Kapitel 2: Enchanted Web first half

Note: [[Peter]] = Other viewing worlds

Note: Peter = Speech between the main casts

Note: Those Reading are mainly Spider-Man, Some female, and only a few Males.

Slowly as the light begins to fade, a platform appears floating over what seems to be a web. On its surface M.W seats next to the Watcher and the Beyonder. Even though the center of the Web just moments ago seemed to be erased. They don't appear to be worry, in fact they seem to be waiting for someone.

The Beyonder was the first to speak after what seemed to be an eternity. "Tell me old friend how's life among the living feel? Did you finally get tired of your replacement, and choose to do something about it?"

"While I will admit Julia wasn't what I was hoping for, she has come a long way. She just needs more time to grow in her roll." M.W couldn't help but come in the defense of her replacement.

"If you say so. How about you old diaper face? What's your roll in all of this? Finally want to stop peeping, and instead creeping?"

Uatu the Watcher however didn't fall for his provocation, and instead only said. "I'm only doing what I should do, Watching and waiting. For I wish to know what will come of this. Would it be like many before it. Will genocide be doomed to repeat, or something new be shown."

After Uatu finishes all he had to say. They started to hear footsteps each terraforming the platform further from the next. What was once empty was now a great theater. You could see seats going down endless flights of stairs. Each sitting a different individual and in the center of it all was Spider-Man.

"Now should we take our seats and hear a story?" Said the unnamed individual. Taking with him The Watcher, The Beyonder, and M.W to the upper level where they could view everyone.

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Slowly everyone started to wake up, trying to recall what just happened. Until someone said Wanda and they all remember or at the very least paid attention to what was going on.

Wanda didn't understand what happened wasn't Peter set to never be Spider-Man? So why could she see him dressed as such. And where were they. But most telling of all, she couldn't feel her powers.

Quickly before she could think more on it the Avengers formed one group, While the X-men did the the other. With a few people like some Asgardians spread throughout and a constipated looking Julia carpenter trying to use her powers.

The only ones standing besides her were her brother and Peter. While her father was missing a tooth, staring with murderous intent at Peter.

From the X-men side Wolverine seem to be having a heart attack as they saw a familiar redhead. While Deadpool danced around him singing "see I told you, I told you" Scott on the other hand seem to have swallow a lemon, unsure if to go after Jean or stay next to Emma. While Emma seem to not care either way as if she were holding something against him. The infamous redhead two wayward children could be seen hidden around a corner. Giving her odd looks as if unsure what this all meant to the timeline.

On the Avengers side of things Iron man was getting slapped by Pepper, while begging for forgiveness. Luke cage on the other hand seem like he wanted to kill himself or for this day to finally end, remembering nightmares better left forgotten. While a confused Rogue tried to console an unresponsive Gambit, that lost his will to live.

"Ok settle down everyone, now Wanda what did you do?" Said Captain America has he tried to get Pepper to stop before she killed Tony.

"I'm not sure at first I was going to say No more mutants, but said No more Spider-Man at the last minute. And now I can no longer feel my powers.

When they heard that they quickly checked and realized they could no longer feel their powers too. However Peter didn't care about that only focused on the part about erasing him. Looking like a puppy that just got kicked.

"I can explain that" a familiar voice from the rafters said. Quickly everyone looked up and saw M.W next to a big headed looking kid, and a hippie that seem to still be living in the 70's. "You see you tired to erase the Center of the web… and while I won't explain why that's a bad thing. What I can tell you is you were this close to destroying the whole universe." Next the Hippie said "as such we discussed what to do until, we decided to make you read a story."

"Yes, while that sounds fascinating and all why am I here?" Said a slightly irritated Enchantress, while looking at Thor talking to ugly Foster and Whore Sif.

"Before we can send you all off, to do whatever you do," began the unnamed individual "I wanted to show you something that I found rather curious concerning you." While pointing to Spider-Man.

"Me?" asked the arachnid with a raised eye lens.

"Well, to be more accurate, it involves a different reality's versions of you. Why don't we take a look?" asked the cryptic individual in what they believed was a smile as the surroundings changed adding food and refreshments.

"Really the irritating bug?" Said the Enchantress, with Emma Frost agreeing right after her. While Deadpool grabbed a bottle of lotion and a box full of tissues. Those that saw him decided for their sanity to just ignore him.

"Really why me?" Honestly asked the web headed vigilante thinking there was nothing special about him. " yeah and what happened to our powers" said Bruce Banner though honestly he was a bit glad since he didn't feel the Hulk.

"For that my young green nerd, your safety so no one can fight. Or until we finish the reading. Spoke The hippie throwing down a book to Captain America, finding it funny what he'll have him read about his great grandkid.

As the book landed right on the old veteran. He saw it simply said Spider-Man. "Do you want me to read it?" Asked a slightly confused old timer living past his old war days.

"Yes every word in it, don't worry though someone will read the next one. And worry not for as you read what you say will appear on the big screen alongside the sound of those in it. Truthfully we are just making you read for the hell of it." Said a smug looking Beyonder.

Captain America seeing there was no other choice decided to just follow along and read. Sitting down between Pepper and Tony. Not knowing just how much he'll come to regret it.

Deadpool feeling left out pushed Spider-Man to sit down next to a slightly uncomfortable Sue Storm to his left, with the Enchantress being to his right. And to top it off pulled out a familiar looking blonde under a spider mask that looked suspiciously like Emma Stone throwing her, to sit on Spider-Man lap.

"Is everyone seated? Good because no one can get up until we finish the first story." Spoke a slightly amused Beyonder just salivating at the thought of the drama that was to come.

As for The Emma Stone look alike she couldn't help but be more confused being surrounded by strangers while sitting on an unknown man's lap. Not even sure who she was anymore, once she was with her band, the next married to her died childhood friend while partaking in wild threesomes with him and different females every night.

Yet oddly she couldn't help but feel safe next to the unknown man like she knew who he was.

Both wanted to say something however Captain America cut them off as he began to read. And pictures showed up on the screen alongside sound. Finding as he did, they couldn't speak.

[["That bastard!" Amora said as she threw her wine glass at the wall, shattering it upon impact. What was once whole and full of confidence now laid to rest, a poor reflection of her romantic pursue. All for this poor toad, a sad excuse of a thunder god, but unlike the fairytale this one didn't turn into her prince. ]]

As he read that he couldn't help but worry he'll be forced to curse during the

reading.

"Oh this just got a whole lot more interesting, I always thought I should star in a Film" said Amora the Enchantress now fully committed to what was going on.

"Oh baby you can star in how many films as you liked, I'll watch them all." Said Deadpool while pulling down his pants and grabbing lotion. While Cable and Colossus seemed to regret sitting next to him, quickly looking away.

"Ah, she has you there brother, you always did look better as a toad" Said Loki while in his female form unsure of why he appeared as such but not truly caring since it meant he was alive again. Be it she or he it mattered not for mischief had no gender.

Thor however ignored his brother or should we say sister a bit bitter,and annoyed being compared to a Toad, while he clearly was more of a Prince Charming. Paying Loki female form no mind even if she looked like Megan fox (whoever that is), since his brother always seemed weird to him, maybe this was just as those in Midgard would say "Coming out of the closet"

[[Thinking back now Amora had been on Midgard or as the mortals would call it Earth, for at least a year and three months now. She had been banished from Asgard by the little daddy's boy Thor, father Odin. ]]

"She has you there brother you were always just a little daddy's boy." Said the now Goddesses of Mischief

"Just because maybe you are now a female, doesn't mean I won't hit you Loki. Or should I say daddy's little princess." Spoke the Thunder Toad. After all his fist of thunder believed in equal opportunity.

[[Honestly even if they may have been multiple crimes committed by her in the nine realms. They had only been petty minor inconveniences when it's all said and done. Like Sif hair, or Foster self worth, after all wasn't it said all is fair in love and war?]]

At hearing that Sif couldn't help but miss her hair, With some females giving her looks of understanding and pity.

Jane Foster however could only remember all that Amora had done to her. Wishing she could take advantage of her not having her powers and pull her hair.

A familiar cat thief however couldn't help but agree with Amora. Though irritated she was not able to get closer to Spider-Man hoping to use this opportunity to finally talk to him. And hopefully get back together. Already thinking of ways to get that cheap female spider kickoff off him.

[[Truthfully she was of mind Thor was only jealous. And this was his way of getting back at her like a jaded half blood, being told he had no right to rule.]]

"Hahahahaha I believe she was talking about you sister" said Thor between laughter "And even if that's not me I can tell you I wasn't jealous.

"Worry not brother you'll get yours" said Loki while thinking of how to best get back at not just Thor but Amora too.

[[After all she had decided to spend her time trying to seduce the men of Midgard. After looking at the words of wisdom, spoken from their sages in little tomes called Cosmopolitan.]]

As soon as they heard that anyone who had heard of that infamous magazine couldn't help but look at her, thinking it all made sense now.

Susan Couldn't help but ask "Do you read it too?"

Amora couldn't help but give her an odd look and said.

"Of course I do, don't you read it too? How else did you get your man? Did you know to make him feel more attracted to you.You should press a fork firmly against his skin into different parts of his body. His butt cheeks, his pecs, his thighs….."

Susan seeing the look on her face didn't have the heart to tell her the truth in front of everyone and could only nod her head in agreement. Making sure when all this ends to explain it to her.

As for the females that liked and read Cosmos they could only turn away looking in shame hoping no one knew they read it.

[[All seem to be working she had even managed to draw the little prince's attention. Yet he never let her explain herself, but was instead quickly defeated by Thor with help from the Avengers.]]

"Well look at that you need all your little friends to take me down." Said an annoyed Amora remembering all the times this has happened.

[[Most infuriating of all thanks to being banished from Asgard, they in all their infinite wisdom placed her on house arrest with her magic powers restrained by Doctor Strange and the Scarlet Witch. ]]

Amora heard that and thought (I knew I always hated that hoe)

The Scarlet Witch on the other hand was happy to finally show up. Secretly She always wanted to be a movie star growing up. Many had even told her she had the face of one. Whatever that meant. Just wishing her new desire came through too, Wondering if Spider-Woman had another copy cat.

[[After a while Amora decided to rethink what she had done in the past while she still believes she did no wrong. She went about it from another angle, believing that she was far more beautiful, and all around better than most of Midgard's villains.]]

Jane Foster hearing that couldn't help but say.

"God even in Self reflection you are such a conceited Bitch. I wouldn't be surprised if you wrote the book to being high maintenance too"

Amora tired to get up and punch Ugly Foster but couldn't. Thus choosing to only say.

"What do you mean, Men love women that are high maintenance, how else are they to feel needed? Honestly basing it off your looks. It's obvious you aren't cultured enough to read fine literature."

While she said that everyone that knew about Cosmo couldn't help but feel bad about Amora.

Spider-Man on the other hand couldn't help but wonder if this was one of the reasons his relationships fail. Looking back a few of ex's did read Cosmos shitty articles. Hell Mary Jane even modeled for them.

And Susan felt like there was much to still teach Amora.

[[Thus she desired to follow another advice from the tome, Instead of working against him to notice her. She'll work with him, so he'll know she is more than just a pretty face that can kick ass, but a kind and thoughtful seductress.

Therefore she decided to be a hero for Midgard just like Thor, hoping her feelings for him would finally get across.]]

"You know that actually sound like a good idea for once" many said, Felicia even had a thoughtful look as if making up her mind on what to do.

However others mainly those that didn't like Amora or care for this were just bored and wish this would end already. Iceman and and some of the x-men just wanted to appear so they could later tell their friends and family they were in a movie and had a book written about them.

[[Initially reasonably, not wanting to trust her the Avengers decided to give her a test period, where they would work with her for a while. And to keep an eye on her. To make sure she is not up to something, after all it wouldn't be the first nor the last time a foe of theirs reformed.]]

"Truthfully I been thinking about expanding that, and even making a team full of more Avengers with X-men. So we can be more united, and more people would see reformed heroes and mutants as good" said Captain Steve Rogers happy that version of the Enchantress seem to be turning from the life of crime.

Emma hoping to put the whole Wanda debacle far behind agreed and said.

"That sounds like a good idea if you want after this is all over I can recommend some X-men that would be happy to join."

Spider-Man seeing how well everyone for them most part were behaving couldn't help but sign. "See I told you movie night was a good idea, yet no one ever seem to want to go." Shaking His head, "I had to watch die hard alone on Christmas."

Johnny couldn't help but say. "Shouldn't you watch a Christmas like home alone instead?" Remembering he had a double date that day with Iceman.

Spider-Man deadpanned said "That is a Christmas movie"

"Right…" said back Johnny choosing not to get in to it with him, knowing it was a losing battle with his fellow loud mouth.

[[Through the various team ups she's had with them, the Avengers slowly started to trust the Enchantress. She even went a step further and apologized to the people she had ever wronged in the past including Valkyrie and Thor. However Foster, and Sif paid her no mind, nor wanted anything to do with her, for one reason or another.]]

Brunnhilde seeing herself mentioned. Finally started to pay attention, thinking maybe some fighting would happen.

Both Jane Foster, and Lady Sif on the other hand couldn't help but agree with their counterparts.

"Awww isn't that sweet you are apologizing to everyone" said Spider-Man to Amora.

"Quiet Bug, before I test out my New High heels" said back Amora yet oddly in a playful tone.

In the same tone Spider-Man said back "Well you better do it fast for this Spider can bite!"

Amora In the faintest of smiles only said "We'll have to see, won't we?"

Luckily only Susan and the Emma look alike heard them. Giving them odd looks that could come off as jealousy.

[[After a fight in which Surtur tried to take over the nine realms yet again. Amora aided her fellow Asgardians into battle as well as other heroes where they successfully won. This act alone granted her permission to return to Asgard.]]

Sadly those that wanted to see the fight were disappointed only to see a few Scenes, asking those next to them to wake them up only if something interesting happens. Mainly Wolverine who didn't feel like dealing with this whole mess nor the reality of the woman he loved yet killed being back.

His daughter on the other hand kept giving the female Spider on Spider-Man lap looks that could kill. Sharpening Her claws, ready to remind those not in the know what was hers.

[[Yet surprisingly she found herself unwilling. While before she would've loved to, she decided to stay on Midgard, not for some blonde kid with a pan. But thanks to the friends she made, and the love of fighting villains, beating them to the ground in moral superiority.]]

"Hear me now woman I play with no pan!" Said an irritated Pan Wielder

"Haha fear not mortals for your mighty Thunder God did in fact play with pans as a child" Said Loki before joining everyone in laughter, even Foster and Sif couldn't help but laugh. Seeing as such Thor could only hide his shame behind popcorn.

[[Amora friendships with some of the Heroes mainly Susan Storm, Laura Kinney, and Emma Frost. Came to be the strongest, where they would even have the most team ups. However they would seem pretty cross when she would speak of a certain arachnid. The closest male by far she could honestly say was her best friend.]]

Susan Storm, Laura Kinney, and Emma Frost were with Amora at first interested to find out their others had formed some type of friendship. Yet it's when the last bit was said they all quickly froze up, all but X-23.

Even those "sleeping" were quick to open their eyes. Wolverine even popping out his claws as he turned to where Spider-Man was. Both Reed Richard, Scoot Summer paid attention as well. Thinking back to the times their Women would speak about the arachnid in pre House of M and in it too. Wondering if all those 'late nights at work' were truly just that. Reed even remembering kicking out the Spider from the Fantastic Four for how close him and Sue were becoming. To the point where his own Son would only talk about the arachnid.

[[Yet for some unknown reason Emma would always say she could do better, and that even if Thor didn't work out she didn't have to settle for something so subpar.

Laura on the other hand seem to get territorial, like she was striking a claim on what was hers.

However Susan seemed to be the most confusing, as if she was unsure of what to say or how to feel. Staring off as if hoping someone would swing by. Yet scared of where those thoughts would lead.]]

Silence, that's all that was felt before all hell broke loose. With Reed, Logan, and Scott being the most vocal in all that way they will kill Spider-man if he doesn't get away from Sue, Emma, and Laura. With Johnny completely speechless on hearing his sister maybe into his Best Friend.

``I don't understand why you all seem so confused about me and him. After all i Marked him as mine long ago." Said X-23 while showing off her claws, telling all females her to back off for he is her mate.

Captain Marvel, Black Cat, and Scarlet Witch on the other hand could only ask why the hell all of a sudden were there so many others after peter. Thinking of different ways to crush all their opponents. Giving Julia and Spider-Woman dirty looks as if trying to see if they were going to be trouble too.

However unlike them two other redheads weren't even worry. Thinking these other woman would be no trouble. After all it's know just how much the Spider loves redheads.

The man everyone was talking about however couldn't be any more confused. Wondering what's wrong with being friends with him. Never even in a million years thinking all these different females could be into him.

At that point in time Amora also decided to get closer to Thor, making advances on him, and actually confessed to him that she does care for him.

[[Thor knew that her feelings to him were real however he rebuffed her advances. Thinking he had enough to deal with Lady Sif, and Jane Foster to worry about another.]]

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"Oh boy one of the lemons is coming and so am i." said a slightly out of breath Deadpool. Luckily he was in the far back and no one could see him. Unluckily Cable and Colossus could hear him pounding a poor unicorn, deeply regretting choosing to be next to him.

As for everyone else they were still focusing on what was said before to care. Still rebooting from the meltdown they just had to process this unimportant info on the Thunder God romantic life.

[[It was just an hour ago when Amora went to see Thor for one last time refusing to give up on her love.

Amora wore a green bikini to tease him a bit and hopefully get him to see her convincing assets. Her hopes were however dashed when she saw Thor on top of that whore Sif in the living room thrusting into her as hard as he could, as if to keep his mind from darker thoughts.]]

Just as it came on it left with deadpool yelling "I love these movies" drowing the poor unicorn.

A slightly red face Steve could only say "Please tell me there's no more of this..." Receiving no answers only a shattered moral.

"I don't know Cap i wouldn't mind a few more of these, hopefully a bit longer." Said Tony under his breath hoping Pipper wouldn't hear. Sadly for him she did, and him not looking at her only made the pain he'll feel all that much more painful after.

Jane Foster on the hand only said,"We have better not been dating when you did that" to a nervous Thor. Lady Sif on the other hand could only hide her shame behind Brunnhilde cape.

[[This sight tore her apart and she ran away furious, broken, and bitter.

After all, how would you react if you saw the person you wanted to ask out amid coitus with someone else, who wasn't you? Funny enough if she had just been a bit sooner that could have been her. For Thor was only sleeping with Sif to not think of Jane.

Over a fight they had about Amora herself. Sadly Sif knew none of this as well, and thought Thor was finally going to get serious with their relationship since that day was a very unsafe period for her, where unintentional surprises could appear in only a few months down the line.]]

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"WHAT THE HELL" A vivid Jane Foster said as she pointed to Thor with fire coming out of her eyes. Not even future not mom Lady Sif could help but pull out her sword since Thor obviously isn't able to. Thor tried to say it wasn't him, but with Loki fanning the flame. They were having none of it, beating him over the head.

It got so bad Loki almost died from it, and they were made to stop leaving Thor with a broken tooth and black eye. While Loki was finally able to breath, his laughter almost killing him, in the misery Thor found himself in.

Even the other Heros gave Thor dirty looks, with their opinion of him lowering. While it could be made the case with Spider-Man and his Cloudy relationships with taboo women. Good or bad honestly no one truly felt he had it in him. Thinking him too much of a joke. Only to find out before they know it their Girlfriend/Wife already left them for him.

After all, even if he didn't mean to just the act of acting as himself draws them in. And those acts of kindness captures them even before they could draw a line.

"There, there Thor has never been the sharpest tool in the chest, instead he's always been the tool or a blunt hammer. If he can't see you, for the person you are, than he was never the one for you." Says Spider-Man quietly to his bloodshot eyed green Witch. Knowing, Believing, and bearing witness are all very different from the fantasy we built up of our crushes.

Usually never living up to that which we made up. Broken only in the face of reality, leaving you hollow in emptiness in thoughts better left unsaid. While Amora always knew Thor had it for Sif and Jane...she never believed she truly meant so little to him. For even if it's said it's all another world...She knows if she did become a hero to be with him...That hell would happen. And it only hurts that much more...it burns that much more.