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MAKE YOU MINE

MAKE YOU MINE

It wasn't just about what this lady was wearing. It was her. Something to do with the way she moved. Like she was one with the music and with the stage. The music pounded in a hypnotic rhythm that was unashamedly sexual, and she moved and danced in time to the beat, her movements graceful and seductive. So much confidence and balance. Balance that should have been nearly possible with the length of the heel shoes that she was putting on, but she made it look so natural... So easy, like she'd been born with high, slender spikes attached to her feet. There was something captivating... Almost hypnotizing about this woman, and Dimitri found him self leaning closer to watch. To take in every sight of this beautiful goddess. She was a vision of feminine perfection, every man's fantasy and Dimitri felt sharp claws of lust drag through his loins. On the opposite side, Dimitri saw a man half rise to his feet, a look of naked longing in his eyes. He didn't blame the man. What man wouldn't be captivated by such a beauty? -------------------- Nervous about assuming control of her father's company, Kelly Darcy relocates to San Francisco. In an attempt to do something she loved one more time before her life changed completely, she volunteers to replace a dancer in her friend, Elizabeth's fashion show and ends up in the arms of Dimitri Collins. It was supposed to be a one night stand. She didn't have to see him again. But Kelly realizes how wrong she was when Dimitri walks into her father's office... And now she has to fight to keep her father's company, while figuring out what she truly feels for Dimitri.
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God of Milfs: The Gods Request Me To Make a Milf Harem

God of Milfs: The Gods Request Me To Make a Milf Harem

Ding~ [A message has been sent by the Gods] [Welcome chosen one to the World of Milfs for your trial to attain Godhood. Fulfill the Gods requests and obtain their approval to join us and become a God] [Fail your given request and meet your demise] Ding~ [A request has been sent by the Gods] [The God of Storms Synthia sends a request: Grope your adopted mother's buttocks till you leave marks on her ass] [The God of Music Calliope sends a request: Make your Aunt moan so loud that your neighbours can hear her sweet voice] [The God of Health Fiona sends a request: Lick of the curry that spilled on your neighbour's chest, while her husband watches tv in the room next door] [The God of Stars Noella sends a request: Blackmail your classmate's mother into sucking you off in her son's room] [The God of Wisdom Seraphina sends a request: Drink all the office lady's breast milk straight from the source, that was supposed to be for her baby] I see....So I basically have to do a bunch of naughty and perverted stuff that the Gods want to see me do with a whole lot of smoking hot milfs, for a chance to become God and save my life. What else can I say other then... WHAT KIND OF FUCKED UP JOKE IS THIS?!?! Want to know how this all came to be? Then follow our protagonist and his journey to become God by making his own Milf Harem (Warning: This novel is made by a Degenerate for Degenerates, so if you aren't into kinky stuff and prefer vanilla, then this novel isn't for you) •°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•° [No NTR - No Yuri - No sharing - No system that assists the protagonist - No mind control - No blood related Incest - No drugs or potions that influence the girls - Hardcore Inseki - A lot of Netori and Stealing - Harem - Slice of Life Romance - No unnecessary Drama - A lot of fleshed out +18 scenes - Finally a very competent protagonist] [This novel is focused on Older Women and Milfs, so don't expect any younger girls unless there's a Oyakodon] [And finally I want all the interactions to feel natural and I want the readers to be invested in the characters, so the story will be fleshed out and not rushed in any way] discord.gg/9hKEN3duBw
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Reincarnated and Regressed Villain - Make heroines beg for forgiveness

Reincarnated and Regressed Villain - Make heroines beg for forgiveness

"So, Diana, what's your excuse for betraying me?" His amber glinted eyes bore into the woman with bloodied, broken blue hair, kneeling in complete disarray. "... you're evil." "Oh, so, looking out for all of you makes me evil?" The man narrowed his eyes, contemplating the echoes of protagonist halos and heroines' mentality, starkly real now. Coming from a world far removed from such grim reality, he had read about these personalities in novels, but experiencing their shortcomings firsthand was a different story. "How am I evil?" He looked down at his foot where a young man, limbless and crushed, lay in a state of complete brokenness, mustering the little strength he had left to utter some words. "... y.. you ba..stard, You killed millions." Hearing these words, the man's internal amusement grew at the absurdity of these hypocritical people. He had eradicated all the evil organizations within the Empire after ascending to his throne. Wars were waged to crush rebellious kingdoms that stood against his Empire, uniting the entire Heidal Continent under one flag—the Selvius Empire. He shifted his gaze towards another woman with pink hair, her body completely broken, supported by a rock to maintain a semblance of balance amidst the devastation. "Hmm, so what about you, Karina? Wasn't your family about to be executed by the Aidiac Royal family? Is it wrong for me to have intervened?" "You killed them without mercy, and although you saved my family, it was not worth it." "I just saved—" "It's bullshit. You could have solved everything peacefully without drawing so much blood." Hearing all this, the man began to understand why those novels depicted these people as hypocritical and low in intelligence. If he hadn't saved them, they would have suffered the most gruesome fate. Yet, despite being saved, these ungrateful individuals chose to blame him. The bitter irony of their ingratitude gnawed at him, leaving a bitter taste in his mouth. "Guess you all have the same reasons." The man looked towards the seven people, their disdainful gazes directed at him. He had only aimed to change their fates, to rescue some from slavery, others from crippling circumstances, and a few from inevitable betrayal. Yet, they all blamed him for saving them, unable to comprehend that he had severed the root causes that would have subjected them to excruciating suffering. "Hahaha." "Indeed, now I see." He now understood what those novels had tried to convey—'these idiots think this whole world works like they think it would.' 'System......... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Join Discord for Faster Update notification:: https://discord.gg/QZnWtQARft Additional Tags :- Smart MC, Harem, Time Travel, Yandere, Tsundere, Ruthless, Manipulative, Cunning, Regret, Reincarnation, Transmigration, System, No-forgiveness, Betrayal, elves, werewolves, vampires, dwarves, demons. **NO YURI, NO INCEST, NO NTR and Anything That Readers Hate, Me myself being a Reader, will never provide content that will destroy reader's mood. **MC is not Weak and Simp, his mentality maybe, to have soft corner for people in need but by no means he is blind, Don't take his Silence as his weakness. **About My Writing style - I love to keep Readers on edge, Don't believe what your eyes read as maybe they are some illusions, Coming to conclusions about plots will be your biggest mistake. Lastly, Don't Ask Questions in Review, it is for your true opinion about Novel, Go through novel once and leave a review, if you like it. ENGLISH IS NOT MY FIRST LANGUAGE ~ you can expect some errors Villain https://discord.gg/QZnWtQARft
4.8
376 Chs
How to make a joke in a horror story?
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2024-11-16 14:10
You can also create a joke by making the villain or the source of horror seem comical in a brief moment. Let's say the monster in the story is a huge, hairy beast. The character might joke, 'You know, you really need a haircut. With all that hair, you must be seeing the world through a furry curtain!' This turns the scary into something silly for a moment.
How can one make joke horror stories?
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2024-11-17 15:11
One way to make joke horror stories is by mixing up the characters. Take a vampire and a clumsy dentist. The vampire goes to the dentist because his fangs are crooked. The dentist is so scared at first but then starts trying to fix the fangs in a really comical way with oversized tools.
What elements are needed to make a joke horror story?
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2024-11-16 19:50
A mix of the unexpected. For instance, having a seemingly friendly character turn out to be the source of horror but in a really absurd way. Like a cute little old lady who is actually a vampire that faints at the sight of garlic bread instead of being repelled by it. This subverts the normal horror expectations and creates a joke - like effect.
A short joke to make a girl happy?
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2024-09-11 14:35
An example of a short joke to make a girl happy was as follows: Why do birds stop on wires? Because they liked to play online games. Why do some people like to play computer games with gloves on? Because they liked the warmth of their hands when they typed on the keyboard. Why does the train fly? Because it made a joke while driving. Why do policemen like to eat hamburgers? Because they liked to catch criminals, and the favorite food of criminals was hamburgers. Why do some people like to read in the toilet? Because they enjoy a unique reading experience, like reading on the toilet.
The novel is a horror joke, recommending girls.
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2025-01-05 17:22
The following are some recommendations for funny horror novels that are suitable for girls to read: 1. " The World of Martial Arts is Full of Wonders ": It was about a 22-year-old Shen Qianling. After he received his first Best Actor Award, he was hit in the head by a ceiling and then transmigrated to another world. 2. " Awkward Demon Wife ": The story of a smart and cute little white rabbit who was rejected by her master, who took her as a pet and finally became a human. There were many funny elements. 3. [Top-grade Cultivation System: It tells the story of a hidden class player who transmigrated to become an immortal cultivator. There are also many funny elements.] 4. [The Way of Laughter]: It was a hilarious story about a transmigration and rebirth. It was full of jokes. 5. " Traversing the Huashan Sect: The Unlucky Man's Reversal " tells the story of an unlucky man who transmigrated to the Huashan Sect. It's full of funny plots. I hope these recommendations can satisfy your needs for horror stories.
Tell me a horror joke story.
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2024-11-12 03:35
Once upon a time, there was a man who always heard strange noises at night. One night, he followed the noise to the attic. He opened the creaky door and saw a pair of glowing eyes. But it was just his cat wearing his old glasses. Ha ha.
Please don't make a big joke...
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2024-09-12 04:41
When you face a challenge, remember: you can express your feelings in any way you want, but don't overdo it. A man asked his mother,"if we take the moon down, will it go?" "No, it will stop at our door," replied his mother. Sometimes you feel very lonely in the air alone. He tried to listen to some music or try to see some treasures. One day, a man asked his good friend,"when can we start learning new knowledge?" "When you feel difficult and helpless," replied the good friend. Sometimes you think about your life alone. Ask yourself,"why am I doing this?" Then, the answer would be revealed. Sometimes you will be very surprised because you have found someone who can help you. Try to tell them your questions and find that they really understand you. One day, a man asked his mother,"why can't I be a great person?" "Because you don't have a real heart," replied his mother. Sometimes you think about your actions alone. Ask yourself,"Why am I doing this?" Then, the answer would be revealed. Sometimes you feel very worried because you have lost an important person. Ask yourself,"If I can get this person back, will I worry again?" Then, the answer would be revealed. Sometimes you think about your own values alone. Ask yourself,"Why am I doing this?" Then, the answer would be revealed. Sometimes you will feel very difficult because you can't overcome a problem. Ask yourself,"why can't I overcome this problem?" Then, the answer would be revealed.
I want a joke, a joke that will make me feel so good. Thank you!
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2025-03-01 14:00
The following was a joke: One day, a programmer went to a bar for a drink and his friend asked him,"Why don't you develop a bar app?" The programmer replied,"I like to drink in bars, but I don't know how to program bar applications." The friend replied,"Then how did you drink in the bar?" The programmer thought for a moment and replied,"I'll use the drinks and facilities provided by the bar."
Share a horror joke story you know.
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2024-11-12 03:50
A woman lived in an old mansion. She often saw a shadowy figure in the hallway. One day, she mustered up the courage to confront it. It turned out to be her own long coat hanging on a hook. It was a simple but effective horror - joke situation.
What kind of joke can make a girl like
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2025-03-05 12:11
Jokes aren't the only way to attract a girl, but they do make her feel happy and relaxed. Here are some jokes that girls might like: 1 "Why do girls like to play games?" "Because games are more interesting than men." "Do you know why girls like jewelry?" "Because jewelry can make her noble." 3 "Do you know why girls like to travel?" " Because traveling allows her to discover new worlds and adventures." "Do you know why girls like delicious food?" "Because delicious food can make her feel happy and satisfied." "Do you know why girls like music?" "Because music can make her feel free and relaxed." Please remember that these jokes are just examples and there is no guarantee that they will be liked by girls. The most important thing was to treat the girl with sincerity and respect and try to establish good communication and interaction with her.
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