giant puns

A bloodsucking mosquito with the soul of a student, seeking revenge, rose from being weak to powerful, step by step from this unassuming life planet 'Earth', becoming a powerful force in the entire universe! Literary version: Reborn as a larva, striving for self-improvement, and ultimately transforming into a terrifying giant mosquito. From then on, I roamed freely across the universe, traveling the vast universe's starry sky! Passionate version: You weak cosmic creatures! I'm using my mouthparts to consume the core nutrients of your mother star. What can you do about it? Funny version: You think I'm disgusting? You hate me because I suck blood? Want to swat me dead with one slap? Just wait, one day I'll stomp your house down!

There is always the desire to be the strongest, the fastest, the smartest, and to reach the apex of everything. To some, they believe that talent determines everything. To others, hard work is more important. For many to reach the apex of any field a combination of talent, hard work, and determination is needed. In a world where powerful demons, unkillable immortals, and strange monsters ran amok. Where human lives were treated on the same level as ants. Yoze, a young man who had transmigrated from Earth to this dangerous world could only rely on his hard work, strong will, and his cheat, the Second Best System to that makeup for his lack of talent and resources. With his desire to improve his family's life and his ambition to surpass human limits, he set his eyes on passing the Scholar exam as he took his first step toward dominating the world. Whether it was humans, demons, monsters, immortals, or gods they all were within his sights and would soon become a stepping stone for his rise to excellence. "You are a genius of 1000 years. Okay, I'm a genius of 900 years. I'll surpass you in three years." "You are the most talented runner in the world. That's okay, I'm fine with being the second most talented runner but I bet I can surpass you in three months." "Having the most talent doesn't mean anything unless you use it. You are born with talent. I earned it. You are afraid of demons while I cherish seeing every demon." Yoze smiled as he looked at the nine-headed immortal under his feet. "I heard that Immortals can't die. Let's test that rumor." As Yoze advanced on his journey he slowly discovered that there was no supreme power system or logic that this strange world followed. Whether the Spiritual Energy that the demons monopolized, the Crystal Energy that could create entire worlds, or the Inner Vigor that humans held close to their hearts. Yoze was determined to become the master of them all!

Giant alien beasts have invaded. The world is in chaos. Du Gang grows taller and taller, so tall that he can pluck the moon with a stretch of his hand! Grade 1 Ancient God (Meteor). Maximum Height: 10m. Grade 2 Ancient God (Comet). Maximum Height: 100m. Grade 3 Ancient God (Satellite). Maximum Height: 1,000m. Grade 4 Ancient God (Planet). Maximum Height: 10,000m. … "What happens if I keep growing taller?" "I beg you, stop making me grow taller. My head is about to touch the moon!" This book can also be known as "I Really Don't Want to Grow Taller", "I Can Pluck The Moon!", "The Planet Can't Fit Me!", "Earth is so Puny in front of Me!", "I Can Traverse the Solar System With One Step!" No female lead. Not a silly goody-two-shoes. Black-bellied and careful.

Hulk was a pro football player, a guy who loved nothing more than clutching a pigskin and barreling through the defense like a runaway freight train. He lived for the gridiron. But he never, in his wildest dreams, imagined he'd see a pair of nipples bigger than a football. He became a giant baby, reborn with a new name: Orion. Orion was the runt of the giant litter, the weakest of the bunch. But when he turned ten, something crazy happened. He saw a strange panel – that not only displayed his stats but also helped him level up. With the panel's help, and a whole lot of elbow grease, Orion led his giant tribe to become the most powerful in the Barren Mountains. He went from zero to hero, becoming a mighty Titan King. He was no longer the runt; he was the top dog.

Zhang Xiaohua was a washed-up artist who tragically passed away in a car accident after heroically saving a child’s life. After his death, Zhang Xiaohua’s soul was transmigrated into a parallel universe where the entertainment industry has become sluggish. With a group of small musicians, memories and just his wits about him, he is forced to create something for himself in his new environment, working hard to sustain himself and his mother, while also trying to regain control of his father's company. Follow his journey as he attempts to become a world-class entertainment mogul and conquer the entertainment world by storm. _____________________________________________ *Get the first volume of the book: Google Play-https://play.google.com/store/books/details?id=6KtjDwAAQBAJ Amazon - https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B07FDK6N1P *Get Volume 2 of the book: Amazon- https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07FZCSXY5 Google Play-https://play.google.com/store/books/details?id=87tmDwAAQBAJ Discord: https://discord.gg/TeTKhzp Get Some Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/huaxiang-entertainment _____________________________________________ Book Cover is by Yuumei Art who very kindly gave me permission to use it as my cover. She also has loads of other amazing pieces if you wanna check them out at: https://www.yuumeiart.com Why not try my new books: King Of The Pitch, Angel of Death and King of Film

Apa jadinya bila seseorang di sekolahnya menyandang dua status yang berbeda? Mampukah ia menjalani dua peran sekaligus sebagai pelajar dan juga seorang Babysitter? Dialah Juwita Kemala, seorang gadis cantik dan lugu dari desa. Jauh berbeda dengan kebanyakan siswa pada umumnya, di mana mereka menjalani masa-masa SMA dengan riang gembira, Juwita justeru mewarnai kisah SMA nya dengan berprofesi sebagai seorang Babysitter. Semua berawal ketika Juwita diminta untuk berangkat ke kota demi menggantikan pekerjaan ibunya sebagai pengasuh bayi. Bayi yang diasuh olehnya bukanlah sembarang bayi. Ia bernama Purie Winona Perkasa, seorang gadis cantik nan congkak yang menjadi pewaris tunggal keluarga pengusaha kaya raya. Purie dijuluki "Giant Baby" atau bayi besar oleh karena sikapnya yang manja dan kekanakan. Rupanya keberangkatan Juwita ke kota merupakan awal dari segala polemik baru dalam kehidupannya. Ia tidak hanya terlibat cinta segiempat dengan Purie, Junior, dan juga Jimmy. Kedatangannya ke kota juga secara tidak sengaja menjadikan Juwita sebagai saksi kunci, yang mampu menguak tabir kelam kematian sang ibu dari Junior dan juga Jimmy. Junior Emerald Adi dan Jimmy Kelana Adi merupakan kakak-beradik yang juga berasal dari keluarga pengusaha ternama. Meski keduanya memiliki hubungan darah dan paras yang sama-sama tampan, namun sikap keduanya sangatlah jauh berbeda. Junior merupakan adik bungsu yang erat dengan julukan "Trouble Maker". Sementara Jimmy adalah kakak sulung yang tenang dan bijaksana. Keduanya mulai memasuki kehidupan Juwita maupun Purie ketika terlibat perjodohan antar keluarga pengusaha ternama tersebut. Layaknya seorang pelayan dengan putri raja, mampukah Juwita bersaing dengan Purie untuk mendapatkan pangeran hatinya? Mampukah ia meraih kebahagiaan dalam menjalani perannya sebagai pelajar sekaligus seorang babysitter? Pada siapakah sebenarnya perjodohan tersebut diperuntukkan? Kisah tentang masa-masa SMA yang berbeda! Tidak hanya dibumbui oleh kisah percintaan, tetapi juga tentang kerja keras, pengorbanan, persahabatan, dan juga balas dendam.

The narrative unfolds in the bustling cityscape, where the protagonist, armed with financial acumen, ventures into the intricate world of asset management. Against the backdrop of capital wrestling, the story weaves a tale of strategic maneuvers and calculated risks. As the protagonist navigates the labyrinth of financial markets, the narrative transcends mere monetary transactions. Simple words become formidable warriors, and the rules etched in the chest morph into eighteen weapons, symbolizing the complexities of this war without gunpowder. The protagonist's journey, starting with a modest capital of 100,000, mirrors the real-world challenges faced by those striving for success in the fast-paced realm of investment. From the gritty streets to the establishment of "Tiansheng Capital," the narrative captures the essence of ambition and relentless effort. The story not only delves into financial intricacies but also introduces near-future high-tech products, adding an element of speculative fiction. These products, unexplored in the present reality, hint at the intersection of urban commerce and cutting-edge technology. In the cold and calculated world of asset management, the protagonist emerges as a force to be reckoned with. The journey unfolds with a blend of tension, excitement, and the strategic dance of numbers. "Speaking of People" stands as a cool and captivating exploration of making money in the city, where every word becomes a weapon and every move carries the weight of financial destiny.

Wasteland Mercenary Reborn in a Nuclear Blast, with Giant Bloodline, Embarks Once Again on the Mercenary Journey! A tender cat-eared maiden, a gentle girl, a proud and romantic swordswoman, alongside a voluptuous mercenary tavern landlady, a sexy and intellectual mature woman mentor, and the domineering supporters of the Iron-blooded Empress, all stand before Field, the legendary mercenary. The pirate queen, braving the winds and waves, raises her sails for him... Field, the legendary mercenary, gazes at his girlfriends, each with contrasting personalities, with a troubled expression. Aren't the strong in this parallel world supposed to have multiple wives? How did it turn into a battlefield for him?

Chen Feng crossed into the world of lords. Others awakened as Elemental Lords, Martial Lords, Fierce Beast Lords, and Plant Lords... Instead, he became a Spectacle Lord. He obtained the spectacle construction map and automatically built the spectacle. "Build [Stone Formation] and recruit the Great Prophet first!" "Build [Sky Garden] and increase all resources ten thousand times!" "Build [Great Library], gaining domestic, diplomatic, military, and technological talents!" "Build [Roman Colosseum], territorial livability is maxed!" "Build [Terracotta Warriors], 100,000 dead Qin soldiers to defend the territory!" "Build [Forbidden City], gaining 3,000 harem beauties!" Others were still struggling to resist the barbarians' attack. Chen Feng had already turned the wasteland into a museum of wonders! Spectacle might not be a good choice, but he was taking culture to the next level!

Justin, a gamer with a head full of fantastical worlds, never expected his average life to end in a glitch. Yet, death wasn't the final screen. He awakens colossal, reborn as a Rouge Giant - a towering anomaly in a world teetering on the brink of chaos. This isn't a game. Magic crackles in the air, technology clashes with ancient sorcery, and colossal mechs bestride the battlefield. Demigods vie for power, while forgotten gods stir in their slumber. Justin, adrift in this bizarre reality, has a spark of familiarity. His memories of anime, manga, and video games become an unexpected compass. Can he leverage his pop-culture knowledge to navigate a world where martial arts bend reality and technology pushes the boundaries of the divine? Join Justin on his epic odyssey to unravel the mystery of his transformation. Will he become the strongest being in this world, or will he be consumed by its unforgiving chaos? The line between hero and villain blurs in this unique tale of a gamer reborn in a world unlike any he's ever imagined. (A.N hi guys it's my first time making a novel and I hope you liked it please follow me and please share my work) (so I can watch my novel become a webtoon,manga.manhua or manhwa, because that is one of my dreams) (and please support me with power stones as well please)