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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"
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An angel‘s road to hell

An angel‘s road to hell

What happens if the one transcendent being that cares for mortals fell and got a second chance in a world full of magic, intrigue and possibly even friendships? Does the past determine the future or are we all able to pick our own destiny? An angel, one of the two nigh immortal species in existence, has been hunted and killed by his own kind because he wasn’t prepared to watch silently while his people followed their own desires to whatever end. When, against all odds, he opened his eyes again, he was someone else, his past and powers hidden deep within him. On an ancient world, with advanced magic but medieval technology, he was reborn as Cassandra Pendragon, the youngest daughter of one of the five royal families on Boseiju, the home of the fox tribe, the kitsune. As she grew up, who she was and who she had been, started shaping her future. Forgotten friends and unknown enemies began knocking at her door and while she struggled to find her way between the past and the present, the winds of war were already blowing across her home. I‘ll try to publish at least 2 chapters a week, probably more. The first story arc is pretty much mapped out. Should be around 150 or 160 chapters for the first volume (it’s taking much longer than I expected) and the second one is nearly finished as well. Try it, it should be one hell of a ride. One more thing: the first two chapters are more or less a prologue and if you want to, you can skip them, I wouldn’t recommend it, though. The writing style as well as the perspective shifts dramatically, afterwards. As for trigger warnings: it’s going to get gory from time to time, and the MC often has to pay a toll in blood. Additionally there are -mildly- sexualised scenes, once in a while, but nothing graphic. Lastly, somewhen webnovel changed the description box from female lead to female oriented. It’s mandatory and I can’t change it either way but I have no clue if the book is catering male or female preferences. I hope the description above makes up for whatever confusion it might cause.
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Write a South Park fanfiction in the style of South Park.
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2024-11-03 16:55
In South Park, there was a strange occurrence. A new kid moved into town, but this kid was a bit different. He was a super - smart alien in disguise. The boys, being the curious bunch they are, quickly noticed something was off. Cartman thought he could use the alien to take over the world, Kyle wanted to help the alien fit in, Stan was just confused, and Kenny was along for the ride. They all got into crazy adventures as they tried to figure out the alien's true motives and protect South Park from any potential threats.
How to write a South Park fanfic in the South Park style?
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2024-12-02 15:06
First, understand the show's humor. South Park often uses dark, satirical, and irreverent humor. So, your fanfic can have out - of - the - box and edgy ideas. Second, get the characters right. Know their personalities like Cartman's self - centeredness, Stan's more down - to - earth nature. Third, use simple language. The show doesn't use overly complex words. Just be creative and don't be afraid to be a bit crazy in your story - telling.
Is'south park mpreg fanfiction' popular?
1 answer
2024-11-08 03:26
In general, it's not highly popular. The concept of mpreg in South Park fanfiction is a very specific and somewhat strange concept that appeals only to a particular subset of the South Park fan base. Since it goes against the normal biological and story norms of the show, it doesn't gain as much traction as other fanfiction themes that stay closer to the original spirit of South Park.
Has there been a South Park comic?
2 answers
2024-10-15 10:07
Yes, there have been South Park comics. They feature the same humorous and irreverent style as the show.
Is South Park based on a true story?
1 answer
2024-10-11 06:14
South Park is not based on a true story. The show's creators come up with creative and often absurd concepts that have no basis in real events. It's all for the sake of comedy and pushing boundaries.
Is South Park based on a true story?
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2024-09-28 12:29
No, South Park is not based on a true story. It's a completely fictional and satirical animated show.
South Park: What are some interesting South Park New Kid x Kenny fanfiction ideas?
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2024-12-13 07:01
One idea could be them going on an adventure in South Park together, like exploring the mysterious cave that no one else dares to enter. Another could be a story where they have to work together to save the town from some kind of strange new threat. Maybe a super - powered villain shows up and New Kid and Kenny combine their unique skills to defeat it.
How can I make my South Park fanfiction more like the South Park style?
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2024-11-03 11:20
One important aspect of the South Park style is the social commentary. The show often takes real - world issues and exaggerates them in a comical way. In your fanfiction, you could do the same. For instance, if there's a current trend in society like the overuse of social media, you could create a story where the South Park characters are either obsessed with it or trying to fight against it. Another key element is the use of cut - away gags. These are short scenes that break away from the main story to show something completely unrelated but still funny. Try to include some of these in your fanfiction to really capture the South Park feel.
Is writing 'South Park' sex fanfiction ethical?
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2024-12-13 14:33
Definitely not. 'South Park' has its own storylines and themes that are not meant to be distorted into sexual content in fanfiction. Such fanfiction can also cause discomfort among the show's fans who enjoy it for its humor, satire, and social commentary rather than sexual undertones. Moreover, it might cross ethical boundaries as it involves using the show's characters in inappropriate and non - consented ways.
How to Write a 'South Park Tweek' Fanfiction?
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2024-12-08 03:15
First, study Tweek's character. Know his traits like his nervousness, his coffee - loving habit, and his friendship with Craig. Then, come up with an interesting plot. It could be about Tweek facing a new fear or achieving something great. For example, he could try to win a local talent show despite his anxiety. Use South Park's unique humor style in your writing. Include other characters too to make it more authentic.
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