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Chapter 30: Ch.30

(3 hours later.)

I left the quirk and physical evaluation area with a pep in my step, I had done pretty well in kicking all the students of Class 1a's ass.

I was currently walking to the lunchroom for teachers because I was hungry, (I ain't starving myself to death, I would like to have some human needs, it's like taking a shit in the morning, one of the best feelings ever in my opinion. It's like that for me for eating.) I eventually arrived and opened the door to see that Shota had gotten there before I had.

"How?!" I said pointing at him with a surprised Pikachu face. He chuckled and just sipped at his coffee, "I know all the shortcuts Shikage." He said as if it explained everything.

"I ran away as soon as you said the class was over though?!" How did he get the time to catch up to me and get here before me?! Well… now that I have stepped foot here I can just teleport here but come on man! That shit is so weird!

He shrugged and continued to drink his coffee with an uncaring expression.

Mic came up from behind in an attempt to scare me but I saw him at the corner of my eye before, "Hizashi, stop, you ain't getting me like last time." I heard him sigh in defeat and sulk over to the table and take a seat, "That's unfair~!" He grumbles and I chuckle and walk over to the cabinet Nezu said he would Install for me and open it to see it is empty, I however already knew that.

I lift my hand to the cabinet and a small blue portal pops up a bunch of items dropped out of it and went into the cabinet, man I love having a storage space quirk.

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Quirk: Inventory |AN: Yes I know unoriginal|

Description: The user can hold various or multiple items of the same kind in a subspace dimension that doesn't move in time so you could put a hot cup of coffee in it and the coffee would stay fresh and hot forever as long as it was in the inventory. The user can put living people in the inventory but they have to be unconscious, the same goes for animals.

Note: The user has to extend their hand to summon the subspace portal and has to be touching the thing they want to store, this doesn't go for taking out the item they only need to think about what they want out and extend their arm outwards.

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I had put a bag of British tea bags and a variety of different snacks into the cabinet.

"If I see a single thing taken out of this cabinet there will be hell to pay," I said getting a nod from everyone in the room which was Aizawa, Mic, Ectoplasm, Cementoss, Midnight and Vlad King.

Power Loader and All Might were not here they did their own things at this time. And that dog dude was doing whatever he does at UA.

Midnight was sipping a cup of espresso coffee Vlad was eating a sandwich and Ectoplasm was reading a book, Cementoss was eating a salad.

You are probably asking yourself voices in my head, what do you think about Midnight? She is alright, she is cool but she ain't my type she only rocks the whole skin-tight suit thing because it's skin-tight. She has average tits and a nice ass but she just isn't my type, I respect anyone who likes her like that. But I like her as a person I ain't attracted to her, I don't know why… Maybe it's the whole BDSM thing?

She tried to flirt with me but I just laughed it off, I think she could tell I wasn't interested in her so she just treated me like a friend and I respect her for that.

That doesn't mean I don't want to get my dick wet it's just I ain't attracted to any women. In fact, I want to go rail the fuck out of Momo but that obviously isn't happening anytime soon, "Hey Nemuri, How do I get girls to fuck me?" She almost choked on her coffee and Vlad in fact did choke on his sandwich.

"Just be yourself kid? I mean look at you, I'm sure any girl would want to get into your pants." Aizawa laughs at this getting a raised eyebrow from everyone in the room.

"Not when he is shit at filtering." I dropped to the ground and started hitting it In embarrassment, "Shut up Shota!" I said with imaginary blood tears running down my face.

Midnight laughs at this and goes back to drinking her coffee now that she is finished answering me, she also has a newspaper in her hand while she is drinking her coffee.

I get up and sniff in sadness at having no bitches.

I grabbed a couple of teabags summoned a jug of hot water and a mug put the tea bag in with the water and waited for it to steep for a minute while stirring the water with the teabag and added two sugars and a bit of milk.

I sat down and sipped at my tea took out my phone and started to play this world's version of YouTube.

I had an Airpod In my ear so no one could hear what I was watching, I hated it when people could hear what was watching it made me embarrassed for some reason.

Maybe I should get a hobby or something?

If I did what could I even do? I don't want to sing because I like to listen to music not sing it, maybe I should write?

Hm… I do not know, I will think about it later.

My dad texted me asking how was work, I replied with 'Fine' and continued to enjoy my tea and the comfortable silence the room had drifted into.

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(AN)

By the way no one got expelled, So yeah.

I am trying to continue with the 1k chapters but it's whatever.

Hope you are enjoying it so far.

Bye!


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