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Chuck Norris a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck in his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort for a girl to love. Every time he is about to get laid some weird twist of fate gets him. He later comes to know that the world is not so simple, as he witnesses the world of the supernatural and gods. Meeting the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, Chuck walks his own sex, obscene and adultery, becoming a king of Porn, as a Porn God. Story Short scene: So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no, and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystallized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulation for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m a Goddess, hehe.
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if only things were as easy as God had planned. during creation, God had created 9 worlds with various species to habit it while creating a TREE to govern them. it was said to be the most beautiful tree among all God had created and as such every species created where deprived the right to eat from it and among those species were Man who later on Disobeyed. God felt heartbroken and angered but he couldn't destroy all he had created but instead left man punishment to the hands of the Tree later known to man as "THE WORLD TREE" and to others as "YGGDRASIL" while he sealed up the heavens and just watch from above. Feeling angered towards man for stealing from its precious fruit the TREE sought out all means necessary to retrieve back the long lost fruit that had been eaten which had contained substance later known as Mana had change the genetic structures of some of the humans giving them magic powers or ability after birth while those who werent blessed with powers became the regular among the others. Before man decided to give birth, the tree had meet up with other species from other worlds since it was link to them and entice them with his fruit of magic, those that fell became its pawn and those that didnt ignored but what they expected were different until man gave birth to it first child which came about the first dungeon. History has it that it took 500 years after mans population had grown spontaneously to even shut down one of the oldest dungeons after countless outbreak that almost made the human species extinct. It was at that period a prophecy came into the ears of every race and those who knew began preparing for the future while those who knew and where working for YGGDRASIL became willing to secretly kill the child of prophecy while hiding most of all the truths of the past from reality. Meanwhile at this present age the so called child of prophecy had began to live his life just to make sure that he survives with his kid sister and those he made friends with while he secretly questions his lost of memories and lack of ability. but things changed after he came face to face with death... →→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→ →→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→
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Is Ellen and Portia's relationship in ellen and portia true love fanfiction inspiring?
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2024-11-14 22:27
Well, it can be inspiring in many ways. Fanfiction allows the exploration of their relationship in various scenarios. It could show how their love grows over time or how they handle differences. In some fanfictions, they might be shown as a power couple that stands up for each other and for what they believe in. This can be a great source of inspiration, especially for those who look up to them as a couple.
Who is Natalie Nelson in 'natalie nelson the school story'?
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2024-10-30 17:56
Natalie Nelson in 'natalie nelson the school story' is likely the central figure. She could be a girl who has a unique personality. Maybe she's really smart or really creative. Since it's a school story, she's most likely a student who experiences all kinds of things in school, like making friends, having rivalries, and learning important life lessons.
Who is Ms Nelson in 'Ms Nelson Telling Stories'?
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2024-10-30 11:08
I'm not sure who exactly Ms Nelson is without more context. She could be a teacher, a storyteller in a community, or just an ordinary person known for her storytelling skills.
Nelson's column
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2024-12-27 01:50
Nelson's Pillar was a memorial column in Trafalgar Square, London. It was 51.59 meters high and was dedicated to Admiral Horacio Nelson, who died in the 1805 Battle of Trafalgar. Nelson's Monument was built between 1840 and 1843, designed by William Lytton at a cost of 47,000 pounds and made of Dartmoor granite. At the top of the column was an 18-foot-tall statue of Nelson, with four bronze lions at its base designed by Sir Edwin Lanseer. There were four bronze embossed at the bottom of Nelson's memorial column, depicting the Battle of Cape St. Vincent, the Battle of the Nile Estuarine, the Battle of Denmark, and the Battle of Trafalgar, which led to his death. Nelson's Pillar was an important landmark in London's Trafalgar Square and one of the must-see attractions for tourists.
My Time at Portia Post - Story: What are the most memorable events in the post - story of My Time at Portia?
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2024-11-10 11:45
One of the most memorable events is the further development of relationships with the townsfolk. You get to see how your actions during the main story have truly impacted them. For example, some characters might open up new quests or offer special items as a sign of their gratitude. Another great part is exploring the areas that were previously inaccessible. These new areas often hold rare resources and unique creatures, which makes the exploration aspect even more exciting.
What are the most popular Nelson DeMille novels in the list of Nelson DeMille novels?
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2024-11-14 01:16
I think 'The Lion's Game' is very popular. It has an exciting plot with a lot of action and suspense. The cat - and - mouse game between the characters is really engaging.
Tell the story of Bassanio and Portia's love.
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2024-12-08 19:43
Bassanio and Portia's love story is a classic one. Bassanio, a young Venetian nobleman, wishes to court Portia, a wealthy heiress. Portia's father has set a test for her suitors by having them choose among three caskets - one of gold, one of silver, and one of lead. Bassanio, guided by his true love for Portia rather than greed, chooses the lead casket and wins Portia's hand. Their love then endures through various trials and challenges, including Bassanio's debt to Shylock. Overall, their love is a tale of true love triumphing over materialism and difficulties.
Are Portia Hunt's romance novels popular?
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2024-11-19 19:24
I'm not entirely sure how popular they are in general. However, among some romance novel enthusiasts, they might be quite well - liked.
Tell me the Portia Modise sad story.
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2024-11-10 17:54
I'm not sure specifically which 'Portia Modise sad story' you are referring to. There could be many people named Portia Modise. Can you give some more details?
How long is the story in My Time at Portia?
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2024-10-15 02:13
The story in My Time at Portia doesn't have a set length. It's up to you. Some players finish the core story in 30-40 hours, while others take their time and spend much longer enjoying the world and all it has to offer.
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