Chapter 71: Cat Noir x Reader (Funny Moments)
(A/n)- I dont own any puns used in this oneshot. Credit goes to their creators. Thanks for reading!
You were walking to the park where you walked the neiborhood dogs. That was your summer job while your mom was at work. Today you had just one dog, Bruno.
You suddenly heard ruffles from the leaves. There was no wind, so that could only mean... A head popped out in front of you.
You jumped and swueaked. "Cat!" Bruno growled at Cat Noir and barked.
"Bruno, it's ok! Calm down! He's not a real cat!"
You heard hissing at pivoted to see Cat making clawing motions towards Bruno. You sighed and put your hand out to Cat's ears, petting them. He slowly stopped hissing and started purring.
"Good kitty.", you praised. Bruno quieted down as you scratched his fur. Cat fell from the tree and hurried to his feet.
"I thought cats always landed on their feet.", you said. He chuckled and scratched the back of his neck. "Only the most graceful ones fall."
You smirked and gave an 'mhm'. "But I must say, (Y/n). I have fallen for you~" You started laughing, causing Bruno to bark.
"You've got to be kitten me.", you countered. If he wanted to play Cat puns, y'all would play Cat puns. He laughed and brought out his staff.
"I'd love to stay and but I'm out patrolling with LB."
Throughout the week, you would come across Cat and make a pun. So far he was in the lead by one point. There had to be a prize for this, you decided.
You were currently at home, working on a new Wattpad story. You were asking your followers what some good Cat puns would be. Here were some of the replies:
Suddenly there was a knock on your window. You went over to it and opened it. "Hey, Cat.", you greeted.
The superhero climbed in and smirked. "Hello, purrincess." Now he was ahead by two points.
You chuckled. "Hey I have an idea.", you started. Cat looked at you.
"What if we do this like a competition where the winner gets a reward of their choice?"
He thought about it and hid his smirk. "That doesn't sound too bad. Too bad it ends today." You thought back to the prep lies and cleared your throat.
"Well isn't that just cat-tastic?"
He gasped at your smirking form. you thought. "This is e-mew-sing. Please, do tell." You nudged off the fact that that last one didn't make sense.
"Any last words, Cat?" He thought about it for a moment before coming closer to your face. "Only four."
You looked at him confused. He chuckled before whispering into your ear, "Look at me meow." You were so confused.
"What?-"
"Look at me meow! Look at me meow! I won!"
You started laughing as he jumped up and down in victory. You started clapping to congratulate him. "Yay..."
"And now for my prize..."
You sighed as you went to grab the box of prizes you had until a pair of lips smashed onto yours. Your eyes widened as you found yourself kissing back. It lasted for a long time until you had to part for air.
Cat smirked and looked into your (E/c) eyes. "I have to say one more thing.", he said. You stayed silent, waiting for his new pun.
"Don't you know I'm the Cat's meow?"
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