Chapter 46: Finally a Plan!
Tenshi turned to Iceberg and punched his palm, "I got it. Iceberg, we're going to be your bodyguards." he turned to Haku and nodded, Karin frowned, pointing at herself. Tenshi glanced at her and muttered, "Karin… you're cute but… You didn't even pass the Death Forest in the Chunin exam…"
Karin wanted to cry, "I was attacked by those Sound Ninja! What am I supposed to do? They were like Jonin!" Tenshi looked at Haku, who shook his head secretly. Tenshi smiled "Alright… You can come too…"
Karin looked at Haku and Tenshi before pouting, "You guys are bullying me! UwU…!" as she hugged Haku, crying on his chest. Haku patted her back and sighed.
Iceberg's lips twitched and he said "I don't need Bodyguards…" Tenshi waved his hand and said dubiously, "You need Bodyguards." Iceberg sighed, "Well when you put it that way…" Kalifa coughed, "Excuse me, we don't know anything about you three. How could we allow you to Bodyguard Iceberg-san? Not to mention there's no need, Iceberg-san is beloved in Water 7. Nobody would try to attack him other than outsiders."
As he looked at the three with an unfriendly face, as though to say, 'I'm talking about you!'
Tenshi smiled gently, "It's alright, I'm not taking no for an answer." he nodded to himself and leaned back, relaxing. Iceberg was speechless once again, he had never seen anyone so shameless in his entire life!
This guy was worse than Franky!
Iceberg sighed, "Since you're so determined-" Kalifa shouted "This is sexual harassment! Iceberg-san! You cannot keep these ruffians here, it's too dangerous." Iceberg sighed, "Well, if it's sexual harassment…"
Tenshi was getting antsy, he just wanted a ship!
Why is this so hard!?
In all the fanfictions, the guy walks into Water 7 and everyone scrambles to make him a ship!
Now he came and it turns out it's all fake!
Why are these people so real!
He wanted to cry.
Iceberg smiled, "I appreciate it. However, Kalifa is right, I don't need bodyguards. If you find the money, I can make you a ship." Tenshi sighed and pinched Iceberg's hand with a handkerchief, shaking it, "Sorry, Icebro. I don't have any idea where to find someone to rob!"
Iceberg asked strangely, "Should you be telling me you're going to steal money?" Tenshi sighed, "I was even thinking of getting a bounty and selling myself!" Iceberg jumped, "You shouldn't be telling me this! I don't care!" Tenshi sighed again, "I guess we'll just have to eat Karin…"
Karin burst into tears, Tenshi sighed, "Then we'll all die… Haku will live a life worse than death because of his appearance… But it's alright…" Iceberg shouted "Fine!" before giving Tenshi 500 Beli, "Here you go." Tenshi looked at the 500 Beli and Haku took it quickly.
Tenshi left quickly, "This 500 Beli will be the basis for a billion, Icebro! Hahahah!" Haku bowed, "Sorry, Iceberg-san." before leaving with Karin.
Tenshi held Mocha as he walked out of Galley-La, smiling "Alright, now that we have 500 Beli…" he roared at the sky, "I'll never be broke again! Damn it! This sucks!" he looked around savagely, he would get his damn sea cafe! It would happen! Whether he has to do some unspeakable things or not!
Tenshi walked to the scrapyard and said "Follow me." Haku and Karin looked at each other before following him. Karin let out a breath of relief, at least she didn't have to be sold…
Tenshi came to a destroyed house, he walked in the ruins and gagged, "Haku pick up the money on the ground. Karin help him." Meanwhile he was thinking, did Water Jutsu use sea water or just… like… Tap water or something.
If it used Seawater then they could cheese some fights!
If you don't have the strength, just cheat!
Tenshi pulled up the Achievements List.
[Humiliate Danzo- Completed]
[Travel to a New World- Completed]
[Have a Second Cafe- Not Completed]
Tenshi touched his chin and collected the rewards, praying for something to get him out of his situation, anything!
[-Rewards-]
[Beautiful Seafaring Cafe Ship- Blueprints]
[Coffee Coffee Devil Fruit- Special Paramecia]
Tenshi fell to his knees, this is a sick joke!
A sick and cruel joke!
He didn't have any money and the System gave him blueprints!
JUST GIVE HIM THE SHIP DIRECTLY!
Tenshi wanted to cry.
Seems like there was no choice!
His expression was ruthless, they were going to rob the Buster Call directly!
If they grabbed 4-5 Warships and brought them back to Galley-La, Tenshi refused to believe Iceberg couldn't take them apart and build something else!
If it was possible, Tenshi would go take Enel's arc! Unfortunately, that guy was on the moon at the moment.
He was the Hibari Cafe owner, how could he stumble on his first steps? No, this won't do! They were going to rob the Marines blind! As for a bounty… Who cares, this was an honor!
Without a bounty, what was he? Just a bum out on the sea wandering without a reason!
Tenshi actually had a big plan… Why not just become an emperor? There was a territory perfect for him, prepared by a 'kind' aunt! Hehehe~
Tenshi was getting a little crazy with no money… He even wanted to take down BigMom! This guy was really losing it!
Haku and Karin held bills in their arms, saying "Boss! We're rich!" Tenshi waved, "Only 5 Million Beli. This is nothing! Trust me, you can only buy 50,000 Choppers. How can this be enough? It's never enough! Didn't you hear Iceberg? It's 200 million for a ship!"
He took out blueprints from thin air, "Look at this." Haku and Karin looked at the blueprints and their eyes bulged, "SO BEAUTIFUL!" Tenshi sneered, "Heh! Stay with me and you'll eat good! Alright, here's the plan."
Haku and Karin looked at him as he nodded, "We're going to train here until tomorrow night, then we're going to sneak onto a train and follow the Straw Hat boy to a Judicial Island. After that, we're gonna start beating the hell out of Government workers. When a ton of ships arrive, we're gonna steal 5 of them and make our great escape back here!"
Haku blinked, "Steal ships?" Karin asked in confusion "Government?" Tenshi nodded sagely, "You guys got it. Basically, this will make us an enemy of the World, which is really fun! You know, even if we weren't criminals, we would be after a few days. There are so many corrupt Marines here… If you sneeze too hard, you'll become a wanted man! So might as well become one in advance!"
Haku asked worriedly, "Won't that be bad for business?" Tenshi waved his hand, "Huh? What do you think, nobody actually cares here. You get a bounty, even marines become your friends. Hahaha! Alright, let's start practicing. Karin, you are weak as hell! Don't you have some chain thing?"
Karin was speechless and sealed "Adamantine Sealing Chains!" as chains came out of her back. Tenshi nodded happily, "You train hard, okay? Haku will help you. Mocha will watch you guys." Haku and Karin nodded.
Tenshi walked to the sea and touched the water happily, he was here, in his favorite place… How happy!
He took out a Devil Fruit and looked at it.
It looked like an apple but it was brown and shaped like a coffee bean with light brown swirls.
Tenshi just ate it, and groaned in disgust, almost dying from his enhanced taste, oh god!
Tenshi didn't know what shit tasted like, but it couldn't be as bad as this!
[Coffee Coffee Fruit- Special Paramecia: Ability to Produce, Control, and Become Coffee! Elementalization requires prediction of attacks and quick manipulation of body structure, not a Logia! (No Sea Weakness)]
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