Kapitel 1: Truck-sama!!

[I'm so bored!! 😫 What the hell, man I thought being all-powerful and knowing would be fun. Instead, I'm committing suicide and genocide daily. Maybe we could do a fan-fic. Yeah, a fan-fic but of what?

How to train your dragon? Nah, how about my hero academia? Hmm,🤔 maybe, ooh, I on know! Marvel other gods already have some. based on what I see, and it's not that bad. But I don't want a champion who knows the universe like the back of his hand. no, what I want is.]

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"Hey, Theo, hurry up, or we're going to miss the movie!!"

"yeah yeah, I know 😔😒 why the hell did you have to go this early in the morning anyway, Don. the theater isn't even open yet. and I'm slapping you if you only dragged me here so you can get the kids' ticket."

'hah,💨 sometimes I wonder just who is the oldest one out of us. Most people keep thinking I'm the oldest. I can't blame them, though. Considering our sizes, I look like the guys' father 😂 doesn't help that I act like it 😅. still, I don't get why he's obsessed with the movie? Avengers endgame? I've heard it every day from everyone. still must be nice to be able to be passionate about something you love.'

" Hey, Theo, we're here; they opened up already; come on before all the good seats are taken.

"Alright, I'm coming okay, hold your horses. I doubt anyone will be here at what. The. Hell!! How are there so many people!? It's only 6:35. In the morning!"

" told you we should have gone early."

" bro, your "early" is 3 in the fucking morning. And I'm not going to be carrying your ass back home when you fall asleep in the chair again, come on. Let's line up before it gets longer."

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6hrs later

" Finally, I'm free 😭😭 , oh glorious fresh air how much I love you."

" drama queen. 😒"

" shut it! it's your fault we had to stay there for 6 fucking hours all because you missed 10 seconds of the movie, 10 seconds!"

"But you liked the movie, didn't you?"

".... yeah."

"then what's the problem? you enjoyed your self, and I enjoyed it win-win."

😶😑

" hah, let's just go, okay, mom's been calling for a while now, even sent a text saying " get your asses home now 😠😠" two pissed emojis not a good sign, bro."

"It looks like we're gonna have to haul ass before she sends another. or we're screwed."

[I found you! Haha, my perfect champion, ahh, 😍 now I can finally get rid of this boredom. what's this? a runt, no no no my champion can't have that no can't have that at all, hahahahaha~]

*shiver*

' what the hell? I just got a major shiver. Did dad's past finally catch up with us? No mom would be the first to know. She would send me a coded message first. then wh-'

"Theo, look out!!"

as I look back, I see

"truck-sama?"

Bam!!

"Nooooo!"

'huh, guess you do feel weightless when air born, thought those issekai's were full of shit, guess I was wrong. Still Truck-sama, huh, I feel honored; what happens next. Oh yeah, I die.💀 This blows. Bro is probably crying his eyes out. Damn, what would mom think of getting killed by a truck? still quick death, huh can't feel a thing. Guess I'll find out what happens to the soul during death, heaven or hell, rebirth; God, I hope I don't turn into a cow. Valhalla to continue fighting endless battles. I hope not. I'm no battle maniac.

[hey kid, are you still conscious? Hello, hey!!] Pak!

"Ow! the hell, man, what's wrong with you hitting. a. dead? man? the hell, I can feel pain."

[ Good, your awake now, I am sorry for what happened to you, I don't ask for forgiveness or mercy. You are dead, yes, normally; we leave the soul on the path of their religion or the path of reincarnation or rebirth. but because of that crazy fucker, how dare she tries and poach one of my people.]

As I look around for the voice source, I notice that whisps of light surround me? Stars? Then all I see is an old buff dude on a Golden throne.

' he looks pissed. Do I get to go to another world? He said he's sorry for what happened to me, and some crazy chick was the cause. Is he the god of my world? huh thought he would look, I don't know gentler."

[you are correct, Theo, you will be sent to another world, but because of the interference of the other god, the world is preset, Marvel, have you heard of it?]

' to an extent, my big bro dragged me to watch the movies play the games, tv shows, some comics, but I don't know details, only a few things.'

[well, at least you know something, but I'll grant you 5 wishes the system is included and considering the difficulty, I'll add guides of sorts to look after you, and since the area, you will be sent to is randomized, you will be born in the body of an infant, so you live the young life again. Also, the timeline is unknown; you could be born before or after the rise of the avengers.]

"makes no difference to me. I don't know anything about the Marvel cinematic universe. I'll just be wandering the world and be me; it could be fun. Then again, a lot of people died during the wars. Meh, I'm no hero unless the ones I care for are threatened. I don't give a damn what happens to anyone else."

[even if you have the ability, the power to help them?]

"that world breeds heroes and villains like it was going out of style. That universe doesn't need someone else to hold their hand.

[and if that situation playing out threatened your family?]

As those words left his mouth, I felt a burning sensation in my chest like I was drinking vodka. The stars were blinking out one by one, with the brightest smile I said with a voice full of murderous intent.

" Then they better be ready for some blood and carnage."

' oh, that crazy fucker did it; she finally found someone that can and will kill him if pushed far enough. The kid is absorbing soul essences, making him stronger by the second. I kinda want to see the fight that will happen; I can't wait to see it should be fun.'