Karen: PATRICIA
Patricia: (hides in a corner) ...
Karen: Patricia darling, ... ( makes the boi hand movement) YOU FORGOT THE CATS ON THE
PORCH?! I LOVE YOU DEARLY BUT REALLY!
Patricia: (still in the corner, mumbling) ... but they want to go outside to catch the birb. they only wanted to get da birb. what's wrong with birb? nothing's wrong with the birb. Karen dont be mad at the birb.
Karen: Nothing is wrong with the bird Patricia. Just never let the cats outside the house. Or I WILL TAPE STICKY NOTES TO EVERYTHING YOU OWN AND YOUR FOREHEAD!!!
Patricia: ... I'm moving to Todd's house
Patricia is back. I need to sleep more and not post at 12 at night. I realize that shitposting is actually hard work when you try. WHY DID IT LOOK SO EASY ON YOUTUBE! It rains too much. sigh
Love,
TheShitpostAuthor