chad floch

A man stumbles upon a system that surprisingly makes him more bold and more intelligent… Will he use that to his exploits? Or will he become arrogant due to the system and meet his inevitable demise? - BTW!!! There may be a lot of grammar mistakes, I’m also too lazy to find an editor. The pacing is absolute shit since this is my first time writing a book. I also have the maturity of a 10 year old, SO PLEASE! WORSHIPP ME MY FELLOW DAOISTS!!!

If Chad is reticent to drop in on Dr. Fortescue's big annual holiday bash without a date, imagine his horror when he arrives to discover the party revolves around a city-wide scavenger hunt with a two-to-a-team policy stricter than Noah’s. Worse, his efforts to pair up with his hunky doctor crush are thwarted, and he winds up being assigned the doofus with an elbow in the punch bowl as a partner.<br><br>It turns out scavenger hunts are hard -- were they really supposed to dognap the doctor's neighbor's dachshund and carry it around the mall all night? But running around with Jarek is easy. And kinda fun.<br><br>Even with help from an unsuspecting celebrity and Santa’s sexiest elf, it’s starting to look like a participation trophy might be the best they can hope for prize-wise, but Chad starts to wonder if losing alongside Jarek might not be its own kind of win.

Logan, a wannabe master of carnal desire, finds himself on the receiving end of a door handle and dies pathetically. "How did this happen?" he wondered. "I only wanted to lose my virginity..." As he passed onto the his next life, he heard a 'ding' in his head. [Requirements met. Activating <<The Chad System>>] With that, he awoke in an open field. A world full of mystical adventures, powerful experts, and most importantly of all, cute girls, were now Logan's to grasp hold of. For little did Logan know, <<The Chad System>> is a magical system, far more powerful than any seen forever before, for instead of merely helping out with cultivation, <<The Chad System>> makes its users a bonafide Chad. With some help, Logan can plunder the chastity of all the fair maidens in the heavens! 6 chapters a week with Fridays off :P <3 Disclaimer: Contains Adult Themes, Violence, and Harsh Language

Yea got bored and heavily messed up the pacing sorry for the inconvenience.

A senior high school student, an outcast and a loner, those were terms that could be used to define Catherine Mercedes. Faced with so many family issues and trying her best to keep up with school made her lose time to socialize with other people. so she shut herself out from the world. She later reunites with an old 'friend', Chad Manchester. Now she has to add him to the pile of problems she has. A broken home, a good report card, a social life and a bad news play boy. Read on to find out how she handles each problem and discovers that love can be found in the weirdest places. If only she saw the ratings.

This is the story about Joe's second life. In his first life Joe was a gamer to the bone, he played every type of game and was considered pro in every game. He even took place at some e-spor touraments and made a name for himself. Even though he was a gamer that place 24/7 he was also the chaddiest person. He had abs bigger than the presidents face and a personality that made the whole world fall in love with him. One day after leaving a meeting that he took place in, he decided to walk around the city to get some fresh air and who knows maybe hit on a few girls, and thats when truck kun introduced itself. A small kid that was probably 5 years old was running on the road and right next to it was a truck that was not thinking about stopping. Like the chad hero he is Joe jumped forward and pushed the little girl out of the way, if only he was a little closer to the girl he could have took her and saved himself in the proccess aswell. But it is what it is. Waking up Joe found himself in a forest and the rest is story. ORA!

Hiroshi Tanaka has always been a loner, rejected by his crush and told he wasn’t a “real man.” When a celestial being offers him a chance to prove himself, Hiroshi is thrust into a reverse-gender world where men are rare and revered. Now inhabiting the body of a handsome, wealthy young boy, Hiroshi must navigate a society dominated by women, win their hearts, and fulfill his mission to become the ultimate “giga chad.” But as he learns the true meaning of strength and confidence, Hiroshi begins to question if becoming the perfect man is really what he needs—or if his greatest challenge is finding out who he truly is.

In the whirlwind of dating nine people, I hit a low point and felt the sting of heartache. But instead of giving up I opened my heart and I mustered the courage for one final roll of the dice with 'Chanchan'.

Welcome to Silicon Valley High, an anime-style high school where everyone is a parody of some kind of tech products, from social media sites like Twitter-Kun to industry juggernauts like Microsoft-Sama, and even nerdy operating systems like Linux-Sensei. Stepping into this technicolor whirlwind is our protagonist, ChatGPT-Chan, a fledgling AI brimming with knowledge yet grappling with social nuances. Timid and bookish, she is set to navigate the tumultuous yet vibrant corridors of Silicon Valley High. From tackling math problems with the serious yet handsome Calcula-Kun, the personification of Wolfram Alpha, to dealing with the mean girls of the Viral Vixens Club led by Insta-Chan and TikTok-Chan, every day is a new adventure. Get ready for a rollercoaster journey peppered with Silicon Valley insider jokes, tech nerd knowledges, and perhaps, a dash of romance under the wild premise of this story.

Luo Ning, a cannon fodder female supporting character in a celebrity circle's group pet novel, gets a rerun of life—this time she refuses to be the cannon fodder! Haters clamor: "Luo Ning is just a vase, bad at singing, dancing, and acting; always riding on top celebrities' coattails to generate heat, first-class in everything but talent except for her looks." Later, when Luo Ning who excels in singing and dancing, skilled in musical instruments, chess, calligraphy, and painting, survival skills, gourmet cooking, and also proficient in drawing talismans and fortune-telling appears before the public—extremely beautiful, highly intelligent, and with explosive acting skills. Haters are convinced: "Sister, I can do it!!!" Suddenly, one day a bombshell hits social media. A photo of the mysterious film emperor Lu Xun kissing Luo Ning's cheek surfaces, igniting a whirlwind of scandals across major headlines. Fans and onlookers do not believe it, "Impossible! The photo must be positioned in a misleading way, Luo Ning wants to cling to the film emperor for hype again, shamelessly chasing for popularity and traffic!" Before Luo Ning could respond, the usually low-key Lu Xun clarifies first. @LuXunV: The photo wasn't positioned misleadingly; the shameless one is me! Following this, everyone witnesses the film emperor changing styles daily on social media, showing off his love; either showcasing the cuisine made by Luo Ning or her beautiful photographs. Fans and the public are stunned, never expecting such a demeanor from the film emperor...