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[There's already a grand, high-quality complete series of 6,000 chapters for you to read with confidence.] Choice is greater than effort! Martial masters fight bloodily over terrestrial treasures, yet the deep-water sacred herbs remain unclaimed. Having crossed over into a fisherman, Liang Qu obtained the Water Ze Cauldron, refined the Water Monkey's innate abilities, commanded Water Beasts, reaped benefits all along the way, and stepped onto the peak. [Water Monkey]→[Ze Rong]→[Water King Ape]→[Lord of Huai Whirlpools]! From then on, I ruled over the expansive Ze waves! ............ On the shore, people knelt in prayer, offering sacrifices. "May the Water Deity bless us..." Damn, could you stop sacrificing maidens to me? I'm really not a Water Deity!

Can you fall in love again when it almost destroyed everything you stood for? Cassandrei, a goblin princess, banished to the land of mortals finds herself striving without any of her powers. With passing time she transitions into a common human and reversal from that becomes harder. After an accident she crossed path with someone who could unlock her powers on earth itself. She called him her "Key". Will he help her regain her powers? What happens when her powers in the land of mortals starts to attract creatures that are unheard of? Creatures that turn the everything upside down in a manner of few seconds. Michael, a man who was running away from his own trauma ends up saving someone who was way too different to be human. At the same time he unraveled secrets about himself and everything which he once believed to be only a part of the folklores. ~ "Why do you keep following me..." he asked the lady in front of him before continuing his sentence in his mind "... and why do I find it so hard to push you away"? "Cause you are my key" She whispered. "Your what"? He asked skeptically to which she gave him a tiny smile. ~~~~ Can the "Key" to unlocking her powers be also the key to her frozen heart? ~~~~~~~~ PS: If you want to connect with me: Feel free to message me in:- 1.Discord. ID: sillymlk#8687 2. Instagram ID: @silly.mlk or @zuozhe_jiemei 3.Discord group: https://discord.gg/rJPDJQA 4.Twitter: @Sillymlk

Alastair Kurenai has left his home on Earth for a world called Nachima. In that world he'll be up against The Liberators, an organization that wishes to take his key to liberate the worlds from their reliance on Key Keepers. Nothing out of the ordinary for a guy raised in a family of Key Keepers. What kid doesn't want to be like his brothers and sisters? But that desire comes at a cost, one that makes Alastair long to return home. Still, he has to right the world before he can achieve his goal of returning home to his family.

Find the lost key to open the dream box

Author's note: Hi guys! Kolakola here! I have brought a bad news and good news here! The bad news is: Please don't waste your time reading this story yet as it is under a mass edit right now. I have decided to review edit the story line a bit which mean the whole story actually(ﾉ*ﾟｰﾟ)ﾉヽ(*ﾟｰﾟ*)ﾉ Thank you for those who had read the previous version, Thank you very much! And the good news is: you will get the better version once it's edit HEHE! So please wait for it patiently and i hope it would not disappoint ya! Thank you!

Su Yu accidentally wore into a natural disaster apocalyptic romance novel that she had read before and became the cannon fodder female supporting role in it. In order to deal with the upcoming rainstorm, extreme cold, extreme heat, and zombie era... Su Yu used the space to desperately hoard supplies and joined the male lead's team. She originally wanted to live a low-key life, but the male lead always came over without any reason, and the female lead also wanted to be her good friend. Su Yu said: "Don't come over! I just want to live a low-key life."

He never once touched her in their three years of marriage. However, he keeps harassing her after their divorce. Luo Nanchu sneers, "Scram! I'll marry anyone but you!" The man narrows his almond eyes. He laughs gently despite his inner wickedness. "Who are you interested in marrying then, Chuchu?" * He reigns over Tong City as its most powerful CEO, but is an erratic man who likes to toy with others. He bears a noble elegance and is exceptional without any match, yet he cannot forget his ex-wife. In the dimness of a presidential suite, Luo Nanchu is forced into a corner by a tall, imposing man. Being at the end of her patience, she cries, "Fu Tingyuan, you're paying money to get me when you could have had me for free in the past! Are you crazy?!" Fu Tingyuan smiles a gentle and adoring smile. "Be good, Chuchu. You're not allowed to swear." Luo Nanchu, "..."

ITS DIFFERENT NOVEL GIVE IT A TRY YOU BELIEVE ME I AM NOT LYING Introduction: Travel through the fantasy world! Su Feng binds the system to start one-click training! One second! Ten seconds! One minute! Breakthrough the realm and beat the audience! Not only that, but the system also has a series of super abnormal functions waiting to be unlocked! From then on, when people came to the end, they could only see Su Feng kneeling back. He looks back! Cross the world, I am invincible!

A privileged life where one didn't have to worry about something like money was what most of the people wanted, right? Who would blame the children of these rich who didn't try to achieve many goals because of the knowledge, they would be taking the empire over? Lucien Ayers was utterly disappointed after his son had admitted of not having any passion. Of not even thinking of it. He would have his career set, anyways. Now, Nevan found himself on the streets with nowhere to go and only a suitcase with himself. His father had given him a clear goal. Find an ambition and make a name for himself without using his family name. Armored with nothing but the AllStars System, he embarks on this journey of becoming a soccer athlete to get back into his privileged life. What he doesn't know is the severeness of the system involved in his life. ----------- "What is it that you want, Nevan? Certainly not only going home and be who you have been?" Silence. Nothing else. Because that was exactly what the boy wanted, right? ----------- ⇢Character Development happens more than ones. ⇢Slow pace ⇢Parallel universe, nothing about this story is real. Everything is purely fictional. _______

Keys of Deception For Zara, life has always been about fitting in—navigating the chaos of high school while balancing the memory of a father she barely understood. But when her father's sudden death leaves behind a series of cryptic artifacts, Zara’s world spirals into a web of secrets, lies, and impossible choices. The artifacts are more than relics—they’re keys to a conspiracy with international stakes. As Zara unravels the mystery, she discovers allies in unexpected places and enemies hiding in plain sight. Every step she takes reveals more about her father’s shadowy past, and she’s forced to question whether he was the protector she believed... or the villain everyone feared. When messages from a "phantom caller" warn her of danger, Zara is drawn deeper into a world where trust is a deadly game and betrayal could cost her everything. And the more she tries to escape, the more she realizes the artifacts aren’t just the key to unlocking the truth—they’re the bait that could destroy her. In a battle of deception, where nothing is as it seems, Zara must decide: Will she safeguard the legacy left to her, or will she dismantle the very foundation of her father’s empire? High school drama meets international intrigue in this suspenseful coming-of-age mystery. Packed with twists, betrayals, and a hint of danger, "Keys of Deception" will keep you turning pages until the final shocking revelation.