Kapitel 4: A DAMN 12 YEAR OLD?!?!?!?!

Lan Xian Xia felt herself being pulled again. The pain was unbearable, and like last time, she lost consciousness.

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"Boo Hoo..... Young Miss is only 12, how could she already be injured!!! Now no one will want to marry her!!! Boo Hoo" A voice sobbed above her. 'What on Earth is going on?' Xian Xia thought, 'and whose voice is that?' Lan Xian Xia opened her eyes and saw a beautiful young man about 20 years old. He was sobbing in such a dramatic way that you'd think that he was about to die or something!!! The young man looked up and shreiked "YOUNG MISS!!!! YOU'RE FINALLY AWAKE!!! I THOUGHT YOU WERE ABOUT TO DIE!!! WAAAAHHHH!!! I HAVE TO GO GET YOUR GRANDFATHER!!! HE HASN'T LEFT HIS ROOM EVER SINCE YOU FAINTED!!!!" Then, the beautiful man rushed out of the room to go inform her 'grandfather'. 'What kind of man cries that much?,' Lan Xian Xia thought 'And why did he call me "young miss"?... WAIT! Is it possible that I reincarnated into one of those rich families that call the children "young miss" or "young master"? That glowing bunny is awesome!!!' Lan Xian Xia thought. Xian Xia got off the bed and looked around. The room was old fashioned, like in ancient Chinese times. 'Wow,' she thought, 'This family must REALLY like antique stuff....' Lan Xian Xia looked down at herself and realized she was wearing ancient Chinese robes as well. Suddenly the door slammed open and Lan Xian Xia saw an old man.

"Xia Lan!!! Why did you have to fight with those boys? Every one else might think you're a boy, but you're still a girl underneath all those clothes!!! And now, you have been injured terribly!!! Boo Hoo!!!" The old man sobbed out. 'Injured terribly? What does that old man mean?' Xian Xia thinks.

"Umm.... 'grandfather'.... What do you mean injured terribly? I'm still walking normally.... And when did I fight with anybody?" Xian Xia says gently.

"The doctor said you might have amnesia. But this is what happened. You were walking hime amd then you had escaped Xiao Ning-"

"Whose Xiao Ning?" Xian Xia interrupted. Upon hearing that, the beautiful man next to her 'grandfather' had begun to sob. "You- Young Miss, do you really not remember me? I'm your bodyguard, Xiao Ning!!" he sobbed pitifully. 'How can such a crybaby be my bodyguard?'

"ANYWAY," her 'grandfather' interrupts, "when you escaped Xiao Ning, you had heard a gang of sissy nobles badmouth our noble military family. In your anger and sheer loyalty for our family, you beat them all up but then got chased by their bodyguards and was beaten. Then, Xiao Ning had found you and beat up all the bodyguards. Then he brought you back here. We quickly called the doctor. He said you had already died. But then, 3 days ago, you've miraculously come back to life! In those three days, the doctor had healed your injuries... except for that scar on your face!!!"

"Give me a mirror," Xian Xia said."I want to see my face" Her 'grandfather' hesitated for a minute, but then handed her a mirror. Lan Xian Xia looked at her new face. ' It doesn't look that bad... It's actually really pretty. But I don't see a scar anywhere.' she thought. "Grandfather," she started, "I don't see scar anywhere..."

"It's behind your ear..." Lan Xian Xia looked closely, and indeed, there was a scar behind her ear, but it was barely noticeable. Lan Xian Xia admired her new face for a while, then noticed something.

"Grandfather... Exactly how old am I?"

" Xia Lan, you're 12 years old"

"WHAT!!!!!!! THAT DAMN BUNNY IS GOING TO BE BEAT TO DEATH THE NEXT TIME I DIE!!!!' I'M A DAMN 12 YEAR OLD NOW!!!" Lan Xian Xia yelled. Her 'grandfather' and bodyguard ignored it. They figured that she must've been having her monthly calamity. Lan Xian Xia calmed down. "Grandfather," she said sweetly, "What year is it?"

"Its 709 CE , the Tang dynasty"

'WHAAAATTTT?!?!?! NOOOO!!! MY PHONE!!!!!!! MY TV!!!!!!!!! MY ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!! HOW THE HELL AM I GOING TO SURVIVE HERE?!?!? THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE MEDICINE!!!! THEY DON'T HAVE PROPER BATHROOMS EITHER!!!!!!!! OR PIZZA!!!!!' Lan Xian Xia was freaking out internally. But on the outside she only let out a single tear as she silently mourned for the loss of her beloved junk food and her beautiful phone. 'Damn bunny!!! On the day I die, I'll definitely strangle it!' she swore silently.

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Somewhere in time and space, a certain glowing bunny sneezed. "That psychologist lady must be cursing at me." it said, " I warned her though, didn't I?"