Chapter 11: Chapter 9: 6 years later

After that Nightmare, I think that was a nightmare. I made food for them and let me tell ya they gobbled it up so fast, they aren't little kids are they the're little goblins. Anyways years flew by nothing much happened honestly we already were in the academy before the massacre happened. Over the years the 2 have gotten closer as brothers in fact they know every single thing about each other well except for the fact that Naruto holds the Kyuubi and is the son of the Yondaime. We also made a deal were they'll call me Nii san outside but Tou-san or Daddy inside since it would be embarrassing when said in public. I can't help but chuckle at their innocence. Although sometimes Sasuke would accidentally say daddy out in public earning him a few looks. Through out the years I've been on the low and I've tricked practically everyone, even Jiji. I mean I had a way to block his crystal ball thing that he probably uses to spy on the hot springs with Jiraiya. Also sometimes I catch him reading an Orange book and giggling perversely and blushing a little weird. I've been travelling the nations without anyone knowing going to the village hidden in the water falls to ask the kage to see if I can move Fu to Konoha. Of course they refused at first saying this is their weapon bla and bla, but when I brought up the things we'd give they immediately agreed, although it seems there leader will miss Fu and vice versa. When I brought her back to the village of course disguised as my anbu self Jiji told me to introduce her. When I said she was a Jinchuriki. He dropped his orange book and shouted at me as to how I got her I just shrugged as Jiji looked annoyed. When he brought this to the council they were in an uproar, Danzo immediately wanted to train her as a weapon they immediately quietened down when I flared my KI and said that she will be attending the academy and staying with me. Their was immediate protest but Jiji couldn't handle this shit anymore before handing the reins over too me. I said that they were merely advisers they do not have the final decision the Hokage does. The civilians like the idiots they are opened there mouth to say we represent the opinions of the village. I say'd yeah just opinions not decisions. That shut there mouths. When I introduced Fu to Sasuke and Naruto they welcomed her warmly. Then when I said since your living here and I adopted you, you have to call me daddy the look of pure horror on her face when she heard that she had to call her friend her dad it was hilarious. We compromised with the same deal I made with Sasuke and Naruto. Over the years Naruto still did pranks, Sasuke still wanted revenge on Itachi but he softened quite a lot to us not to anyone else sadly but it's improvement. I've been training Naruto, Fu and Sasuke a bit and let me tell you Sasuke was seriously happy when I said I'd train them a little. I warned Sasuke however that if he ever met Itachi have some rationality in his rage, he hesitated but agreed none the less. They are all mid Chuunin level, while I was at the level of Saninn. But they don't know that yet. The council tried to take Fu away a few times but I managed to stop them from turning her into a weapon. I also made some alliances with Mist helping out the rebels, Suna and Cloud. In the academy everyone surrounds Sasuke cause in class his pretty emo, while with Naruto everyone thinks his an idiot, me well they think that i'm pretty weird I mean I wear a clown mask when I'm out. This is currently the final years in the academy and everythings going well, though Fu seems awfully close to Shino better investigate that, Naruto for sure gotta pass, I'm going to pass but my grades I'm going to make average, Sasuke well he is going to show off. I'm talking to Hinata right now and every now and then she faints while looking pretty red. I think she's sick I don't know.