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La noche antes de su boda, su prometido huyó con su amante. Frustrada, abordó al hombre que se encontraba ante ella, frente al registro civil. —Presidente Mo, tu esposa no vino y mi esposo huyó. ¿Puedo proponerle que nos casemos? Antes de casarse, ella dijo: —¡Incluso si compartimos la misma cama, nada pasará entre nosotros! Luego de casarse, él dijo: —Si no lo intentamos, ¿cómo lo sabremos?

Waking up from a nightmare several hours before dawn, Belle fetched a drink of water. She paused in front of her kitchen's window when she noticed a lit lantern in front of her mansion's garden. Her butler stood there, shovel in hand. This was no hour to be gardening. Curious, she made her way outside, but when she had gotten close enough to see a large and hollow pit next to her eternally-stoic and polite butler, she saw him pick up a rotten body. A DEAD BODY! Her eyes widened fearfully when she saw her handsome butler drop the rotting body into the fresh hole. She asked in horror, "What are you doing?!" Surprised to see his young miss awake at this hour, he stared at her with the same expression he had been keeping up for all these years. He had made sure she was asleep before coming here. "Gardening." "And the body?!" she looked at him in disbelief. "Fertilizer," he answered her before picking up the shovel that was on the ground. Belle was now certain something had possessed her butler. Who gardened dead bodies?! She then heard him ask her, "Want to help me in planting it, Miss Adams?" he gave her a sweet smile. Note: If you enjoy a book of comedy with light-hearted romance and a gothic background. This book is for you~

A little ruffian who fought recklessly without any morals and bottomline accidentally time-traveled to parallel space and became a Key Case Investigation Team agent. The huge change in identity had him creating chaos in the police station. However, a strange miracle system helped him repeatedly solve mysterious cases, turning him into an impudent ruffian detective!

This is a story about the pursuit of victory. — "I subscribe only to the theory of victory. I only pursue victory. As long as I am able to obtain victory, I don’t care if it’s total football or counterattack. What is the ultimate goal of professional soccer? In my opinion, it is victory, and the pinnacle of victory is to become the champions. I am a manager. If I don’t wish to lose my job or be forgotten by the people, there’s only one path for me to take, and that is to lead the team in obtaining victories, in obtaining championship titles!” The main character was not well-liked by people. — “⋯We conducted a survey which had been deemed by Manager Tony Twain as extremely meaningless. In a random street survey conducted, ninety-three percent of those surveyed chose the option ‘I hate Tony Twain’, while only seven percent chose the option ‘This person is rather decent, I like him’. It is worth noting that nobody chose the option ‘Who is Tony Twain? I don’t know him’. Mark, do you know why Manager Twain felt that our survey was very meaningless?” Parker, a reporter from <The Daily Telegraph> laughed loudly and said when he was being interviewed by BBC. But there were also people who were madly in love with him. — “⋯ Became the spokesperson of world-wide famous clothing brands, shot advertisements, frequented the fashion industry’s award ceremonies, endorsed electronic games, has a supermodel girlfriend. His earnings from advertisements exceed his club salary by seventeen times, owns a special column in various print medias, publishing his autobiography (in progress), and is even said that he is planning to shoot an inspirational film based off his own person experiences! Who can tell me which part of his life experiences is worthy of being called ‘inspirational’? Hold on⋯. Are you all thinking that I’m referring to David Beckham? You’re sorely mistaken! I’m talking about Manager Tony Twain⋯.” He was very knowledgeable about Chinese soccer. — “⋯ I’ve heard about it, that Bora gifted four books to his manager Mr. Zhu before your country’s national team’s warm up match. After which, the team lost 1:3 to a nameless American team from Major League Soccer. The new excuse that Mr. Zhu gave for losing the match, was that Bora gifted “books” (‘books’ and ‘lose’ are homophones in the Chinese language). Here, I recommend that you guys find out what that one specific book is. Which book? Of course the one that caused you all to score a goal. After that, tell me the title of the book. Before every match, I will gift ten copies of that same book to you. In that case, won’t you all be able to get a triumphant 10:0 win over your opponents every time?” An excerpt taken from Tony Twain’s special column in a certain famous Chinese sports newspaper.

it's a naruto fanfic, full of depravity. it took me while to find this one. well harem and no netorase. but a lot of crazy stuffs. tags - shotacon, incest, futanari, lolicon, pregnancy, mindless sex, mild mind rape, sex addiction, virgin

Ingrid is a tough, committed, and loyal young woman. Contented with the way her career unfolds: a secure position in a Briggs Group of companies, influential in the business world, and does not need a man. However, emptiness overwhelms her that she longs to have a baby. She decided to go to a fertility clinic and go through a process and became pregnant. Cliff, a cold and hardworking CEO preoccupied with work, has no time for love. All he wants is to build his empire. One day, he decided to donate his 'seed' to a fertility clinic, thinking he may use it someday. Years have passed, their fates have crossed. Cliff suddenly heard a child's cry on his way to his office. He furrows his brows and looks where the sound came. "Child, why are you here?" the boy then looked up and stared at him, and he stretched his arms to be embraced by him and said, "Daddy!" . . . • SEASON 2 will be updated sooon! • . . . Photo not mine. Credits solely belong to the owner. Borrowed and edited from Sparkpost app - visit, like and follow my page: heartsofclay - for queries just email me at heartsofclay2020@gmail.com

Hai Xiaotang terbangun di rumah sakit setelah berusaha bunuh diri karena Dongfang Yu, suaminya yang sangat dicintainya menceraikannya. Namun dia sangat terkejut mendapati bahwa dia terbangun di masa beberapa tahun sebelumnya. Hai Xiaotang yang merasa mendapat kesempatan untuk mengulangi hidupnya kembali memutuskan untuk memperbaiki hidupnya dan tidak mengulangi kesalahannya di kehidupannya yang dulu. Dia memutuskan untuk bercerai dengan suami yang sama sekali tidak pernah mencintainya, lalu meraih kebebasan dan memulai hidup baru. Tetapi perjalanan Hai Xiaotang untuk memperbaiki hidupnya tidak semudah itu, Dongfang Yu tidak mau menceraikannya karena akan memberikan efek buruk pada pekerjaannya. Mereka pun tetap hidup bersama dalam perkawinan yang tidak bahagia.

Ah Hai Long went into the army not with a burning desire to serve his country but to escape his brothers.Oh they loved him since he was tje youngest but with them he could not love himself.After all he had done something unforgivable.He wouldn't forgive himself even of theu did. Shi Ai was bound to live in hell until her older sister saved her when she was a toddler.A young girl who believes Ah Hai is her knight in shining armour. At the age of 13 she told him she was going to be his wife... Will Shi Ai be able to win her knight? A special thank you to the most wonderful content editor @islinda for designing this cover!

¡Su Servidor debe hacer que todos se inclinen ante mí! Al llegar ese mundo nuevo, Lin Fan descubrió que estaba en posesión de un sistema que le permite subir de nivel indefinidamente, sin importar las limitaciones del mundo. Después de aprender la poderosa técnica Mono Roba Melocotón, Lin Fan se dio cuenta que ha sido elegido para ser, literalmente, la persona más poderosa de todo el mundo. Pero por supuesto, ¿cuán aburrido sería sin que todo el mundo conociera su gran nombre? Sinvergüenza. Justo. Inteligente. ¡No dejará que nadie (ni sus bolas) se interpongan en su camino a la gloria! Hilarante por las razones incorrectas y excitante por las correctas, esta novela definitivamente hará que grites de la risa y acelerará tu sangre al mismo tiempo. Únetenos en esta montaña rusa de obra maestra, con Lin Fan y sus confiables compañeros mientras él le demuestra al mundo lo que significa ser SU SERVIDOR. Hay una persona, cuya vida entera es una leyenda. Hay una persona, cuya magnificencia se irradia desde sus cejas. Hay una persona, su nombre es Lin Fan. Todos: Lin Fan, quiero tener tus bebés. Una vida dominada por botines desenfrenados no necesita explicación.

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