itachi talking about jiraiya

Ye Feng had mutated, his body can obtain the corresponding superpower according to the information he heard! His deskmate, Wang Qiang: “If only I had an expert hacker as a friend, that’ll be great!” Computer amateur Ye Feng immediately turned into an expert hacker. Anywhere with the Internet was his territory! Wang Qiang: “Brother Feng, do you want to learn martial arts?” The moment he said that, Ye Feng had a burst of strength and became a martial arts grandmaster! Girlfriend: “Ye Feng, do you know how to drive?” Ye Feng was about to say ‘no’ but in the end, countless pieces of information flooded his mind and he immediately became a veteran driver! ... "Please stop talking, everyone!" In less than a year, Ye Feng was omnipotent. He had a look of distress, feeling like he’s not even a human being but an omnipotent almighty expert! This book is also called "Am I really a human being", "I really don't want to be omnipotent" and "Why is it so hard to not be an expert ah"...

"How about, I pay you for every sentence you say?" Gu Jingze said, desperately trying to make the uninterested woman say at least one word. Yu Yan, being treated harshly before, had adopted a cold, silent lifestyle. Popularly, known as Ice witch, she doesn't look at strangers twice let alone talk to them. Until she meets him, drunk as anything, he was about to make the biggest mistake of his life. To the amazement of everyone, even herself, she talks to him and even went further to help him, not knowing he was Gu Jingze, popularly called Almighty Gu. As fate will have it, Gu Jingze falls in love with her enthralled light brown eyes. However, capturing the Ice witch's heart is not that easy. Especially when she has a lot of secrets down her sleeve. Owning a huge company, just for styling her clothes, she also had long lists of debts to pay. She says she's poor, yet had limited edition of everything. She made the rules, she was the boss. A rich pauper, as her friends would call her. Who knew when Yu Yan would fall in love, she'll fall HARD!!!

Y/n thinks she is monster untill someone tells her that she isnt

warning⚠️ :this is non-canon.

Itachi Uchiha of the sharingan is no more after his ascension to the Pure Lands...or so you thought. Find out what happens to the world of Solo leveling when it's meet the the Uchiha prodigy

Forensic experts perform autopsies to uncover the true cause of death.

"No matter what you decide from now on...I will love you forever...You don't have to forgive me, Sasuke." Having said these words, Itachi felt himself fading away... As Itachi died however he heard a voice, sounding divine as if it was the voice of God. "Child in this life you were hard done by, despite your virtuous nature, however you will be rewarded in your next life. Not only will you be reborn, you will also keep your bloodline powers of the Mangekyo Sharingan, having access to these powers from birth." Continuing onwards the divine voice also said: "Not only this, every time you increase in your profound realm you will unlock new rewards, which can be anything from Mangekyo Sharingan abilities, either held by other Mangekyo Sharingan users, or entirely unique, or unparalleled techniques, it is up to chance each time." Following these words Itachi felt his soul seemingly moving at an incredible speed, seemingly crossing through myriad dimensions, before colliding with and entering the body of a young man, a young man named Yun Che...

In a twist of fate, the legendary shinobi, Itachi Uchiha, meets his demise in the Narutoverse. However, instead of an afterlife, he awakens in a fantastical world as the 879th Devil King, a position of immense power and responsibility. This new realm, known as Eldoria, is a land governed by Human, demons, and celestial beings, and it stands on the brink of chaos.

Dan is a 30-year-old man, down on his luck and a sexually frustrated optimist. Until he meets a talking Crypto Kitty that changes his perspective on life. Flufii is his name, and he tasks Dan to kidnap him for the greatest adventure. Follow these two characters as they stumble through humor, profanity, and uncomfortable situations, in order to meet their ultimate goal. This book isn't intended for an audience that is easily offended. All characters and situations are fictional.

After switching bodies, Jiang Nan Shu becomes the villainous true daughter in a melodramatic tale and is bound to an all-encompassing revulsion system. If everyone's level of disgust for her reaches 100, she can return to her original world with a prize of ten billion. Being reckless is just one of her many skills. Starting with a disgust level of 89, Jiang Nan Shu sets a modest goal for herself: to live a life collecting easy money within six months. Unbeknownst to her, everyone can hear her inner thoughts! When facing the domineering CEO eldest brother, she says outwardly, "I think this project is excellent and will make a fortune." Inwardly she thinks, "I hope you don’t go bankrupt! Once you're out, I'll steal your company's secrets." When dealing with the indifferent medical second brother: outwardly, "The food at your colleagues' gathering looks so appetizing." Inwardly she thinks, "I'll switch tables when the second brother picks food, to avoid catching any diseases from him." When facing the sickly research third brother, she says outwardly, "Third brother, you're amazing to conduct such tough experiments, keep going." Inwardly she thinks, "I’ll gracefully exit before your experiment explodes." When interacting with the pop star fourth brother: outwardly, "These songs suit you so well, sing them all, and fame is just around the corner." Inwardly, "Just wait for the news to break about your tax evasion." When advising the love-struck fifth brother: outwardly, "She's taking an hour out of her busy schedule to be with you because she loves you." Inwardly, "You’ve been turned into a grassland of green; your goddess has a different companion morning, noon, and night. Bet you didn't see that coming!" As the male protagonist looks at her with increasingly deep eyes, saying, "Let's be together," Jiang Nan Shu weeps, saying, "Don't let your sister misunderstand, I'm not worthy!" Internally, "Money's hard to earn, crap's hard to swallow, the life of a supporting character matters too!" However... why does she end up as the darling of the whole group in the end?