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What do you do when four men come into your life and completely turn it upside down? No, seriously, I have no idea. All I wanted to do was hide away on my ranch with no one to bother me, but apparently, they had different plans. Luckily for them, this was not my first zombie apocalypse. If they learn to listen, we might just get out of this with our lives. If not, maybe I would finally be able to rest in peace. ------ Li Dai Lu was born and raised Canadian in her first life. This meant that she was taught how to share, how to put others first and to keep the peace as much as she could. However, that all backfired in a spectacular way. Reborn in a new time and place, Li Dai Lu did her best to protect all those that she could from the zombies that were wiping out the human race. Unfortunately for her, those she rescued were not as grateful as they should have been. Killed by the very people she saved, she held her breath and waited for the calm, peacefulness of death. But the Fates were not too accommodating and our heroine woke up in her third life, a year before the zombie apocalypse. This time she would live life on her own terms and to those that disagreed... well, she would have a few words for them. With four men at her side, she will shed the cloak of civility and become who she was truly meant to be. This will turn into a reverse harem where she does not have to pick. There is no m/m. Other Novels: Dancing with Monsters: Ongoing Star's Ships: Brand New! Ongoing! Discord: Sakura#6289 Discord Channel: https://discord.gg/CapanRmy Instagram: @devil_besideyou666

In the first reincarnation of Earth, the immortals vanished. In the second reincarnation of Earth, the dragon race disappeared. In the third reincarnation of Earth, mankind faced despair. Living in the third reincarnation of Earth, Ding Huan does not want to die.

You thought being reincarnated as an extra-side character was bad? Imagine being thrown into the body of a villain who is disowned by his own family and discarded by the author. Guess you have money though... -------- Magic Castle = 10 Chaps 100 Power Stones = 1 Chap 20 Golden Tickets = 1 Chap Cover made by Regressedgod dc: https://discord.gg/8VNNUp6rxb

From the 21st century she transmigrated into an ancient era unknown to history, where everything defies her common sense. In her previous life she always wanted to travel around the world but she can't even go outside the house and could only look at the vast blue sky through her window with deep longing. She was driven by her curiosity and thirst for knowledge until her last moment. Before dying she has one last wish, to see the outside world. After reincarnating, her goal was to travel around the world, however she unknowingly get caught up in a myriad of conspiracies which push her to grow stronger and stronger.

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

I possessed a third rate villain who died in every route of my favorite game. But I want to live. . . [This novel does not belong to me; all rights belong to its author. I merely upload it, and translation credits go to: Raeitranslations.]

When the huge fleet cuts through the tranquility of the Atlantic Ocean, when the roaring Panther tanks spread all over French soil, when the long-range bomber swarm that covers the sky appears in the sky of Moscow. "The German Iron Crusader flag will fly forever on the continent!" Lyon makes a promise to the people……

William was but an ordinary man—until fate saw fit to thrust him fifteen years into the past. Yet, this was no mere journey through time; he awoke not in his own flesh, but in that of the third son of Duke Herne, the most formidable noble in the realm. Now, amidst the glittering halls of power, where smiles conceal daggers and honour is but a well-spoken lie, William must navigate a world where commoners are naught but dust beneath the boots of the aristocracy. In this treacherous game of deception and ambition, he must learn quickly—for in the world of the nobility, ignorance is a death sentence ---------------------------- Hear ye, my loyal readers… From this day onward, updates shall be limited to three chapters per day—no more! Alas, my quill grows weary, and my stockpile of chapters runs thin. The weight of silence presses upon this tale, and my passion falters… I ask but a simple boon—Golden Tickets and a flood of reviews! Shall this humble plea go unanswered?.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

What happens when a history teacher dies and becomes a prince in another world? Of course, he becomes the greatest emperor! He will use all of his family's resources for his own benefit, conquer the world, and... beautiful women! Ahem. This is a novel full of intrigue where he will get what he wants, build his own empire, and finally protect his loved ones. He is a great leader to those he cares about, but a ruthless tyrant to his enemies. In this world of magic and mystery, he will not stop until he reaches the top. But what will he have to sacrifice for victory? ____ Author's note: No NTR but there may be some separations or temporary separations Sexual content starts after chapter 51. The story may start off very bright and cheerful, but at some point, it will occasionally have a darker theme. Sexuality is not at the forefront