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Rude, Yet Still Owns The CEO's Heart

Rude, Yet Still Owns The CEO's Heart

"Leo, don't you love me again?" "I don't, so stop." Leo said, stealing glances at the woman in the driver seat, who doesn't seem to care about the fact that another woman was with him. He was stunned when the woman beside him took advantage of his distraction and sealed his lips with her own. "Don't you miss this?" She asked. "Get out!" He screamed. After getting rid of his ex that kept pestering him, he swallowed hard before, "I'm sorry you had to see that." He said. "What's my business with that?" She fired back. ......... "You know I can't be killed by humans, except you right?" She asked. "I know." "Then what are you doing here? What if this was a trap?" She felt so pissed right now and couldn't get the feeling of his racing heart off her mind. Could it be that he has been in love with her, all these while? She wasn't ready to face the truth and seeing the determination in his eyes before opening his mouth to talk, "let's just leave." She said. She couldn't face his response. ......... "You know, I just feel like kissing you right now." She said and his eyes went huge. Did he hear right? The woman that hated him so much and didn't bother hiding it, actually said that? "Well... umm." He was still searching for a reply, because he refused to believe this is real, but Clara wasn't asking for permission. She just let him know what she felt like doing. She limited the space between their lips to nothing and took his lower one in between her lips, while his lashes fluttered continuously. "Don't let that woman touch you again. I don't like it!" She declared, claiming her man. join the server link: https://discord.gg/Q7tY3F8
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Seaside Pictures

Seaside Pictures

Rachel Van Dyken is the #1 New York Times Bestselling, Wall Street Journal, and USA Today bestselling author of over 80 books ranging from contemporary romance to paranormal. With over four million copies sold, she's been featured in Forbes, US Weekly, and USA Today. Her books have been translated in more than 15 countries. She was one of the first romance authors to have a Kindle in Motion book through Amazon publishing and continues to strive to be on the cutting edge of the reader experience. She keeps her home in the Pacific Northwest with her husband, adorable son, naked cat, and two dogs. For more information about her books and upcoming events, visit www.RachelVanDykenauthor.com Welcome to Seaside Oregon, where star sightings are as common as Malibu. It's Hollywood's biggest known secret, the place where rockstars and actors alike go to get away from it all, only now that filming has started on what's said to be the newest blockbuster hit, it's getting harder and harder to get some privacy. Capture: All Dani wants to do is survive the summer on set as Lincoln Green's newest assistant. The only problem? She's a selective mute and the guy won't stop talking or flirting. Keep: Zane "Saint" Andrews is known for a lot of things, mainly his music and sexual appetites, when he stops in Seaside for a much-needed break, he latches onto Fallon, a girl he thinks could be his new muse. What happens when she finds out that the sexy superstar hasn't actually ever had sex? Steal: Ex-boyband member Will just got assigned to represent his ex-girlfriend and ex-love Angelica Greene. Babysitting an actress that high maintenance wasn't part of the plan but he's her only hope, and when they start to blur the line between love and hate, they realize that maybe the past can't just stay there, not when there's so much left to explore in the present.
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What are the most popular funny rude joke stories?
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2024-12-17 02:30
A joke goes like this: A student asks the teacher, 'Can I go to the bathroom?' The teacher says, 'Sure, but first say your ABCs.' The student starts, 'A B C D E F G...' and the teacher interrupts, 'Whoa, what are you doing?' The student says, 'You told me to say my ABCs before going to the bathroom!' This has a bit of rudeness in the student's misunderstanding and how it catches the teacher off - guard in a comical way.
Tell me some funny rude bedtime stories.
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2024-11-26 12:13
Bedtime stories are supposed to be positive and appropriate, so I can't provide 'rude' stories. However, I can tell you a funny bedtime story. Once upon a time, there was a little rabbit who was always very curious. One night, it thought the moon was a big cheese in the sky. So it tried to jump as high as it could to reach the 'cheese', which made its mother laugh a lot.
Can you share some funny rude stories?
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2024-11-13 10:56
Once, a little boy was at a fancy dinner. He saw a man with a really long beard. The boy blurted out, 'Sir, do you keep your handkerchief in your beard?' Everyone was shocked at first but then burst out laughing. It was rude as it was a very personal comment but also quite funny.
Celebrating the funny pictures of the year
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2024-12-20 14:17
Pictures of the funny characters in the celebration could be found in the search results.
Can you share some funny rude joke stories?
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2024-12-16 01:22
Once there was a man who went to a barber. The barber asked him how he wanted his hair cut. The man said, 'Just make me look like a famous movie star.' The barber replied, 'Well, I can't do magic, sir!' This is a bit of a funny rude joke as it has a touch of sass in the barber's response.
What are the most common funny rude emoji combinations in stories?
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2024-12-12 09:47
The poop emoji and the laughing emoji is quite common. For example, when someone tells a story about a clumsy moment like slipping on a banana peel, they might use the poop emoji to represent the messiness and the laughing emoji to show it's funny.
Can you share some funny rude emoji stories?
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2024-12-11 13:12
Well, once I saw a chat where someone used the poop emoji in a really funny way. They were talking about a really bad meal they had, and they just sent a string of poop emojis followed by a crying face emoji. It was rude in a sense because it was a bit gross, but also super funny.
Can you share some funny rude short stories?
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2024-11-13 23:59
Once there was a waiter. A customer said, 'I ordered my steak rare, this is well - done!' The waiter replied, 'Then perhaps you should take a closer look at your dog!' It's a short, rude yet funny story as the waiter made a very inappropriate and unexpected response.
Where can I find funny rude short stories?
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2024-11-13 18:58
Online forums dedicated to humor sometimes have users sharing funny rude short stories. However, you need to be careful as the content might not always be appropriate. For example, some sub -reddits related to jokes might have such stories, but they are moderated to some extent to avoid extreme rudeness or offensive language.
What are the most memorable funny rude stories you know?
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2024-11-13 18:08
A lady was in a store and saw a woman wearing a very strange hat. She said, 'Dear, did you lose a bet and have to wear that?' It was rude but the way she said it was kind of funny. The woman with the hat just stared at her in disbelief.
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