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# RELAXED Liu Qing is reborn and goes back two years in time. He starts his reborn life at the point of getting a breakup text message from his girlfriend. Previously, in that life, he dated his girlfriend for a few years, and used all the money he earned from being a security guard to support her and pay for her lifestyle and living expenses when she quit her own security guard job to go back to school. However, in the end, she looked down on him after she found an office job, then cheated on him and eventually left him for another man. To add insult to injury, in his desire to have a simple life with his girlfriend, he rejected the chance to reunite with his wealthy estranged mother and missed out on the opportunity to become a rich second generation. He was overwhelmed by immense grief after all that and fell into a deep depression that eventually destroyed him. In this life, Liu Qing is determined not to become a simp again, especially since he is being given another chance to change the path of his life. He says to her, “Let's come clean. Isn't it good to break up? I don't have to be your spare tire anymore. You can also live with your one true love. We would each get what we want.” Then he resigns from his security guard job to reunite with his mother. When everyone asks him why, he says, "Because I am going to inherit assets worth billions of dollars!"

Struggling until the age of thirty-eight and not being able to afford a house, you have to pay 300,000 dowry in advance to get m arried, and spend most of your life frugally, until your liver is broken, but what about th e money? Who made the money? With co untless resentments, Jiang Qin was born a gain at the age of eighteen, and the only th ought when he opened his eyes was to sta rt a business and make money. The first st ep is to snatch back the love letter sent ou t, turn it over, and write three lines of word s in the shocked eyes of the school belle: It is impossible to work part-time now! I just want wealth and freedom, and never be a slave! As for love? Dogs don't even talk ab out that stuff! 1 chapter of 2500 Words everyday.

Pour toi, coeur de poète avec une âme de pirate et un esprit vagabond. Je t'invite a voyager avec moi, contempler l'univers, l'inconscient et leurs secrets.(fic)

Tittle: The Simp by Rhoda Andrian. Everyone has a story to tell: like how you fell off your bike in third grade, or how you failed a math test and got grounded for a week. I also have a story to tell. Mine may not be about failed tests or my mother calling me a nuisance right when I hit puberty. Mine delves deeper into the realms of the heart—a story of love, pain, ache, and change. A story with an indeterminate future, but one I speculate will be formidable and, without a doubt, fruitful. But the question is, can an imperfect past pave the way for a perfect future? Then Hayzen knew her name, he did. He knew so well, she loved milkshakes and enjoyed cleaning on weekends. He noticed she had friends but seldom had any male companions, which he quite cherished. As an observer, he was drawn into a carousel of pursuit. Thus, what started as an innocent fascination soon became his beautiful mistake, his aching dread, and his fearful endeavor. What becomes of him? Now Five years later, Hayzen has grown into the man he once dreamed of being. He works at a prestigious hospital he once only imagined, located near the shores of the Pacific Ocean in San Francisco. Yet, his past continues to cast shadows on his future. The beautiful mistake and aching dread of his youth still haunt him. His embrace of nonchalance, his fear of emotional vulnerability, and his yearning to feel again create a profound inner conflict. Can he love again? Can the beautiful mistake become the most beautiful blessing? And can he finally accept the vulnerability that comes with love?

The situation was critical. A harem of superwomen and a crew of military geniuses might not be enough to save the day. One man held the life of the emperor and the fate of the universe in his hands. His only help was a sentient computer that was trying to develop a sense of humor. The only obstacle in his way was just one girl. The only question was, was he going to kill her or marry her?

#WSA 2022 Upgrade every day WARNING: There are few NTR plots for MC's counterattack, but the women who have sex with MC are all VIRGIN. And MC will be their only man. Have a good reading time:) What follows is the synopsis: After being broken up by the goddess, Jack accidentally bound to the Simp System and obtained 900,000,000,000,000 dollars! However, the pain is that the money can only be spent on women!  Will Jack have to be a licking dog forever?  Come and witness Jack's unique journey of counterattack!

A bastard’s soul suddenly finds himself in the body of a simp inheriting the said simp’s psychological tendency of simpness. “What the fu~~” There should not be any problem as he is just an extra to the story anyway. If that is the case, then it is quite simple— he just has to live as an extra for the rest of his life with humility. “Hey, hey~! What do you mean that I should kiss a girl every 24 hours or else, I will die!?” However, it is not really just a simp-ple matter… anymore… In a world of a female-dominated reversed harem novel, the 'extra', Hans, has to find a way to survive in this miserable world of potent lenses of simpness. Under the lenses of a simp’s eyes, how can Hans survive in this new world? How does he survive against the currents of the world with a strange fate hovering over his head? ... Updates are every 7:00 am consistent with GMT +8 #No Smut

Eternal Simp: Adventures in Awkwardness is a laugh-out-loud, slice-of-life novel that blends elements of fantasy, sci-fi, and romance. It’s a tale of a man who, despite his perpetual clumsiness and awkwardness, never gives up on his dream of finding true love. Through each misstep and mishap, Jason learns a little more about himself and what it truly means to be a hero in his own unique, bumbling way.

"He's mine!" A woman bangs the walls, silent as she etches his name on the plaster. She looks at her work with satisfaction, then throws it in the trash bin, muttering something about “bitchin’ paint.” "Why!?" she slumps down onto the ground. "This is not healthy, ma'am, you~." "Shut the fuck up!" She grabs a bottle of wine and throws it at the man, almost smashing his head open. The man sighs and walks towards her. "You can't continue on like this." She stares at him blankly, before punching his jaw out. The man groans and staggers. "That was uncalled for," he says between clenched teeth. He looks like he wants to say something else but doesn't. She laughs maniacally. "If I want to get drunk, I'll get drunk! Don't tell me what to do!" He walks towards her and hugs her tightly, trying to make eye contact with her through the tears running down her face. "Stop it," she mumbles. "I'm sorry," he whispers. "It's just hard seeing you like this." She punches him again, but this time he catches her fist in his hand. "Don't touch me!" "I admit it, I'm a simp." he chuckles. "Then stop pretending to be nice to me," she spits. "Please don't fight with me over stupid things that don't matter anymore, because I really care about you. You're my everything. I've lost everything already because of you." "I maybe a simp, but I'm your simp."

Update daily and don't be stingy with your favorites and votes:) ------------------------------------------ Jack, a normal college student, who was dumped by the goddess he had been chasing for three years, was tied to the Simp System and got lucky with 9 thousand trillion dollars! However, it is a bummer that the money can only be spend on girls. Without other choices, in order to spend the money, he can only start an unusual path of simping.