A joke goes like this: A student asks the teacher, 'Can I go to the bathroom?' The teacher says, 'Sure, but first say your ABCs.' The student starts, 'A B C D E F G...' and the teacher interrupts, 'Whoa, what are you doing?' The student says, 'You told me to say my ABCs before going to the bathroom!' This has a bit of rudeness in the student's misunderstanding and how it catches the teacher off - guard in a comical way.
Bedtime stories are supposed to be positive and appropriate, so I can't provide 'rude' stories. However, I can tell you a funny bedtime story. Once upon a time, there was a little rabbit who was always very curious. One night, it thought the moon was a big cheese in the sky. So it tried to jump as high as it could to reach the 'cheese', which made its mother laugh a lot.
Once, a little boy was at a fancy dinner. He saw a man with a really long beard. The boy blurted out, 'Sir, do you keep your handkerchief in your beard?' Everyone was shocked at first but then burst out laughing. It was rude as it was a very personal comment but also quite funny.
Once there was a man who went to a barber. The barber asked him how he wanted his hair cut. The man said, 'Just make me look like a famous movie star.' The barber replied, 'Well, I can't do magic, sir!' This is a bit of a funny rude joke as it has a touch of sass in the barber's response.
The poop emoji and the laughing emoji is quite common. For example, when someone tells a story about a clumsy moment like slipping on a banana peel, they might use the poop emoji to represent the messiness and the laughing emoji to show it's funny.
Well, once I saw a chat where someone used the poop emoji in a really funny way. They were talking about a really bad meal they had, and they just sent a string of poop emojis followed by a crying face emoji. It was rude in a sense because it was a bit gross, but also super funny.
Once there was a waiter. A customer said, 'I ordered my steak rare, this is well - done!' The waiter replied, 'Then perhaps you should take a closer look at your dog!' It's a short, rude yet funny story as the waiter made a very inappropriate and unexpected response.
Online forums dedicated to humor sometimes have users sharing funny rude short stories. However, you need to be careful as the content might not always be appropriate. For example, some sub -reddits related to jokes might have such stories, but they are moderated to some extent to avoid extreme rudeness or offensive language.
A lady was in a store and saw a woman wearing a very strange hat. She said, 'Dear, did you lose a bet and have to wear that?' It was rude but the way she said it was kind of funny. The woman with the hat just stared at her in disbelief.