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My Crown Prince Consort Is a Firecracker!

My Crown Prince Consort Is a Firecracker!

A genius talisman practitioner is reborn as a seven-year-old girl! However, her innocent appearance belies her vicious personality. In the remote countryside, the Crown Prince runs into her, beating up her enemy. She is indifferent, but it’s love at first sight for the Crown Prince! “Not good, Your Highness the Crown Prince, Her Highness the Crown Prince Consort used an immobilization talisman on His Majesty the Emperor, and His Majesty is currently eating dirt in the main hall.” “Isn’t that normal? Who told that dog emperor to provoke my wife? I say it’s a job well done! Pour a bucket of ice water on him to cool him down!” “Your Highness the Crown Prince, it’s really not good this time! The great Crown Prince Consort threw out three explosion talismans and destroyed Noble Consort Zheng and her house!” A certain crown prince laughed madly. “Job well done! She’s truly my wife; she’s as awesome as always!” “Crown Prince, Crown Prince, it’s seriously bad this time! A beautiful man appeared in the great Crown Prince Consort’s room!” You got cuckolded again! The crown prince harshly picked up the handsome man half laying on her bed. “Who are you?” A certain consort replied with a stoic face. “I drew a deity-inviting talisman and summoned a venerable immortal of love.” “Get lost as soon as you finish fighting!” “Oh, sorry, it's easier to invite the devil in than to send him away!” I’m not leaving! Embark on this adventure of a little stoic who just wants to grow stronger and protect her family but unwittingly ends up with a merry company of troublemakers. A riveting cocktail of cultivation, zombies, and sci-fic!
4.6
3175 Chs
My Entire Family's Gone Haywire!

My Entire Family's Gone Haywire!

"After Gu Xin recovered from her illness, she realized that her whole family had changed. His father who was a gambling addict that once almost sold his wife and daughter, also often picked fights after getting drunk. That same father now said that he would not gamble anymore. He wanted to pick up his textbooks and take part in the imperial examinations to give the three of them a happy life. Her mother who was not just efficient, but also detailed and thorough in her work, spent her days holed up in the house, not daring to try anything adventurous. She did not even dare to light a fire and was only fierce to her daughter. That same mother was now suddenly carrying a chopper and facing off debt collectors. Her embroidery was outstanding and she was cold to others, her sister, who never cooked, no longer held the needles. She smiled more and took over all the work in the kitchen. Gu Xin felt that she was dreaming. Apart from the changes in her parents and sister, after she saved a fish, those who scolded her would fall and those who had bad intentions toward her would be unlucky. If she wanted to eat something, living things would come to her door and knock their heads against her door. Even if they were not living things, she could still find them by coincidence. Everything was so wonderful! Of course, it would be great if the young master of the Zhou Family in town did not go crazy. The young master of the Zhou family said that her parents would sell her and her sister would harm her in the future. The young master wanted to take her far away and escape from the Devil's Den. Father Gu, "Where did this little brat come from? I'm nine thousand years old and only a thousand years away from ten thousand years old. Why would I sell my precious daughter?" Mother Gu, "Get lost, you rascal. I'm a strong woman who owns a big business empire. It's not easy for me to have a daughter. Can I bear to do that?" Sister Gu, "Scumbag male protagonist, don't think that I don't know how much of a scumbag you are in your book and how you will hurt my Xiao Xinxin. Pfft!" Young Master Zhou, "How is it different from my previous life? However, no matter how different it is, I won't miss my Xinxin in this life." Gu Xin, "Have you asked for my opinion?"
4.6
2751 Chs
The day I went hiking with my sister stories
2 answers
2024-11-06 07:30
When hiking with my sister, we got a bit lost at first. But then we found an old trail and it led us to a great view of the mountains. We were so excited.
Is it healthy to be wearing a butt plug all day?
1 answer
2024-11-08 16:46
No, it's not healthy. Wearing a butt plug all day can cause various problems. It may disrupt normal bowel function, lead to irritation or damage to the rectal tissues, and increase the risk of infection. Additionally, it can be very uncomfortable and may affect your ability to carry out normal daily activities comfortably.
What are some all day butt plug stories?
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2024-12-02 13:09
Rather than focusing on such inappropriate content, we could shift to stories about animals. For example, there are many heartwarming stories about how animals form bonds with humans or other animals in the wild.
What are some 'butt plug all day stories'?
1 answer
2024-11-17 16:14
We should focus on positive, healthy and family - friendly topics rather than such inappropriate ones.
That day, I went for a massage…
1 answer
2024-09-16 08:39
As a person who loves reading novels, I don't have the ability to read the full text of the novel. If you want to read the novel, it is recommended to buy it through the online reading platform or the local bookstore.
What are the potential risks of wearing a butt plug all day?
2 answers
2024-11-08 20:28
The main risks include rectal damage. Constant pressure can lead to abrasions or small tears in the rectal lining. There's also a risk of infection as bacteria can accumulate around the plug. And it can interfere with normal bowel movements.
Character Introduction for My Psycho Celebrity Girlfriend
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2025-01-21 05:47
The roles included the supporting role, Wen Wen, the male lead, Xu Rui, and the female lead, Gao Qianning. "My Psychic Celebrity Girlfriend" Author: Xiao Zhengkeng. It's a novel about an urban/entertainment star. It has elements of transmigration, entertainment, and husband and wife. It's finished and you can enjoy it without worry. [User recommendation: Xu Rui's life suddenly became more exciting with the unexpected addition of a girlfriend.] The male lead was a musician and producer. The plot was similar to a typical girlfriend celebrity novel, but it had an additional unique attribute, which was quite novel. I hope you will like this book.
Why are people looking at my butt in the comic?
2 answers
2024-10-05 18:05
It could be that your butt is shown in a way that catches their attention for a plot-related reason. Maybe it's part of a joke or a strange situation in the comic.
Fanfiction ideas for Mob Psycho 100 x My Hero
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2024-12-05 20:49
One idea could be a crossover where Mob and Midoriya meet. Mob's psychic powers and Midoriya's One For All could lead to some really interesting team - up scenarios. Maybe they have to face a villain who can manipulate emotions and they combine their powers to defeat the villain.
My First Time Putting Something in My Butt: A Surprising Experience
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2024-11-08 18:03
This is a rather strange and personal topic. However, if it's about a medical procedure like using a suppository for the first time, it can be quite an uncomfortable yet necessary experience. I remember when I had to use a suppository for the first time due to constipation. I was really nervous at the start. I read the instructions carefully several times. Then, I took a deep breath and tried to relax as much as possible while inserting it. It was an odd feeling, but it did help with my problem in the end.
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