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In a world where martial artists reign supreme, strength is everything. Unfortunately, that logic doesn't apply to a certain Florida Man. Refined in the nuclear fallout wasteland, Leo was the strongest mutant alive. He carried an alien artifact, allowing him to exchange his lifespan for modern items. After 50,000 years of solitary life in a humanless world, he collected enough lifespan to transmigrate to another habitable world. Leo was later thrown into a mysterious planet. He soon discovered that his body produced radiation, and it mutated the surrounding plants and grasses. Worrying that he might ruin the beautiful planet, he chose to live in seclusion. Unfortunately, the local population soon discovered his existence, and a misunderstanding ensued.

In einer Welt, in der Kampfsportler die Oberhand haben, ist Stärke alles. Leider gilt diese Logik nicht für einen gewissen Florida Man. Leo war der stärkste lebende Mutant, der im nuklearen Brachland entwickelt wurde. Er trug ein außerirdisches Artefakt bei sich, das es ihm ermöglichte, seine Lebensspanne gegen moderne Gegenstände einzutauschen. Nach 50.000 Jahren einsamen Lebens in einer menschenleeren Welt hatte er genug Lebenszeit gesammelt, um in eine andere bewohnbare Welt zu transmigrieren. Leo wurde später auf einen geheimnisvollen Planeten geworfen. Bald entdeckte er, dass sein Körper Strahlung produzierte, die die umliegenden Pflanzen und Gräser mutieren ließ. Da er befürchtete, den schönen Planeten zu ruinieren, entschied er sich für ein Leben in der Abgeschiedenheit. Unglücklicherweise entdeckte die örtliche Bevölkerung bald seine Existenz, und es kam zu einem Missverständnis.

``` —En un mundo donde los artistas marciales reinan supremos, la fuerza es todo. Desafortunadamente, esa lógica no se aplica a cierto Hombre de Florida. —Refinado en el páramo de la lluvia nuclear, Leo era el mutante más fuerte vivo. Portaba un artefacto alienígena, que le permitía intercambiar su esperanza de vida por artículos modernos. Después de 50,000 años de vida solitaria en un mundo sin humanos, reunió suficiente esperanza de vida para transmigrar a otro mundo habitable. —Leo fue después arrojado a un misterioso planeta. Pronto descubrió que su cuerpo producía radiación, y mutaba las plantas y hierbas circundantes. Preocupado por arruinar el hermoso planeta, eligió vivir en reclusión. —Desafortunadamente, la población local pronto descubrió su existencia, y surgió un malentendido. ```

Felix Ariel, a typical Floridian, found himself transported to a mysterious kingdom in another world. However, a misunderstanding led to Felix accidentally killing the king, resulting in his untimely demise. Following this tragic event, Felix's spirit encountered a mysterious being who identified as Felix's ancestor. This entity claimed that Felix had been cursed by an unknown individual. For Felix's safety, the ancestor bestowed upon him a system for self-defense. Upon returning to Earth, Felix realized that he would be transmigrated to the alternate world at noon due to the lingering curse. To prepare for this unexpected transmigration, Felix relied on the system, which required him to gather oil and gold to enhance his abilities. Thus began Felix's quest in the other world. With his system, he brought firearms and an ambition to spread liberty... for prosperity and freedom. ... Author's note: I got burnt out after trying to write a serious, action-packed story. So, I guess I'll return to what I do best: writing a stupid comedy novel. Again, this is a satire story. Expect memes and stereotypes. Don't take anything seriously. Lastly, this story takes place after Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World. The MC is Leo's descendant. You don't need to read the previous novel to understand this story, but those who have will enjoy some easter eggs.

Mike Daniel has a story. A big story at that! He never knew his parents, but knew something of what they looked like. Adopted by a rich family at the age of twelve, knowing things like this don’t happen very often, he felt skeptical. Mike trusted nobody. When one day he was called into the principal’s office of his new school, he got news his new father had died. Something about his father's death didn’t seem like an accident, and it wasn’t. As Mike finds out some chilling facts about his new dad’s death that weren't given to him, he puts himself as the next victim. Can Mike survive the terrors that await him or is he going to be the next dead body in the ground?

Tras 1 año de trabajar para una empresa chilena, a Magallancito le ofrecen estudiar en una universidad de Florida, ¿Como reaccionara al enterarse que su luchadora femenina favorita de WWE vive cerca de su vecindario?

Who is the Florida Man who keeps popping up in the news? Is he one person or many? Follow the Florida Man on his mischief. Why does he do these things? Can he keep eluding the Ace Detective?

What would happen if you threw a Florida man into a world full of guilds, dungeons, nobility, and kingdoms? Faced with neverending tides of probkems and the stupidity of others, Nereus Freyer will be the first to find out. //A "cliche" story in a fantasy like setting. Updates will be erratic but will eventually settle down when there are more viewers. **WILL BE POSTED ON RoyalRoad AND WattPad. IF YOU SEE IT THERE, ITS MINE. For those wishing to help me write this story full time and other projects, join my Patre0n and help me pay rent. Patre0n.com/ShadowDrev Goal: $0/$2000

There is a beautiful woman in the Philippines whose job is as a painter, she loved a man and loved her too, and because of that love they got married, but when she got married, her husband changed and abused her. (She promised herself that she would never love again.) And because she was abused, she separated from her husband and went to Russia, a few years later she returned to the Philippines to face her ex-husband. But she did not know herself, that she would love her ex-husband friend, she was afraid to love again, she was hurt by the love given by her ex-husband. P.S Names, characters, places, and events may be the work of the author's imagination or mere fiction. Any resemblance to actual events or local or human, living or dead, is purely coincidental. PLAGIARISM is a CRIME!

Apa kejutan terbesar yang pernah terjadi dalam kehidupan mu? Nadhira mengalami hal itu. Sebuah kejutan yang sangat besar menghampiri hidupnya. Kejutan yang mengubah dirinya dari seseorang yang sebelumnya hanya memiliki mimpi kini dikelilingi penuh oleh materi. Perubahan hidup yang menjadi awal kesakitan nya. Kesakitan yang membuat Nadhira nyaris kehilangan impiannya. Bahkan karena itu dia harus merelakan cintanya.