"Haah another typical day for me, nobody lives here except for me. You might be wondering who am i talking to, well its actually my sub-conscious or it could be whoever is reading this"
Joseph continues lying down next to the fan to cool himself off from the summer heat.
" It's 12 maybe I'll just sleep unti 6 pm and then I'll just go buy myself dinner since there's no one else here."
Setting my alarm to 6 I finally start sleeping, and dreaming of all the anime's I had had watched growing up as well as the novels I has been reading. In my head I always thought that some things like harem, h scene moments, and truck-kun were sometimes cliche for me. In fact I started wishing that if I were to be the MC I would probably change all of that.
6 hours later...
"Beep", "Beep", "Beep" Turns off alarm
" Haaah its already 6, well got to go"
10 minutes later...
" Man it costs 7 bucks just for one bento, shit this better be good or i want my money back" While I was looking at my bento I forgot to look at where I was going. I turn to my right and i see the most cliche vehicle for the beginning of a great novel, F@$king TRUCK-KUN.
"Really Truck-kun how cliche", i thought to myself as the light was getting closer and i swear i heard the truck talking. Saying, " Hahaha another sacrifice on my road to conquest in becoming the next strongest god ".
"...." , what the f@ck really i am just a fucking cannon fodder, "SHIT SCREW YOU TRUCK-KUN."
As I was continuously swearing at nobody, I noticed that I was now in a very white room that seemed endless. "NOOO", i screamed at the top of my lungs until i heard a manly yet comforting coming from across the endless white room.
"You have been chosen"
"F@ck you how cliche can this get" I said out loud
"..." ,I was only greeted with silence
" Well aren't you going to say anything" I said as I getting annoyed with whoever it was.
Then I hear the voice clearing his throat, "Haamm, Haamm, well first of all f@ck you too"
I was actually suprised because i was not expecting that. Then he spoke once again saying "You have been chosen".
First time writing a noovel and i would appreciate all of the constructive criticism that can help me inprove.
Also release schedule will be 2 chapters per day and 3 chapters on Fridays. That is all for now thanks.