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Like always on a usual work night, you headed to bed at 10PM. Hoping you would get enough sleep so you wouldn't be falling asleep in the meetings. However, your brain wanted to mess with you as it suddenly thought of a dumb question. When Lena lays down, you turn to face her giving her a sheepish smile.
"Babe?"
Lena sighs, already knowing where this was going.
"Yes, love?"
You can't but giggle as you tell her your question.
"Do you think I can fit 30 mini snickers in my mouth at once?"
Lena shakes her head and sits up to pull out her phone.
"You know what I think?"
You're genuinely surprised that she is actually entertaining her question.
"What do you think?"
You ask her excitedly.
"I'm thinking of slapping you. And you're a fucking coward! Make it 60 and choke to death!"
You bop her nose, laughing at the annoyed expression she was sporting.
"Nah. You don't want me to die. You love me too much."
You send a flying kiss to annoy her even more and drift off to sleep.
After sending her assistant a message to buy her mini snickers, Lena laid down besides you.
"Unfortunately."