Kapitel 61: Ghast Tear Farm Opportunity?
"Wait.. master! I-"
Blergh~
The three of them vomited all kind of thing that they just ate before they came to this treacherous place.
Sizzle~ Sizzle~
The vomited bile was sizzling hawt, it was really similar with cooking something on a hot plate. Well.. maybe.. if you wait for a while and flipped it over, that thing will be turned into somekind of a pancake.
They looked at it while in daze. "Wh.. what?! This is a really hot place! Even that bile already had some burnt smell to it!" They then looked at their shoes and cried bitterly "No.. my shoes!"
"Pfft~ You guys are really disgusting! Just something like that, and you vomited that much food? Just look at my strong daughter! She doesn't even feel anything when we went through the portal!"
All of them smiled bitterly, and when they looked at little ginger who was eating a candied hawthorn. They were flabbergasted by that. "Why doesn't she vomits?" Sun Zhou asked the two of them like the world is ending.
Su Ling immediately replied "How could that be? She only eats candy.. So i don't think that it could turns into a bile!"
"Well.. that's true!" Sun Zhou reclutantly nodded.
But, Mu Yifei just pulled their robes. "Uhh.. seniors.. what the hell is that on the ceilings?" Her eyes nearly popped out, because she just saw a lot of eye-like plants hanging on the ceilings.
"Th.. isn't that.. an eye? It's so creepy! What the hell is this place?!"
Su Ling didn't believe on what she just saw. "This.. what's going on? Can you see that this has gone too far? An eye? seriously?"
George looked at them looking at that weird plant "Of course it's an eye! Don't you have an eye to see? Wait.. i have a joke for you guys! No one cornea than me!"
Silence~
"Umm.. what?"
George didn't know what to say. "Ahaha.. nevermind!" It must be because of the automatic translation skill! Because of that skill, it was translated weirdly and they didn't understand the pun! Yeah.. it's definetly that!
「Ding! Nope.. it's because of host's jokes were too corny. And it wasn't really that funny.. even to someone who understand english!」
George ignored that A.I. and said. "Okay.. let's just walk around here and start searching for that giant flying white jellyfish!"
"Giant flying white jellyfish? Is that the monster that you told us to find? What do you need that for?"
George simply replied. "I need their tears to make a potion of regeneration. Here's my plan!" All of them became closer and George whispered. "First thing first, we need that jellyfish and tied him up! After that, we gagged it up and tickle it until it cries, so we'll get a lot of those tears!"
What? Th.. that sounds.. Demented..
With a twitching mouth, Su Ling asked "Why don't we just punch it until it cries? And why do we need to use a gag?"
"If you want to get blasted by their fireballs, then.. be my guest!"
"I see.. then what about tickling it? Can we just punch it? It's really creepy and disgusting.. to think that we need to tickle a giant flying jellyfish!"
"Well.. they are a very weak creature, and if you punched it, they will die!" George said with a 'matter of fact' expressions. "Just do what i said! And if we had more time, i'll help you guys on cultivating!" The nether is a good place to cultivate, as the experience points could be converted to a spiritual qi, if they were absorbed to their own body.
"Mmn.. maybe i should make a monster grinder, so i didn't have to kill those creeps to get exp. I used to make monster grinders in minecraft, so it should be similar, right?" He thought.
「Ding! Yes, it should be very similar.」
Well.. that's a good project to make. Or is there any monster grinder inside the Eldritch shop? If there is.. maybe i should just buy one, rather than building it from scratch!
「Ding! Of course we have that! It's only fifty million credits.」
"What?! That.. isn't that's too expensive?" George thought.
「Ding! Maybe you think that this is too expensive, but to farm experience while just sitting and doing nothing is a really good thing. Just imagine.. you went back here for a while and gets a lot of experience. Your cultivation will be increased at a massive speed!」
Well, yeah.. but.. this is in the nether! I don't think that it's a good place to make one! And i don't think that the overworld is accessible.
「Ding! Just do it on another dimension, like twilight forest!」
George rolled his eyes. "I don't know if i wanted to go there.. Well.. that's a good information to have, i'll reconsider it! I need to find my ghast first!"
Fortunately, ghast in the nether is not very rare.. and it was a very easy mobs to spot. As they are kinda big and they also made a very strange sounds, like a cat- or infant-like sounds. Just spotting them is very easy, but to catch one? Not only that, George wanted to put a mouth gag on it.. It's definitely a hard thing to do, as they could die of shooting fireballs at itself. They are said to be very careless about shooting at short range where they will be hurt by the blast.
...
While flying with little ginseng, George was on his way on searching for a roaming ghast, but he was interrupted by Mu Yifei.
"Master! Senior sister Su and Senior brother Sun encountered a strange monster and was almost blown up by it!" Mu Yifei ran up to him.
George almost facepalmed when he heard that. "Aren't i already told you guys to run if you saw a nitro creepers? Did they fight them or what?"
She shook her heads. "No.. all kinds of monster seems to chasing us! So.. senior sister Su attacked it."
"Really?"
"Mmn.. Not only that strange monster, all kind of monsters are chasing us, right now!" She pointed at his two disciples who was fighting all kinds of mobs.
AUTORENGEDANKEN 
TrinityShock
TrinityShock George : Literally told them to be aware to their surrounding
Them : Okay...
5 mins later~
Mu Yifei : master, we are chased by a lot of monsters
George : Am i joke to you?
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