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Alaia was once a princess in the Kindom of Floria but her older brother Prince Julian and the queen committed treason, resulting in the death of the king, her older brother Prince Easton and herself. Ruth, an exiled angel, heard and responded to her cries and gave up her own life and powers to give Alaia another chance to live with the sole purpose of avenging her brother and father. Alaia hid in a forest outside the Kingdom of Floria, wearing a beast mask to conceal her identity. Alaia will meet a peasant who came from the Kingdom of Carval. The peasant and his pregnant wife were being chased by bandits. Alaia helped them but she asked for the child, still in the peasant's wife's womb, as the payment. When the child turns 18, Alaia will take her away from them without any plan of what she will do with the child. Seventeen years quickly passed, and Alaia still hasn't avenged her brother and father. She learned that King Julian's son, Prince Owen will soon get married to a woman named Maria Holmes. Recognizing Maria's parents and remembering her agreement with the peasant, Alaia became infuriated at the familiar feeling of betrayal. She showed up at Prince Julian and Maria's wedding to take Maria away from them. Maria thought that the situation is just the same as in the famous children's book, Beauty and the Beast, but it was not. Alaia didn't take her because she needs help lifting a curse. She doesn't need a true love's kiss. She just took Maria to enslave her. Maria maybe is a beauty, but Alaia isn't a beast, just a person wearing a beast mask.

A love story between Careless Whisper and Farty McSniffer. Lots of cliffhangers... Updates not stable. Read at your own risk. Cover not mine.

eat beans and stay woke

this is the Tale of a Boy who wants to never have embarrassing farts again

I'm just an ordinary mom, trying to do my job as a trash collector picking out trash one day when a man rudely threw a can at my head instead of the bin. "Hey! What are you doing?! The trash bin is next to me so how could you throw in my direction?!" I scolded the young man for his ignorance and I just heard him laugh, as if treating my words as a joke. "Shut up old lady, you're just a trash collector. Isn't your job collecting trash and all that? I suggest do your job or I'll make sure to report you and then you'll have no job at all." He took out his phone to record what was happening and out of instinct I smacked it out of his hands. "Hey that's the latest model! You'll pay for that-!" He was about to raise his hands to hit me when two men in black suits stopped him. "Call the boss and report immediately. The madam is injured I repeat the madam is injured." He kept repeating a code and I knew immediately what was about to happen next. "...I have to go." "Madam you're not going anywhere." ...

Truck Kun? Check. Being reborn in a novel? Check. Being a side character? Check. Having a system? Check. Dying by fart? Che- wait what- In a world where the laws of the universe take a coffee break, and the ridiculous knows no bounds, "That Time I Got Killed By a Fart" is a one of a kind Eastern fantasy novel that'll leave you gasping for breath (no, not from the flatulence). Meet Ye Qing, your not-so-average protagonist, who thought her life was as ordinary as they come. That is, until the day she found herself inside the pages of a novel, no less. Talk about a plot twist! She's not even the main character; she's one of those side characters, a classic cannon fodder destined to meet her demise in the most outrageous manner possible—a fatal fart, courtesy of the female lead, who happens to possess a truly "windy" superpower (Gross). But here's the kicker: Ye Qing isn't just another victim of the absurdity that is her newfound existence. No, she's got a secret weapon up her sleeve—or rather, a secret system in her head. With the Heaven System's powers at her disposal, she's ready to turn the tables on destiny, even if it means facing down the dreaded flatulence head-on. Buckle up for a rollercoaster ride through a world where martial arts sects are as serious as they are hilarious, where mythical creatures and bizarre powers are the norm, and where fart reigns supreme. Get ready to laugh, cheer, and gasp (for all the right reasons) as Ye Qing tackles the strangest of fates in "That Time I Got Killed By a Fart."

Silly thoughts and things i had/did when i was a kid

Isang misteryosong lagusan ang bigla na lamang gumimbal sa tahimik na pamumuhay ng mga mamamayan sa mundo ng Albion. Nababalutan ito ng itim na mahika at aura na nagdudulot ng matinding panganib. Dahil dito ay agad na tinipon ni Haring Qesien ang pinakamalalakas na mandirigma sa kanilang mundo. Sa pangunguna ni Prinsipe Astro, ay naglakbay na sila patungo sa Camptarel Haven. Misyon nila na masugpo ang kadiliman, at tuluyang maisara ang lagusan. Sa hindi inaasahang pagkakataon ay napabilang si Trese sa grupong ito. Isa lamang siya sa libo-libong mga alipin na pinagkaitan ng lakas sa mundo na punong-puno ng hiwaga at mahika. Ganoon pa man ay nanatili siyang mapagkumbaba at may pagmamalasakit sa kapwa. Ginawa ni Trese ang lahat, makasama lamang ang lalaking itinitibok ng kaniyang damdamin. Ngunit sadyang malupit sa kaniya ang tadhana. Sa pagbabalik ng mga naburang alaala, handa ba niyang isakripisyo ang mga mabibigat na tungkulin para lamang sa inaasam na kalayaan at kaligayahan? O babalik siya sa tunay niyang katauhan?

"I close my eyes to sense the storm welling inside me. The memories only grow vivid every night. I can still feel him here, somewhere inside my chest. He's like a virus to my system." Jasmine McRae is an introverted young adult. Her hobbies include reading, being sarcastic and listening to pop-punk music. Her personality fails to fit the mould and because of this, one flaw has long dominated her 18-year-old life. "ANTI-SOCIALISATION." The summer holidays a year ago changed a great deal about that, all thanks to a narcissistic, dynamic young boy called Casper Anderson. The journey they take is of thrill, passion and betrayal. All of which, leave Jasmine heartbroken and sleepless. Until he returns... *Warning- mild use of expletives. [I wrote this novel when I was 18 years old and had a divine passion for writing;- a passion I did not pursue. After 6 years, I'm going through the chapters to edit this story and put it back out into the world, as a memorandum of what once was.]

Constance Williams is a former Kindle Scout participant who has gain numerous votes on Facebook and also support in the Kindle’s Scout Authors community which has encouraged her writing even greater. She is a prolific writer indeed – has written over 24 books, and is snooping around as we speak, gathering information for another amazing story, just to share with you; her loyal and wonderful audience. “Love Overdose” “Flesh” “Struggles of the Hear” Are, just a few of the books that she has written. Constance, has worked across the border of several industries such as operating a restaurant, working as a medical technician in a doctor’s office and hospital, to teaching Social Studies and English in a community college. She presently has a Youtube Channel where she teaches English at the CXC (Caribbean Examination Council) level. You may visit her website to read excerpts from her books and leave your comments as well. Here is the link for doing so: www.ladycbooks.simplesite.com This story titled "Flesh" depicts the life of a child, barely two years old, whose mother had gone to the grave, leaving her with no known relatives. Needless to say, after spending over two months in the care of the States, a stranger eventually shows up claiming to be her nest of kin, her flesh and blood; and then he began demanding that he wanted custody of her! After carefully verifying his credentials, the States decided to hand over the child to him. From the time that decision was finalized, it had been nothing, but a cold, callous and cruel journey in hell for that child!