hillbilly eulogy

Reeves(subject 226) part of Earth's resistance faction was giving a one way ticket to Isekai world by a mutated swamp anaconda. Normally in this circumstances one would expect a gold finger, a cheat like ability that would give one absolute power and capabilities to bitch slap various young masters (even their father's father included), bragging rights to have no less than six kingdom destroying beauties, forming a harem that would make you enemy NO.1 in every otaku's book, plot armour so thick even batman wishes he had, heavenly defying luck that can win you the Lottery without you even trying(just to name a few) But boy did reality kick him in the balls hard. Follow him on his struggles to find peace in this new hell hole of a world, follow him on his eulogy. ______________________________________________ Random thought: (batman has the thickest plot armour ever known to man your sus if you think am wrong)

When a mysterious ritual transports a group of unsuspecting individuals to the world of Tamariea, they find themselves in the midst of a kingdom desperate for heroes. Among them is an unassuming hillbilly named Joshua, who, rather than being bewildered by his new surroundings, seems more interested in his moonshine and shotgun. As the kingdom's leaders try to rally the newcomers to their cause, Joshua's down-to-earth attitude and formidable weapon make him stand out. From confronting bandits to navigating the intricacies of a new world, Joshua's adventures are just beginning. But in a land filled with magic, knights, and otherworldly creatures, it's his shotgun and unique perspective that might just make the difference. ------------------------------------------------------ I came up with this idea while my buddy was playing Blade and Sorcery with a gun mod. He evaporated an axe wielder with a M97 and made a Kurt Kobain joke in a HillBilly accent Leading to this somewhat of a shitpost story of a well-educated Hill Billy blasting and drinking his way through another world. Thanks to my Buddy Atomic for the awesome Blurb and helping me with chapter 4 and other things. I decided to Re upload this from Wattpad to Here i take a while to get chapters out and i wanted to see if it would be popular in other sites.

SENSITIVE TOPIC TRIGGER WARNING ⚠️ : novel ini mengandung religious trauma, self harm, depression, sexual harrasment, su!c!dal. jika ada yang dari salah satu kata diatas yang dapat menyebabkan trigger mohon untuk tidak membaca nya jika tidak nyaman terimakasih. arthur adalah seorang anak remaja yang menyukai seni. itu semua berubah saat dia memasuki jenjang smp, dimana dia masuk ke sekolah agama islam khusus laki laki..

While the heart still beats, continue moving forward, even if life is as dark as the deepest cave. While we are breathing, life must go on, no giving up. While still living, find the meaning and purpose of life. Five powerful kingdoms fight each other; having conflicts and wars for pride, power and honor. This novel speaks of the peculiar adventure of Journey, who joined the Kalonian force, is known as one of the strongest soldiers to exist yet remained in her rank in the military. Throughout her life, she always carry memories from her past, what memories could they be? Even though she's stuck on her past, she must continue to move forward. Who knows what troubles are ahead of Journey? What fate has arranged for Journey?

The future of mankind rests in Noe's hands. Having faced brutal bullying throughout his life, Noe is sent to a boarding school where his luck takes a sudden turn for the fantastical. Planet Earth, 2075. Humanity is hanging by a thread after World War Three rendered the globe inhabitable. With the introduction of angels, demons and realms unknown, will Noe play a hand in saving humanity or let the humans that mistreated him burn beneath his flames? To destroy the World or save it? That is the question. Excerpt: Like a demon of destruction, Noe snaps. His vision blurs and dissipates, scattered like glass beads across cement. When he comes to, he is no longer watching the scene but is at its epicenter, soaking in a pool of purple blood, maroon cadavers strewn across the ground. Every centimeter of the hall is covered in gore - except for Mr. Henderson, whose eyes, wide-blown in astonishment... and horror, are captivated by Noe's neck. Looking down at himself, Noe sees thousands of black feathers have sprouted out from his own flesh. They tingle at the root and shudder as he breathes, as if leaves clinging to a tree in winter. Blood coats his every morsel. Springing his now grey fingertips onto his neck, Noe perceives what feels like the head of a purple hyacinth wrapped around it, its ribbon-like strands interlocking and jetting as if growing from his voice box. Touching his face, porcelain-smooth, painted by blood, marble skin appears unbreakable. It was all for first love. —- Discord: SEP1A#9769 Cover Art: raazu692 | Fiverr

I could hear the din from the bar as I exited my SUV and I was still almost a block away. What a shame! I knew from long experience that would change as soon as my foot crossed the threshold. I tend to have that effect on people. I’m six feet six inches tall and I weigh an even 250 pounds—all of it broad shouldered muscle. My Body Mass Index at my last physical was less than four percent. My light brown hair is styled exactly the way it’s been for the past fifteen years—ever since I first joined the Navy. Sure enough, no sooner had I taken my first step into the bar than the noise died. When I turned left and stepped up to the bar the people there couldn’t back away fast enough. I took a stool in the middle of the empty space and sat down, waiting for the bartender to approach. “I’m not looking for any trouble.” “Good…neither am I. Give me a ginger ale.” He reached under the bar for a glass and some ice. Twenty seconds later he slid the glass in my direction. I pulled a fiver from my pocket and dropped it on the bar. He ignored it and walked away to draw a few beers and pour some wine. It looked to me like this was a pretty cheap crowd. Checking up and down the bar all I could see were longnecks and drafts. I reached into the lower left pocket of my cargo pants. Like almost everything else I was wearing they were a true deep navy blue. My heavy shoes were black as was my wide belt. My belt said as much about me as the bold white lettering across my chest. Just below the American flag over my heart were the letters that were my life—U. S. MARSHAL. On my right hip was my nickel plated .44 Magnum Colt Python, just behind two speed loaders in addition to the twenty-four rounds on the belt. On my left hip was my ASP Talon baton—every bit as deadly a weapon in my hands as the revolver. A pouch at the back of my right hip held my stainless steel handcuffs and its partner on the opposite side held my radio—my link to my backup team. I placed the photo flat on the bar as the bartender returned to me. “I’ll have another,” I said in a loud voice, continuing so I wouldn’t be overheard. “Don’t pick it up and don’t make a production of looking at it. I’ve been told that he comes here a lot. Is he here tonight? If he is and he escapes because you’ve given me away I’ll see to it that you’re arrested for obstruction of justice.” He gulped a few times but did as he was told, nodding slightly in response. I continued almost at a whisper. “If my nose is pointing to twelve o’clock, my right ear to three, the back of my head to six, and my left ear to nine, tell me where he is. Again, don’t point or do anything obvious and we’ll be fine.” He pretended to wipe the bar as he whispered, “About 4:30 with his back to you.” I picked up the reflection in the mirror then asked, “Red shirt with black and white stripes, looking away from me?” He nodded again. Now, in my normal tone of voice I asked, “Where’s the men’s room?”

Sahila, Dia tidak secerdas Kaelyn yang selalu menjadi juara kelas, tidak juga sehebat Laras yang bisa melakukan segala hal dengan baik, atau secantik Berliana yang wajahnya bagaikan bidadari turun dari kayangan, juga tidak sekuat dan seberani Nabila yang bisa menghadapi segala situasi. Tapi, Sahila selalu memiliki mimpi yang sama sejak dulu. Seperti terlahir memang untuk mencapai mimpinya dan bekerja keras untuk melakukan yang dia inginkan. Sahila ingin menjadi bintang, bukan bintang di langit, melainkan seorang bintang yang muncul di layar kaca penuh percaya diri dan kharisma. Dan perjalanan awalnya menuju karir yang sudah dia dambakan di mulai lewat acara "I Can Because of You", sebuah ajang pembentukan grup band wanita yang bersaing dari ribuan peserta pelatihan dan dipilih menjadi 108 orang hingga akhirnya menjadi sebuah grup yang terdiri hanya 9 orang saja. Selama persaingan itu Sahila akan di karantina dan bekerja keras berkali lipat lebih agar bisa menjadi yang terbaik. Tapi tahukah kalian apa yang lebih mencengangkan dari itu? Sahila memiliki sebuah rahasia yang sudah disimpan nya sejak lama, dan itu adalah "pacar rahasianya" yang jika identitas nya terkuak mungkin akan terjadi kekacauan besar, di tambah saat dirinya mengikuti acara I Can Because of You secara tidak di sadari ia menjadi dekat dengan seorang prja yang bisa di bilang memiliki pengaruh besar. Jika rahasia dan kedekatan nya dengan pria-pria itu terkuak, apa yang akan terjadi? Kehidupan yang sering menjadi dambaan semua wanita yang di kelilingi banyak pria tampan dan terkenal, satu-satunya orang beruntung itu adalah Sahila. Dan dia mulai berada di ambang kebingungan. • • • Aku bikin cerita ini karena terinspirasi dari acara "Youth With You Season 2" yang salah satu mentor disana adalah Lisa Blackpink. Aku harap cerita ini bisa bikin para pembaca terhibur.

"What a time to live" Yes, we all are entitled to our deferent opinions. But however, the value of this book is based on bringing out the truth and reality of some of the basic things that would've help our homes and society grow. But we have failed in doing this simple things. But in this book (A Child With a Child), brings the lesson to each and every one of us. "A young girl," full of brightness was deemed by her own parents. Alright, after the cover page. Read till the end.

Evan was the CEO of his father's company Heretage Enterprises and was forced by his parents to marry his mother's friend's first daughter after the death of his lover which led him to shut everyone out of his life for 6 months even his parents too. He hated his arranged wife because she was obsessed with him and when he found out that she was involved in his lover's death he hated her more. But his fate was not with her. He was fated to marry her sister instead and from there the event took a turn. He was possessive and controlling and hated his wife because of her sister, he was determined to make her life miserable while his wife turned out to be independent and feisty. She hated him thinking that her sister's tragic death was caused and plotted by him. She agreed to marry him only to hate him for the rest of her life but she has yet to confront him about her sister's tragic death. Their relationship was strained and difficult full of bittersweet but yet in the end both find at each other arms and embrace. This is my first ever Webnovel story so if I have any mistakes and mostly English is not my first language so don't come after me. If you are a person who doesn't tolerate any kind of grammar mistake then I suggest you not to read it but i will try to improve it... This story has been on my head for a long time and I pull it out from my imagination to reality... So the story is about Evan Lancaster who is very stubborn and dominant and Ella is not less from him she is feisty and independent. They have to marry each other because of their parents and all etc etc...So let's see their life journey and the mystery which will fold out... I don't claim any image or picture used in this story...credit to the rightful owners and source And I will try to update properly on time anyway pls give a lots of love to Evan and Ella if you like the story and don't forget to vote and comment. Now gonna walked off, bye. Start: 02-02-25 End: not yet confirmed

Curtis Jacobson is an agent for the ‘Order’, an organization that was created by Great Sages to uphold the modern-day peace of society. But what happens when a noble house of vampires is connected to a crime of reported case of sudden disappearances of young women? Join Curtis as he uncovers the secrets of a noble house of vampires and the secret that the ‘Order’ tries to seal within himself. Author here! I also have another pen name of 'Jules Dawn' and this my second story. Thank you for taking the time to read!