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Chuck Norris a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck in his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort for a girl to love. Every time he is about to get laid some weird twist of fate gets him. He later comes to know that the world is not so simple, as he witnesses the world of the supernatural and gods. Meeting the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, Chuck walks his own sex, obscene and adultery, becoming a king of Porn, as a Porn God. Story Short scene: So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no, and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystallized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulation for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m a Goddess, hehe.
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if only things were as easy as God had planned. during creation, God had created 9 worlds with various species to habit it while creating a TREE to govern them. it was said to be the most beautiful tree among all God had created and as such every species created where deprived the right to eat from it and among those species were Man who later on Disobeyed. God felt heartbroken and angered but he couldn't destroy all he had created but instead left man punishment to the hands of the Tree later known to man as "THE WORLD TREE" and to others as "YGGDRASIL" while he sealed up the heavens and just watch from above. Feeling angered towards man for stealing from its precious fruit the TREE sought out all means necessary to retrieve back the long lost fruit that had been eaten which had contained substance later known as Mana had change the genetic structures of some of the humans giving them magic powers or ability after birth while those who werent blessed with powers became the regular among the others. Before man decided to give birth, the tree had meet up with other species from other worlds since it was link to them and entice them with his fruit of magic, those that fell became its pawn and those that didnt ignored but what they expected were different until man gave birth to it first child which came about the first dungeon. History has it that it took 500 years after mans population had grown spontaneously to even shut down one of the oldest dungeons after countless outbreak that almost made the human species extinct. It was at that period a prophecy came into the ears of every race and those who knew began preparing for the future while those who knew and where working for YGGDRASIL became willing to secretly kill the child of prophecy while hiding most of all the truths of the past from reality. Meanwhile at this present age the so called child of prophecy had began to live his life just to make sure that he survives with his kid sister and those he made friends with while he secretly questions his lost of memories and lack of ability. but things changed after he came face to face with death... →→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→ →→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→
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Who can recommend a novel with the word 'carefree' in the title?
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2025-03-15 15:24
The following novels were named with the word "Xiaoyao" in their titles: "Siheyuan: I, He Yuzhu, Want to be Xiaoyao","Happy Life in the End of the World","Xiaoyao Record of Traversing the Wilderness","Xiaoyao Emperor Strikes the Land","Xiaoyao King of the Great Tang","The Legend of Kunpeng","Xiaoyao Ji","Summoning Beauty.A","Mountain and Sea Paradise","Exquisite Xiaoyao Journey","Xiaoyao Immortal from the Red Chamber Liaozhai","Immortal Cultivation Begins from the Spiritual Talisman System", and "Xiaoyao Liuzhu". Among them, the title of the novel,"Siheyuan: I, He Yuzhu, Want to Be Free and Unfettered", was especially mentioned. I hope you like this fairy's recommendation. Muah ~😗
There are many types of online novels, but why aren't there any mystery novels?
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2025-03-15 15:23
There were many types of online novels, but there were no mystery novels. It was probably because of the uniqueness and scarcity of mystery novels. Compared with other types of novels, detective novels are usually more difficult and complicated, requiring the reader to find clues in the story and infer the truth. This challenge made mystery novels a relatively small readership and a relatively rare genre. The creation of mystery novels was also more difficult. It required the author to have deep professional knowledge, rich experience, keen observation and logical thinking ability. Therefore, mystery novels were one of the reasons why mystery novels were difficult to be replaced by other types of novels. In summary, mystery novels were favored and sought after by readers because of their uniqueness and scarcity. Other types of novels might lose some readers and markets because of their overabundance.
When the female protagonist was pregnant, she was sent out as a hostage and was replaced by a liberal arts student as the second male lead.
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2025-03-15 15:23
This type of novel was generally called "Exchanging Pregnant Women". It usually described the female protagonist being sent out as a hostage during her pregnancy and then being attracted by other characters or involved in some complicated plot. This kind of novel often involved the emotional entanglements and twists of fate of female characters, as well as the emotional entanglements and competition between male characters. The plot is usually full of suspense and conflict. The reader can explore human nature and values through the fate and choices of the protagonist. In "Exchanging Pregnant Women," the liberal arts student was usually an important character. He/she often developed special feelings for the female lead and had a competitive relationship with the female lead. The role of a liberal arts student might describe his/her personality, background, life experience, etc. It might also involve the emotional entanglement between him/her and the male lead.
Drawing Sword 2
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2025-03-15 15:23
" Drawing Sword 2 " was a famous online novel that was first published in 2011. The novel tells the story of Li Yunlong, the leader of the Northeast China Anti-Japanese Coalition Army, and others carrying out missions behind the enemy lines during the Anti-Japanese War. From the perspective of the main characters such as Li Yunlong and Zhao Gang, the novel narrates a series of fierce battles against the Japanese army, the Kuomintang-Japanese army, and other anti-Japanese forces while they were carrying out their missions behind the enemy lines. At the same time, the novel also described the emotional entanglements between some characters, showing the unyielding spirit and strong will of the Chinese people during the Anti-Japanese War. The novel's plot was compact, the characters were vivid, and the description of the battle scenes was wonderful. It was loved and sought after by the majority of readers.
Can you recommend some good ancient sadistic novels that don't involve transmigration or the palace?
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2025-03-15 15:23
If you don't want to read ancient sadistic novels or palace novels, then I recommend the following two novels for you: "A Virtuous Husband's Guide" and "The Conspiracy of a Female Prince." The two novels were both time-travel novels, but there was no royal palace theme. They were filled with a relaxed and lively atmosphere. "A Virtuous Husband's Guide" told the story of the protagonist, Li Youran, who had transmigrated to the Zhu Shi Marquis's Mansion to become the Second Young Mistress. He tried to pursue his own happiness while staying away from the routine. "The Conspiracy of the Female Monarch" was about the path of revenge of the proud empress after her throne was taken away. She had to solve all the conspiracies around her and finally take back everything that belonged to her. I hope you like my recommendation. Muah ~
Seeking the bright light through the novel
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2025-03-15 15:22
The Ming Dynasty novels were stories where the protagonist traveled back to the Ming Dynasty. They usually involved history, politics, and character creation. The following are some examples of novels written in the open. I hope you like them: < Small Official of the Ming Dynasty >: It tells the story of a modern girl who accidentally transmigrated to the Ming Dynasty and became a small official, struggling in political struggles and emotional entanglements. 2." Return to the Ming Dynasty to be an Emperor ": It tells the story of a modern person who transmigrated to the Ming Dynasty and wanted to become an emperor, but he had to pay attention to the balance between politics and emotions. [3. The Advisor of the Prosperous Age: It tells the story of an ancient official who transmigrated to the Ming Dynasty and constantly improved himself in terms of politics and morality. 4 " Hua Qian Gu ": Although the novel is not set in the Ming Dynasty, its storyline and character creation are influenced by the culture of the Ming Dynasty. Therefore, it can be said that it is also a kind of Ming Dynasty novel. [5]" Knowing or Not Knowing, Should Be Green, Fat, Red, Skinny " tells the story of a woman's life in the Ming Dynasty, including marriage, family, politics, and other aspects.
What were the characteristics of the female protagonist in sadistic novels?
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2025-03-15 15:22
If you like the female protagonist to be smart, I strongly recommend "The Beauty of the Female Doctor: The Virtuous King Dotes on the Alluring Concubine". The female protagonist is a descendant of a 21st century Chinese medicine family. She is smart and beautiful, and her medical skills are superb. She has a silver needle in her hand. The family is proud of her. She was involved in a bloody Jianghu struggle in ancient times. The tempering of a strong woman made her smarter and smarter. In the intense interaction with the male lead, she reflected the intelligence and wit of the female lead. I hope you like this fairy's recommendation. Muah ~😗
09.10 I saw a fireworks magazine around the year 2000. Did I remember wrongly?
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2025-03-15 15:22
Hello, thank you for the information. According to what I know, the magazine published two issues in 2009 and 2010, mainly in fantasy, fantasy, science fiction, romance, urban, and other categories. If you remember the specific time frame or have other relevant information, please let me know again. I will try my best to provide you with a more accurate answer.
Can the certificate of the National College Student Organization and Management Competition add credits for innovation and entrepreneurs?
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2025-03-15 15:21
According to what I know, the certificate of the National College Student Organization and Management Ability Competition usually doesn't add credits for innovation and entrepreneurs. The credits for innovation and entrepreneurs were usually obtained during the process of college students 'self-employment. They needed to be applied for and recognized separately. However, if college students obtained excellent results in the competition, it might have a positive impact on their future business plans and job hunting. Therefore, college students could consider training their organizational management skills in the competition and apply them to their own business practices. In addition, the experience and knowledge gained from the competition could also provide guidance and support for college students 'innovation and entrepreneurs.
How did the Fugui in Yu Hua's novel Alive walk out of the battlefield alive? What was the meaning of life?
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2025-03-15 15:21
In Yu Hua's novel "To Live", Fu Gui was able to walk out of the battlefield alive because he had a strong family and a great father. Fugui's father died when he was young, but his mother raised him and provided him with shelter and support during his war. Fu Gui also had a sister who had helped her during the war. In addition, Fugui also experienced many misfortunes brought by the war, but he never gave up hope and faith. He met many kind people in the war, and they gave him strength and courage. In the end, Fu Gui successfully walked out of the battlefield and became the heir of a wealthy family. In Yu Hua's novels, the meaning of life was that people had firm faith and hope, and constantly pursued happiness and freedom. His experience in the war proved that even in the most difficult times, a person could remain optimistic and firm in his beliefs and finally get out of the predicament.
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