so my friends and i were discussing the weird food habits that we have and i thought hey wat good material for a shit post. so here goes.
During a birthday party, we had a pack of Oreos. Apple pie flavored Oreos. Valentina, being the bottomless pit that she was, started to eat them. and then it happened. We all learned how she ate Oreos. SHE TOOK APART THE TWO HALVES AND USED THE SIDE THAT DIDN'T HAVE CREAM TO SCRAPE THE CREAM OFF THE OTHER SIDE. you have two perfectly good sides of the oreo, don't just scrape it off and eat it.
actually
this crap
why did I do this
this is not professional
there are clothes all over my room and I'm not cleaning up
I HAVE A DOG TO WALK
...
just shoot this shitty author in the head
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yeah not the best but heyyyyyyyyyy
life happeppenesns
and I'm tired
i need a fruit tart
fruit tarttttttttttt
~~~~~~~~~~~~FRUIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~
still shitty,
TheShitpostAuthor