Of course, I can collect some funny stories and jokes for you. Here are some examples:
1 A man went to the movies and realized he had watched too much, so he said,"I can tell this movie is so bad." Another said,"No, you just heard all the rhythms."
2 A man said to his girlfriend,"I like you a little." His girlfriend said,"So much?" I don't have any." The man said,"No, I just like your smile."
3 A man asked his girlfriend,"You have a little blue eyes." His girlfriend said,"Yes, I ordered blue glasses." The man said,"No, I'm just saying that I have blue eyes and you have blue glasses."
4 When a man heard that he often chatted with a young man, he said,"I think the coolest thing about young people is that they are a little fat." The subject said," No, the coolest thing is to experience some surprises." The guy said," No, you're not as cool as me. I've been through some of the coolest things, like being thought of as a princess."
A man asked his girlfriend,"What do you like about me?" His girlfriend said,"I like the way you talk to me." The man said,"No, what I like is that you can understand me."
I hope these jokes can help you satisfy your needs!
Alright, here's a funny joke:
One day, a snail wanted to go to the movies, but he couldn't climb a tree, so he decided to go to a nearby pond to watch a movie.
When the snail reached the pond, it saw a huge movie screen. It began to crawl slowly toward the screen but soon stopped. It began to think,"Where should I start climbing?"
At this time, a frog walked by and saw the snail's question, so it said,"You don't have to crawl. You can jump directly to the screen!"
The snail nodded and jumped onto the screen. However, when it looked up at the movie, it realized that there was no movie on the screen! It was very surprised and asked,"Why isn't the movie on the screen?"
When the frog heard this question, it immediately replied,"Because the movie screen is a two-dimensional plane with no thickness, so the movie is not inside!"
The snail thought for a moment and then said,"Oh, I know. I should crawl under it!"
At this moment the frog came over again and said,"No, you should climb over it!"
"I'm sorry," he said.
The following were all funny jokes:
A bird flew into an orchard and saw a sheep lying on the ground, so he asked the sheep,"why are you lying here?" "I'll wait for the apples," answered the sheep."They haven't fallen yet." The bird asked,"Why don't you bite the grass?" The sheep replied,"I'd better wait for the apples to fall. They're much tastier than grass!"
2 went to a bar alone and got drunk. His friend was very worried about him and decided to help him go home. When they arrived at his house, his friends tried to help him to the door, but the man kept crying,"Don't take me back to the zoo!" "Why are you going to the zoo?" His friend asked in surprise. The man replied,"Didn't I tell you? I'm dead drunk. You take him back to the zoo so I can go see lions and tigers!"
A man was trapped on an island. He caught a bird and a rabbit and prepared to cook them into a delicious meal. He asked the rabbit,"What do you want to eat?" "I want to eat carrots," the rabbit replied. He asked the bird,"What do you want to eat?" The bird replied,"I want to eat rabbits." The man immediately let go of the rabbit and the bird flew away. The man was very angry and asked the rabbit,"why did you fly away?" The rabbit replied,"I wanted to eat carrots, so I went to look for it."
Su Mucheng was the female lead in the domestic web novel " Full Time Expert " and its derivative works. She was an All Star level pro player in the Glory Pro Alliance, using the Launcher's account, Dancing Rain. Because of Ye Xiu's retirement, she had created a new account, Cleansing Mist, to fight alongside Ye Xiu. Su Mucheng's beauty and skills were superb, and she was known as the number one beauty in the Glory Alliance. In anime, Su Mucheng's image was usually gentle and calm, always smiling, and liked to play pranks.
While waiting for the anime, you can also click on the link below to read the classic original work of " Full-time Expert "!
One classic is the love story in 'Beauty and the Beast' through cartoon pictures. Belle, a kind - hearted girl, falls in love with the Beast who has a noble heart beneath his rough exterior. As the story progresses in the beautiful animated visuals, their relationship grows. Belle sees the good in the Beast, and they eventually break the spell together through their love.
The following are some of the cartoon characters:
1. Sengoku the Buddha: The superhero from Journey to the West represents justice and power.
2 Naruto: The superhero from Naruto is a ninja who represents courage and perseverance.
Demon Slayer: The superhero from Demon Slayer is a righteous warrior who represents courage and strength.
Black Deacon: The superhero from Black Deacon is a righteous deacon who represents gentleness and strength.
Gintama: The superhero from Gintama is a humorous and mischievous warrior who represents happiness and power.
Slam Dunk: The superhero from Slam Dunk is a basketball player who represents passion and strength.
Sword Art Online: The superhero from Sword Art Online is a virtual reality game enthusiast who represents freedom and power.
Attack on Titan: The superhero from Attack on Titan is a brave and tenacious warrior who represents courage and strength.
These are some of the most common anime characters. Each character has their own unique personality and strength, bringing many wonderful works to the audience.
There was this hunter who thought he was a great tracker. He followed some tracks in the snow for hours, thinking he was about to find a huge bear. When he finally found the 'creature', it turned out to be his own dog who had been wandering around in the woods all morning.
Another joke is: What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The turKEY. This is a pun as we often think of a key as something that unlocks or is important, and in this case, the 'turKEY' is made to seem like the most crucial part of the Thanksgiving dinner in a funny way.