches some of the 1% of girls in school that rivals supermodels was standing before him, trying to play it cool.
Truly, his second life is blessed.
"Ku-kuhum."
Zenkichi coughed and turned his head away, "S-Sorry about that."
"...It's fine." The girl shyly replied, looking away as well and taking a few steps away, making the hot spring water she was in ripple.
"I don't really care."
"You sure? Cause you looked pretty embarrassed–"
"It was mainly because of the hot spring! I've been soaking in here for at least an hour by now!" The girly sharply responded, glaring coldly at Zenkichi.
"Right..." Was all Zenkichi muttered, waiting for the girl to cover herself.
He was a gentleman after all, checking out girls was okay but openly gawking at their naked body while making perverted comments?
He was a bit of a pervert, like any hot blooded male that's been single for almost 2 lifetimes, but not a fucking creep!
It was an awkward atmosphere for a brief moment, only broken by the uncaring voice of Naze.
"Hey, Otome Yunomae. I see that you still have a streaking habit."
Otome blinked her eyes, surprised to see Naze, "Naze...Youka? What are you doing here? You normally don't descend the lower floors unless there's a meeting or an emergency."
Her eyes narrowed, "No, wait a minute. Who is this guy besides you–"
Otome didn't even manage to finish her sentence as Zenkichi appeared before, his left arm pulled back to punch her face in.
Zenkichi didn't hesitate. The moment he heard the girl's name, he didn't think twice to attack her.
Otome Yunomae, the floor head of the seventh floor.
She was an enemy that he had to defeat.
Fuck honor and chivalry, he was going down this huge facility full of superhumans, take them down, and shut down the entire organization. He has to do all that before they get alerted and start organizing themselves, making this harder and exhausting!
He doesn't have unlimited stamina for christ's sake!
However Zenkichi's punch had unexpectedly gone through Otome's head, bursting into green liquid.
"That's not nice." Otome muttered, her mouth reformed underneath Zenkichi's hand.
"What the–" Zenkichi exclaimed in shock and immediately retracted his hand and retreated out of the hot spring water, stepping back on the hard stone floor.
He looked down to stare at his clean and dry hand, revealing no trace of the green liquid.
"Naze. Explain." Zenkichi sharply asked his companion, his eyes focused on Otome, whose liquified face quickly reformed back to normal.
"Otome Yunomae, Flask Plan project name: Free World. One of the Six Plus of the Thirteen Party and possesses one of the strongest abnormal skills ever recorded in the Flask Plan called Liquid Morph; the ability to manipulate her own body into any form of liquid and manipulate it at will. In short, she can liquefy and reform herself at will, making it impossible for any physical object to harm her."
Naze's explanation was cold and calculated, her eyes never leaving Otome's form.
Zenkichi let out a low whistle, "Well, that's a nasty ability."
Otome had an expressionless look on her face, "I really thought I was going to die, you know? I was seriously bleeding a lot!"
Zenkichi raised an eyebrow, doubtful of her. "Really?"
Otome firmly nodded, "Yes, really."
However, Naze sharply responded, "Don't believe a single word she says. That girl has a nasty personality similar to everyone else in the Plus Six."
Zenkichi his eyes and turned towards her. "Like you?"
"..."
"Oooh burn~" Otome mockingly commented, the corners of her lips curled up in amusement.
Naze ignored Otome's taunt and instead turned towards Zenkichi, "Well, what are you going to do?"
She was curious on he was going to defeat her, a girl with a liquid body that couldn't be damaged by all physical means.
Unless they were smart and understand that to deal with a liquid base power...
Zenkichi didn't say anything, not because he didn't have an idea on how to defeat Otome.
But because he was busy staring at her with Divine Reflection.
'A liquid body that can make one impervious to physical attacks? Gimme that shit!'
Zenkichi's eyes had flashed red light for a brief moment and he smirked, trying so hard not to burst out laughing like some kind of supervillain.
'Liquid Morph, copied.'
[Ding! New skill: Liquid Morph(Abnormal)]
'Now, as for defeating you...'
"There's only one way for me to defeat her." Zenkichi calmly said, making both girls look at him with raised eyebrows.
He raised his hand over the hot spring water.
Just as Otome was wondering what he was planning to do, her eyes widened in complete shock, literally.
Because under Zenkichi's hand was a head size, battery powered, iron toaster.
Which was now dropped into the hot spring where Otome was standing in.
"AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!"
Zenkichi didn't even flinch as Otome's screams echoed throughout the hot spring chamber, her form destabilizing for a long while. He knew that in a few moments, she would reform herself back to her normal shape.
Naze had a twinkle in her eye as she watched Zenkichi's cruel and ruthless move, feeling a sudden sensation in her lower region.
All the while Zenkichi thought, 'Can't believe I'd use this here. I was really saving that toaster to make a sandwich later. Oh well.'
Sure enough, after a few seconds, Otome reappeared on the surface of the water, on all her fours, gasping for breath and clutching her swinging chest.
Zenkichi wasn't going to lie, it was a very sexual scene.
"What the hell was that?! Are you insane?!" Otome yelled, her eyes glaring daggers at Zenkichi. Her emotionless character broke down after her near death experience.
"Sorry, but it was the only way I could think of to defeat you." Zenkichi shrugged, trying to look innocent.
"You're lucky I have a healing ability, otherwise, I'd be dead!" Otome exclaimed, still panting heavily. 'Shit. I'm feeling drowsy...'
"Oh, you'd be just fine. That toaster didn't have that much juice to kill you."
Naze nodded, impressed, "Smart move, Zenkichi. You used her liquid form against her. Also, where'd you get a toaster from?"
Zenkichi grinned, "On the way here."
Naze raised an eyebrow but didn't ask further.
"Well, I'm glad that's settled." Zenkichi said, turning to leave the hot spring area.
"Wait, where do you think you're going? You can't just leave me here like this!" Otome yelled after him, collapsing onto the stone floor, she then turned towards Naze. "Also, what the hell Naze Youka!? Why aren't you helping me but helping that intruder?!"
Naze snorted, crossing her arms under her bust, "And why would I tell you?" she then turned to follow after Zenkichi.
Zenkichi just waved over his shoulder, "Good luck with that. See ya later!"
"Dammit..." Otome cursed, her eyelids felt heavy and it wasn't long before she went unconscious with her last thoughts being,
'Sorry Yuuna, I wasn't able to protect your precious...onsen...'
As he walked away, he couldn't help but laugh. It was a good thing that he had Divine Reflection, or else he would have been in serious trouble.
The Divine Reflection made him able to copy any skills anyone he sees and could possibly perform it better than the original, but most of its powers couldn't be fully used due to unknown reasons he doesn't know about.
And the skills he copied made him instantly understand them to the point, making him instantly know their advantages and disadvantages.
He also didn't use this skill on the previous floor heads because their skills wasn't anything special.
Zenkichi was just the worst match against Otome or anyone with an abnormal skill with his Divine Reflection, all their secrets were
"Alright! Let's continue speed running this shit!" Zenkichi exclaimed, still feeling excited and happy that he got a powerful skill, he headed down to the lower floors.
Floor 8, a grand theatre, controlled by Yamami Tsurumisaki...defeated with a surprise attack because he was busy acting on stage by...himself.
Zenkichi just thought of him as a sad fellow before heading to the next floor.
Floor 9, a graveyard, controlled by Kei Munakata, defeated with physical strength and martial skills.
Both his Hidden Weapons technique and Killing Impulse were copied.
Zenkichi also thought of him as a sad fellow and asked him to be his friend.
Why did he ask him to be a friend and not ask the others beforehand? They were just total weirdos! While Kei acted like a calm person just after being defeated.
After that ordeal, he and Naze went down the next floor.
Floor 10, a beauty parlor, with the floor head missing.
Zenkichi was confused but Naze had quickly found out and told him that she and the next floor boss were on the surface and were busy with something.
Skipping through Floor 11 and quickly entering Floor 12, they were soon greeted with the sounds of arcade games.
Floor 12, The Arcade Floor.
"Oho. Never thought I'd see you descend into the floors Naze Youka. And with some unknown Mongrel as well."
Suddenly, an arrogant voice resounded.
Zenkichi raised his eyebrows,
"Huh? Now who the fuck is this Gilgamesh wannabe?"
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Btw...I might go on a hiatus, might, probably for two weeks to get my mind and body in top condition.
I'm just been so burnt out from doing stuff at school, although I'm finally done with it now, I'm just so out of it. Like getting a sudden fever or hangover all of a sudden.
It's just a possibility. Maybe I'll be back to normal in a couple of days and start writing several chapters and post them as mass release...maybe 🤔
We'll just see on the next update ✌️