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“Even if Yama wants a person dead, Almighty Ye can bring them back to life!” The one in a century miracle doctor, Ye Qianli, fights the King of Hell, King Yama, and the Grim Reaper with a silver needle in one hand. She wins every battle and never fails. In a transmigration, she becomes the princess of a dynasty. It was a pity that she's not doted on by her father and mother. She is even framed by her cousin who wants to destroy her goddess body, snatch her man, and steal her money. Scram! With the godly doctor possessing her body, she becomes ferocious. Cultivating a divine cultivation technique and refining divine pills, she tramples on bitches and slaps their faces, I'll let you know what it means to be the favored daughter of heaven! She can produce worldly treasures herself and picks up treasure everywhere she goes. It just makes one envious and jealous. In a unfortunate sequence of events, due to an intense poison, she "offends" a cold and handsome man in a moment of desperation. Legend had it the revered one in the dynasty, the Prince Charming of the educational institution. If he catches her, he would want to torture and kill her. What should she do?

After Xiao Lingyu was betrayed by her boyfriend, she had the scumbag underneath her feet and along with the slut. Then, she used the spatial jade pendant to return to her hometown and began planting. She planted, planted, and planted before selling, selling, and selling. After that, she built, built, and built. She went on a frenzied path of establishing her farm kingdom, running further and further away! Until one day, under the peach blossom tree in Tao Yuan Village… A cute little toddler who was about four or five years old tried his best to raise his head. When he finally raised his head, he straightened up. Uh, his neck was starting to hurt from him raising it, but he still stubbornly maintained this posture. His big round black eyes narrowed slightly, and he asked curiously, "Who are you? Why do you look so much like me?" The man peered at the cute child who looked exactly like him when he was young. The man was tall, handsome, and exuded an extraordinary aura. He narrowed his eyes and asked coldly, "Who are you?" In his heart, he was trying to guess which bold woman was behind this. If she dared to do it, she must pay the price! However, before he could make the woman pay the price, this cute little toddler came over and held his hand. With a longing gaze, he said, "Uncle, I'm lost. Can you bring me home?" As the man held the little boy's hand and led him to a farmhouse in an unexpected turn of events, he heard the little boy's excited voice. "Mommy, you can get married now! I've finally found a man who looks like me!" Everyone, "…" This child really went nuts in his quest to find himself a stepfather! In short, this was a story of a white-collar worker who was reborn in the city. After getting set up by someone and obtaining a spatial tool by accident, she returned to the countryside, farmed, and raised her son. She was also cared for by the man her son brought back and transformed into a rich lady.

After failing her tribulation, Ye Leng'an returned to the first world. In her previous life, she was the fake daughter everyone in the Ye family hated. With the real daughter around, she seemed even more worthless in comparison. Meanwhile, the real daughter was adored by everyone. Ultimately, Ye Leng'an was tortured and killed by the real daughter's admirers. She suffered a terrible end. After she died, her soul transmigrated into the cultivation realm. Thanks to her hard work, she cultivated until the tribulation period, and she was only one step away from ascending as an immortal. However, during her tribulation, she failed because of her inner demons from her time in the first world. In this lifetime, she returned with all her glory. She was no longer a loser. Hehe. Now that she had reincarnated, she wanted to regain the honor that once belonged to her. Anyone who stood in her way would be annihilated. Was the real daughter a medical genius who had the potential to become a miracle doctor? Apologies, but Ye Leng'an was the real deal who could bring the dead back to life. She had spiritual pills that countless bigshots would kill for! Was the real daughter a computer genius who could easily access any part of the internet? Apologies, but Ye Leng'an was the one who invented the internet. She was like God, who could control who lived or died in it. Ye Leng'an reincarnated in the world of cultivation and took the world by storm. While countless bigshots found themselves falling head over heels in love with her, a mysterious man who had secretly had a powerful background directly pulled her into his arms. "You belong to me, Honey," he announced. Ye Leng'an helplessly rolled her eyes. "This guy really does get jealous easily!"

****Completed, but under revision.**** ***SUPER SLOW BURN MATURE 18+*** After struggling her way through university, Mina Harlow, a top tier graduate (and literal genius), with the aspiration of lifting her family out of poverty, was still living in the slums, taking odd jobs to earn a living. All of her hard work had been for nothing and her life is cast into turmoil because she offended the wrong Miss from a prominent family. Desperate to for her next source of income, Mina aligns herself with the wrong people, and finds herself amid several conspiracies that keep becoming more and more confounded by misunderstandings. She is mistaken for a spy, by one of the most influential families in the country and held captive as the confusion, mishaps and misunderstandings build up all around her. Under the extreme circumstance, Mina is thrown into despair, hatred and love all that the same time, but will the experience break her or make her ‘better?’ (This story is set in a fictional, modern day patriarchal society on the brink of a shift public opinion on the 'role' of the woman.) Excerpt: "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm stupid," Mina replied. The man laughed sarcastically. "I disagree. I think you are a very smart girl." "Being smart does not mean you can not be stupid." Who told her she was a genius anyway? ***THIS IS AN ADULT STORY WITH AN ADULT THEME. THERE IS VIOLENCE AND IMPLIED VIOLENCE. THERE IS ROMANCE IN THIS STORY, BUT IT IS NOT EXACTLY A LOVE STORY. ***

Meng Yu's Golden Finger was called "Corruption Strengthens Tenfold, Becoming a Demon Strengthens Hundredfold," both extremely fierce and convenient to use. "Those who consume Qi are divine and long-lived, constructing the foundation of ten-thousand generations, and on the day they achieve immortality ('Dan'), they break the self of yesteryears ('Infant'), transforming into heaven and earth, thus becoming immortals." This is the eternally correct tale of the Qi Refinement Practitioner Meng Yu's grand cultivation adventure.

"Xuan Yi was transported into the fictional world and became an elder of the Black Sword Sect! The moment he entered the world, he was at the Sea-Splitting Rank! He awakened his disciple accepting system. The more absurdly powerful his disciple, the stronger Xuan Yi would become! Others may depend on cultivation to raise their ranks, he raised his by accepting disciples! Although he was an elder, had anyone ever seen an elder whose strength was hundreds or even thousands of times higher than that of the sect leader? ""Little Girl, I noticed that your skeletal structure is astonishing indeed. You will be a prodigy in the Way of the Sword. Why don't you let me be your teacher? You can pick whatever saint-grade skills to learn. I also have ninth-grade elixirs for you to eat like snacks."" ""Ding. Congratulations to master for obtaining a disciple with potential over 9999. Rewards: a rank increase of ten levels, and three saint-grade skills!"""

In his past life, Han Sen was a skilled basketball trainer but never achieved his NBA dreams due to his height limitations. After dying unexpectedly, he reincarnates in a parallel world, inhabiting the body of a highly talented four-star recruit also named Han Sen, who had faced a career downturn. Now equipped with a mysterious system that makes him stronger the more he’s criticized, he plans to turn his new life around and fulfill his dream of becoming an elite basketball player. Join Han Sen’s journey as he sets the stage to prove his worth, utilizing his "Hater System" to grow stronger by attracting negative attention from the media and fans! Join my discord server: https://discord.gg/pbHMgveZVe

Humiliation, hypnosis, tutoring, r*pe… All the horrible things a woman can be subjected to. I turned on the game because I wanted to be subjected to those things.

The extraordinaire has disrupted the silence of the world and ever since then, technology has taken a different path. When humans find a path for evolution in the dark, I’ll remove my ribs, burn my heart and burn the midnight oil to become their pioneer. This is the process of a gamer manipulating the world. Mini world of endless fun awaits.

Xiao Xing, the most gorgeous omega of the town, got captured by a mafia lord due to his father's great depth. That depth put him into the life situation that he never wished even for his enemies but only to save his handicapped sister’s life he accepted his fate to become a puppet of a rich man. With the heart of gold, a gorgeous smile and alluring amber eyes, he became the imposter, Mo Yuan in the Mo family when Mo Lin the younger brother of real Mo Yuan paid millions to the mafia to buy him. He got engaged with Mo Yuan’s fiance Xie Jayden and started to live Mo Yuan’s life at his place. But was that deal that simple? No, it wasn’t just the only thing in the deal that Xiao Xing understood when slowly many secrets started to come out in front of him. Gradually when he understood everything was a white lie in the big family, he understood his simple life was much better than those rich people. But even when he found every person around him wearing some mask he could not find himself hating all of them and got entangled with them even more when he fell hard for Xie Jayden. What will happen with Xiao Xing when knowing the secrets of Mo's family will push him into the biggest trouble of his life? What will happen when Xie Jayden will know that Xiao Xing is not his fiance Mo Yuan but an imposter? Will destiny play a role in their story or will their love change their destiny? ~~~ English is not my first language. Try to accept the story as it is. Sorry in advance if it doesn’t make any sense to you.