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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"
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An angel‘s road to hell

An angel‘s road to hell

What happens if the one transcendent being that cares for mortals fell and got a second chance in a world full of magic, intrigue and possibly even friendships? Does the past determine the future or are we all able to pick our own destiny? An angel, one of the two nigh immortal species in existence, has been hunted and killed by his own kind because he wasn’t prepared to watch silently while his people followed their own desires to whatever end. When, against all odds, he opened his eyes again, he was someone else, his past and powers hidden deep within him. On an ancient world, with advanced magic but medieval technology, he was reborn as Cassandra Pendragon, the youngest daughter of one of the five royal families on Boseiju, the home of the fox tribe, the kitsune. As she grew up, who she was and who she had been, started shaping her future. Forgotten friends and unknown enemies began knocking at her door and while she struggled to find her way between the past and the present, the winds of war were already blowing across her home. I‘ll try to publish at least 2 chapters a week, probably more. The first story arc is pretty much mapped out. Should be around 150 or 160 chapters for the first volume (it’s taking much longer than I expected) and the second one is nearly finished as well. Try it, it should be one hell of a ride. One more thing: the first two chapters are more or less a prologue and if you want to, you can skip them, I wouldn’t recommend it, though. The writing style as well as the perspective shifts dramatically, afterwards. As for trigger warnings: it’s going to get gory from time to time, and the MC often has to pay a toll in blood. Additionally there are -mildly- sexualised scenes, once in a while, but nothing graphic. Lastly, somewhen webnovel changed the description box from female lead to female oriented. It’s mandatory and I can’t change it either way but I have no clue if the book is catering male or female preferences. I hope the description above makes up for whatever confusion it might cause.
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What is 'burn baby burn tf2 fanfic' about?
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2024-11-02 02:53
Well, 'burn baby burn' gives the impression of something exciting or chaotic. In the context of a TF2 fanfic, it could be about a situation where the characters are in a really tough fight. Maybe there's a lot of destruction and high - energy action. For example, it could be about a battle between the two teams where the environment is on fire and the characters are fighting tooth and nail to win. It could also be about a character's personal journey within the game's world that has this 'burning' or intense aspect to it, like a character facing a really difficult challenge that they have to overcome with a lot of passion and determination.
Is 'burn baby burn tf2 fanfic' a popular one?
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2024-11-02 02:38
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Is Bright Burn a comic?
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2024-10-06 02:31
Yes, Bright Burn is a comic. It has gained some popularity among comic enthusiasts.
Is there a 'Bright Burn' comic?
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2024-10-06 01:44
I'm not sure. I haven't come across a 'Bright Burn' comic. Maybe it exists but isn't very popular yet.
To hell on earth or hell on earth?
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2024-09-21 20:02
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If one were to ask what cultivation was like, not to cover one's eyes with money, not to bend down for power, only to hope that the world would be peaceful forever, only to have no confusion in body and mind, cultivation was to cultivate one's heart... ---------------------------- " Fantasy: Celestial Emperor Special Effects, I Was Mistaken as the Huangtian Emperor " was a fantasy novel written by the author, April Zhizhi. The general plot of this novel was: Shen Tian had transmigrated to the fantasy world and became an ordinary individual cultivator. Fortunately, he had awakened the special effects system. Thus, Shen Tian embarked on a broken path of cultivation. " Unlocked temperament special effect [Blood Qi Furnace]. Effect: Blood Qi billows into the sky, forming a smoke furnace that covers the sky!" " Unlocked realm special effect [Heavenly Laws Embodiment]. Effect: Obtained 100,000-foot cosmic form, standing in the world!" " Unlocked attack special effect [Six Paths of Reincarnation]. Effect: Transforms the Yellow Springs of Heaven and Earth, and the Six Paths of Hell descend on the human world!" " Unlocked skill special effect [Self-transformation Technique]. Effect: He transforms time, he transforms invincibility, and he transforms eternity." Several years later, when the dark turmoil swept over, Shen Tian activated the character special effect, Huang Tiandi. All the races were shaken and the whole world cried bitterly,"Desolate is here! He has always been here!" Shen Tian was speechless. ---------------------------- My Apprentice Isn't Simple was a Xianxia novel written by the author, Gui Ye. The general plot of this novel was: Shen Ling had transmigrated into a book, a "Healing Text". How was it cured? It was just that in the grand finale, other than the female lead, all the other characters who appeared in the scene were gone. In order not to become cannon fodder for the plot, Shen Ling packed up and ran away, determined not to participate in a single cent of the plot. He opened a nameless shop and sold nameless items. He lived a relaxed life alone and took in a few disciples to teach. Until one day, she realized that her disciple was very likely to be cannon fodder in the plot… “…”。 ---------------------------- " Profiteer Training Plan " was a sci-fi time-travel novel written by the author, Gravity. The general plot of this novel was: After transmigrating, he accidentally entered the black-hearted firm. Shen Yu had no choice but to become a ruthless wish fulfillment machine. A mage who controlled the city, a fledgling candidate for the Demon King, a timid low-level goddess… Becoming a god, destroying the world, preaching… Traveling through billions of worlds, Shen Yu did his best to help his clients realize their wishes, but he was only willing to collect a negligible reward to make a living. But why, why am I still called a profiteer? Shen Yu took all his client's belongings and sighed as he looked at the stars in the sky. ---------------------------- " The entire immortal world forces me to fall in love " was a novel by author Shi Zhao L. The general plot of this novel was: Shen Shuangyu only wanted to cultivate, but the entire immortal world forced her to fall in love. "I'm sorry, fellow immortals. I cultivate the Heartless Dao." Those who spoil my Dao, scram to the side! Fine version: "Immortal Shen! Quickly control your good disciple! The immortal world is about to be overturned!" As soon as she left the mountain, Shen Shuangyu learned that the obedient and sensible little disciple in her memory had turned into a demon. Yes! What happened? Was he too serious in his cultivation? The dark-skinned little disciple suddenly rushed up and hugged her as she cried,"Master, I miss you so much!" Shen Shuangyu,"Huh?" What was going on? Shen Shuangyu cultivated the Heartless Dao, but her little disciple was trapped by love and even went berserk. Taking advantage of the fact that this little disciple still had some master-disciple relationship, Shen Shuangyu decided to pull him along to cultivate the Heartless Dao. However, this stupid disciple refused no matter what and insisted on becoming the Demon Lord. The immortals thought to themselves,"Can you do something about it?" Shen Shuangyu: " I can't do anything about it. I'm going to cultivate." All the immortals said,"No!" If you leave, who will care about that demon? Little Disciple: Control me! Shen Shuangyu was speechless. He just wanted to cultivate, how could he expect to be opposed by all immortals? In this day and age, was it wrong to cultivate? The straight female immortal who was focused on cultivating and had a cold heart on the outside vs. the love-minded, affectionate, white-cut, black-skinned disciple. ---------------------------- How Did I Become a Buddha was a Xianxia fantasy novel written by the author, Swordsman How. The general plot of the novel was: Xuan Jing accidentally discovered that among the tens of thousands of Buddhist scriptures in this world, there was no Prajna Paramita Sutra, Diamond Sutra, or Lankaya Sutra…Thus, he became a Buddha. "To be honest, I really don't want to become a Buddha." " Because I have a great and far-reaching wish-to renounce asceticism." Also known as: How Can I Be the Reincarnation of Buddha, This Monk Is Something. ---------------------------- The book," Not enough stats, so all my Comprehension points were increased " was a fantasy novel written by the author, Mu Yihuo. The general plot of this novel was: In the world of martial dao, experts were as common as the clouds, and the lives of ordinary people were like grass. Shen Cong used his humble body to strengthen his comprehension of martial arts. Speed up cultivation, fusion of cultivation techniques, photographic memory, self-created martial arts…With the principle of not coming out of the mountain until he was invincible, Shen Cong had quietly lived in the human world for ten thousand years. As time passed, the world changed. The orphan who had lost his father became the ancestor of the Demon Sect. The girl-next-door became a noble. The young fox he raised unified the Demon Realm. The old man he saved opened the Heavenly Gate with his sword…As for Shen Cong, he had already been named after countless Great Emperors! ---------------------------- My Senior Apprentice Sister Is the Great Demon Lord was a fantasy immortal cultivation novel written by the author, Xin You Wan Ren. The general plot of this novel was: The new Xianxia book," The Immortality of My Cultivation ", traveled through the Xianxia world. Shen Mu became a probationary disciple of a righteous sect and could use the system to offset the side effects of the demonic cultivation method. However, as a disciple of a famous righteous sect, where could he get a demonic path cultivation method? Until Shen Mu met his senior sister. Junior Brother Shen Mu, let's practice a new lesson today. I've already found the textbook for you. It's called Blood Refinement Scripture. " Junior Brother, I had a feeling when I observed the stars last night, so I wrote a technique and named it the Stellar Destruction Art. Quickly try it out!" " Junior Brother…" Shen Mu said," My Senior Sister is too good to me!" ---------------------------- " The World of Spiritual Sword " was a Xianxia-Cultivation Civilization novel written by the author, Chen Wuse. The general plot of this novel was: The good-for-nothing Young Master Shen had been expelled from the family, and he had roamed the world alone with a sword in order to become stronger and unravel the secrets of the past!
The correct way to burn incense
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2025-01-07 03:37
The correct way to burn incense was to light the incense with the head facing down with the left hand holding the incense stick. One could recite the incense incantation: " Often burn the incense in the heart, get great peace." If the incense accidentally ignited the open fire, it was forbidden to blow it out with the mouth. Just fan it with your right hand or shake it to extinguish the open fire. Then, he used his left thumb and index finger to pinch the upper end of the incense stick, and his right thumb and index finger to pinch the lower end of the incense stick. Then, he placed the incense stick in front of his chest and bowed three times.
Sky-burn Sword Emperor
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2024-12-17 08:22
The Burning Sky Sword Emperor was a fantasy novel written by the author, Thousand Horsemen. The story was about a young man who accidentally transmigrated to another world and obtained the help of a beautiful golden finger, Dream Fairy. He opened the path of cultivation and defeated all the enemies in the world. The novel's plot was full of ups and downs, and it was thrilling. It was loved by the readers. The specific chapters and plot content could only be understood by reading the novel.
Is it acceptable to burn romance novel?
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2024-12-13 05:29
No, it's not acceptable. Romance novels are works of literature. Even if you don't like them, they may be precious to others. Burning books is a form of destruction of cultural works.
What is a'slow burn fanfic'?
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2024-12-04 11:19
A'slow burn fanfic' is fan - made writing that emphasizes a slow - to - develop relationship. In this kind of fanfic, the plot doesn't rush into big revelations or instant relationships. The writer painstakingly crafts the story so that the relationship between the characters unfolds bit by bit. This could involve a lot of little moments of connection, like shared glances, small acts of kindness, and slowly increasing conversations. It's a great way to really explore the nuances of character interactions and build up a lot of anticipation for what's going to happen between them.
Is it acceptable to burn fiction book?
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2024-11-28 15:35
No, it is not acceptable. Fiction books are works of art and literature. They contain stories, ideas, and creativity that are valuable. Even if you don't like a particular fiction book, there are better ways to deal with it, such as donating it to a library, school or giving it away to someone who might enjoy it.
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